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    Sirius Black is a YouTube phenomenon. A YouTube phenomenon who develops a crush on his video editor.

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    28 May 2026

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    Remus Lupin was having a relatively enjoyable day before his flight was horrendously delayed. The only silver lining of being trapped in an airport for twelve hours: meeting Sirius Black.

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    24 May 2026

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    “Yeah, sure, steal my bird and then insult my clothing. Why not?” He waves a hand flippantly but Sirius stands up shocked.

    “Wait, what?”

    “Which part are you confused by?” the man seethes, eyes narrowed dangerously. “The part where I know you’re sleeping with my girl, or the part where you insulted my clothes two seconds ago.”

    “The first - I’m very aware about the cardigan joke.”

    “There’s no point in playing dumb, I fucking know.” The other sighs, all of the wind gone from his sails, shoulders slumping as he rakes a hand through disheveled curls, damp from the spitting mist outside. “Reversed the number on her phone found the billing address.”

    “I didn’t steal your girl, mate. I mean, I’m fucking sorry because that’s horrible, but it wasn’t me.” A snarl pulls up the others lip, he glares with disdain, but Sirius holds his hands up before he can continue. “I’m gay, for fucks sake. Like, really, really, gay. You’ve got the wrong bloke.”

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    23 May 2026

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    Remus Lupin is one of the best employees at Bean Genie. Unfortunately, the one thing he seems to be better at than coffee art is making a fool of himself around a certain customer who keeps coming back.

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    22 May 2026

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    Remus has endured three years of his behavior. He’d be willing to accept it, deal with it, make peace with the idea of Sirius as a town asshole. Every town has one - they ride loud motorcycles in the middle of the night and spend one too many hours at the town's dive bar.

    But Sirius isn’t an asshole, at least to anyone who isn’t named Remus. Sirius holds doors open for little old ladies, he volunteers at local organizations, he mows and rakes and weeds people's yards out of the goodness of his heart. He lives and bleeds for the town of Godric’s Hollow - knows everyone and their children by name and greets them as if they’ve been best friends for years.

    Remus would call it performative if he hadn’t been witness to it many times, Sirius Black and his charm and his inability to resist helping someone.

    The dick.

    Or - Mutual Dislike to Lovers

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    22 May 2026