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"Molly is not human of course,” said Nightingale. “And indeed, neither is her reproductive cycle.”
Peter stilled very visibly.Series
- Part 3 of Rare Pairs
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“Before, when we were fighting, you said you’d loved?”
Gideon bristled. “Is that so strange a thought?”Series
- Part 2 of Rare Pairs
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Rare Pairs by functiondys
Fandom Doctor Who (2005), Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch, The Devil's Hour (TV)
11 Nov 2025
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The sort of curse incurred by breaches of the laws of hospitality are actually quite simple things to deal with, if the one cursed is willing to sincerely admit their fault and request forgiveness from those they have wronged.
Unfortunately in this case the one who has been cursed is Sir Julien Davinos, so Bolaire is going to have to get creative.
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08 Jun 2026
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I don't understand what this means. It's a mythic story--something out of legend. Out of the Shapers' War. Secret weapons. Masked players who killed a trickster god. I don't know how it fits into everyday life. I don't know how it fits into my kitchen.
“Are you in trouble?” I ask.
“What a question,” Bolaire mutters, looking to the side. “Am I in trouble? I suppose I'm not in any new sort of trouble.”
“So you're in old trouble,” I say.
“Living as a perpetual lie involves a certain amount of ongoing trouble,” he says. “That's the nature of the beast.”
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- Part 2 of Bard And Mask Are Friends
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01 Jun 2026
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Bolaire's insurance plan is simple: if he can't be unobtrusive, be useful. After the explosive reveal of his true nature, he has a lot to make up for, and is willing to try anything to get back in the good graces of the group. It just takes one spell to split sensation between two people, but you know what they say about looking into the void.
I refuse to believe Tal made a sentient evil mask that controls people's bodies and didn't consider the voyeurism angle.
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14 May 2026
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Oh mother, I am restless by ottertrashpalace
Fandoms: Candela Obscura (Critical Role Web Series)
13 Dec 2023
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Sean has gone home with Jean and Marion before, but he never stays. Marion is beginning to wonder what it will take to get through to him.
This is mostly porn with a side of feelings.
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18 Jan 2026
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What's Between Us by earlgrayly
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
31 Mar 2026
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After the revolution, Effie and Haymitch are NOT dating. She just rides the supply train to District Twelve every month to see him. And sleep with him. But they are NOT dating.
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25 Dec 2025