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The group chat did not let Max live it down.
“If you wanted to see George naked, there’s a better way to ask, mate!” Lando chortled. Max could almost hear him say it out loud, the expression on his face to indicate that he had found something so incredibly, outrageously amusing. “George, what do you have to say to that?”
But it wasn’t George who replied. Ollie chimed in next, emboldened by being part of the boys trip Max had not been invited to in Langkawi. “George is super good in the heat! He is 🔥🔥🔥”
“Next boys trip to the sauna for heat training, who’s coming? 😉” Carlos sent, and that was about the time Max stopped paying attention to the group chat.
Bahrain Grand Prix in Malaysia 2026. Max and George go to a sauna for some heat training.
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- Part 11 of pareidolia
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10 Oct 2026
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He clambers onto Oscar’s lap, the ugly green Herman Miller groaning under their combined weight.
“Here’s the thing. I keep frickin’ phasing between dimensions, yeah? And I think your cock can fix me.”
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03 Oct 2026
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"You left your underwear in my room,” Max says, without lowering his voice. It's worth it for the way George's eye twitches.
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22 Sep 2026
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nobody asks you questions when you say you're an accountant by artifice for candlenightlight
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16 Jun 2022
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Mark Webber is, among other things, absolutely certain that the asshole who botched his hit is one Sebastian Vettel. He’d know those dirty blonde curls and ergonomically small hands anywhere.
alternatively: seb and mark sell their old apartment, fix their marriage, briefly go on the run after failing to kill each other, and pay off their mortgage. not necessarily in that order.
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- Part 2 of nobody asks you questions
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22 Sep 2026
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Max Verstappen drags his tractor to P12 and gets photographed at a Monaco steakhouse with Toto and Susie the next week. George doesn’t get the steakhouse. George gets his office, two days later.
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28 Aug 2026