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I wanna sleep next to you
I wanna come home to you
I wanna hold hands with you
I wanna be close to you -
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Combeferre let out a sigh, “Our all-powerful leader is refusing to acknowledge that he’s sick.”
“That’s because I’m not-”
“SO,” Courfeyrac butted in, “We are refusing to hold the meeting until Monsieur ‘Sleep is for the weak’ finally admits his weakness and gets some fucking rest.” -
This Impossible Year by mayjeffneverstopyou
Fandoms: The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV)
23 Mar 2017
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There's no sunshine
There's no you and me
There's no good times
This impossible year
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“You’re not being very sympathetic,” Lando replies. “My roommate is a serial killer!”
Charles says, unhelpfully, “five months ago you walked into his apartment with no identification, no luggage, and the request for him not to look your name up on the internet, and he let you live with him without even asking if you served in the war. And we are surprised he is a lunatic?”
Or: Oscar kills people. Lando is legally dead. Someone wants to restart the war.
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- Part 1 of Into the Daoliverse or Something Idk
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11 Jul 2025
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They said that questions pooled there unanswered, so that one could stay for ten years—or a hundred—and only gather confusion like a stone gathers moss. They said that a kraken slept curled at the foundations of the university, waiting for the deluge that would swallow the world. They said that one would have to be a fool to go to the University of Oxenfloode.
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17 Feb 2025
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It's a lucky thing to be able to treat someone kindly. Lando and Oscar find different ways to be grateful.
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27 Oct 2025
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NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
NORRIS: Is it good?
PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
Let’s do a quick one.
NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!
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18 Sep 2025
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Oscar lost Lando a championship and left McLaren. There was still a year in between.
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24 Aug 2025