Works in Challenges/Collections
Listing Works
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Hanamaki blinks up at him, opening his mouth before just closing it, grasping at his arms like a lifeline. Quietly, so no one can hear him, as if the loud ass bass reverberating through the floors isn’t already drowning them out, he says, “were they messing with me?” because it kinda makes sense. He’s pretty sure this entire family has some sort of evil streak hidden by their good-looks and deceptively helpful demeanors. All the dragging around and narrowly missing each other seems a little too coordinated now that he has Issei in his clutches.
“Mhm. It's a family tradition. That or the complete and utter destruction of your person. Very sexy of us.” Issei nods, hair bouncing, ignoring the fact that Hanamaki has started groping his bicep. “Screening potential life partners is very important.”
“You’re very sexy.”
“I know.” He’s grinning. That motherfucker. He’s hot. And big. His eyes drop down for what he believes is a split second. Processing this entire conversation is a bitch. He’s pretty sure he’s been told something important.
“Fuck you. Am I your potential life partner?”
“Yes.”
“Oh, in that case, fuck me.”
“I’m gonna make fun of you so hard when you’re sober.”