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Sometimes, family is two deranged ex-boyfriends and the sentient magical house caught in the middle.
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06 Apr 2026
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Bending at the knees to unceremoniously drop himself back down onto the sofa, Zach reaches for the remote and says, possibly joking, "God, you'd make the worst two beer queer ever."
"I've been mistaken for gay before." Chris sounds offended. Zach looks over at him, completely boggled. "Is your laptop around?"
Zach shakes his head and finally, finally changes the channel.
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02 Apr 2026
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Curse breakers Harry and Draco get stuck with a pair of wedding rings meant to ensure monogamy. Harry has three major problems with this: it’s Malfoy, he’s a man, and Harry’s not gay.
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02 Apr 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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30 Mar 2026
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Hannibal had never wanted a pet, of any kind. They required too much attention, regular animals because of their helplessness, and hybrid Pets because of their need for social interaction. They’d been created to be needy things, bred to stroke the egos of their masters by demanding attention and offering it up in return. Hannibal hadn’t the patience for it.
So, when he woke on a Tuesday morning to the sound of a crash from the kitchen, without the accompanying scurry of fleeing footsteps, Hannibal knew to be on the alert.
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29 Mar 2026