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Five times Penelope almost says 'I love you' to Luke, and one time she does
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The team is out for drinks. Penelope is surprised when Luke arrives and ~definitely~ doesn't have any feelings about that.
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Luke teases Penelope with a new nickname when she comes back in CM:Evolution
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Pre-series where Hotch finds Penelope in her office late at night. He tells her to go home and learns she was planning to sleep in her office. He does not approve.
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Penelope decided to go back to school and get her Master's Degree. The catch, she didn't tell anybody.
One day Luke notices a new degree hanging on Penelope's wall.
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There’s something about Tuesday that gets Rebecca Welton up in the morning without the dread that usually lingers the rest of her workday mornings. Keeley Jones, the library assistant who works with her on Tuesdays, Friday nights, and Saturdays, has narrowed it down to three things: the cute but grumpy barista that knows their order; the fact Rebecca is only on the reference desk for two hours on Tuesdays; or it’s the wee thing in toddler storytime who is, in Keeley’s opinion, head over heels in love with Rebecca.
or, the Librarian and Professor AU absolutely no one asked for here.
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- Part 1 of burnt toast, sundays
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29 Jul 2026
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- Part 6 of Unconditional I (Lookout Kid)
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18 Jul 2026
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Dr Bridgerton; or With his educated eyes, and his hand between my thighs by queenofthecon
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV)
19 May 2024
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There lay in Penelope a sickness, or so she had been told.
A very specific kind that only this physician, as he called himself, could potentially be willing to alleviate for her, if there were any hope at all. At least that was what the flyer had said.
A gentleman by the name of Mr Bridgerton had developed a technique of stimulatory effect to relieve the sufferings of women. Of sharp tongues and short tempers gone in a few months or less, within three sessions with his special apparatus.
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- Part 11 of Polin Kinktober 2023
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17 Jul 2026
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It’s only later, when she’s in her pyjamas and snuggled under her thick duvet, that Rebecca realises that he never even told her his name.
Fashion designer Rebecca Welton/Celebrity chef Ted Lasso
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11 Jul 2026
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when you fall down i will pick you up (i will be there) by Bow_is_best_boi
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
28 Jun 2026
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Luke takes care of Penelope post-19.6
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05 Jul 2026