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    You know, Crawler, historians used to have a fascinating habit.

    Two men would live together for forty years. They'd share a house. Share a bed. Raise a cat together. Leave each other everything in their wills. Write letters so disgustingly affectionate that they make romance novels look emotionally constipated.

    And historians would look at all of this and conclude:

    "What close friends."

    Amazing.

    Truly a level of denial normally reserved for cult leaders, reality television contestants, and people who think they're "just being nice."

    Now, to be fair, housing costs are terrible. Sometimes two fully grown men do end up sharing an apartment. Sometimes they do sleep in the same bed. Sometimes they do spend every waking moment worrying about each other. Sometimes they do accidentally build a life together.

    But eventually, Crawler, there comes a point where you're not fooling anybody anymore.

    Not the audience.

    Not the cat.

    And definitely not yourselves.

    REWARD:
    You've unlocked the passive skill: Heterosexuality (Contested).

    The effectiveness of this skill decreases every time you call your roommate "family."

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    05 Jul 2026

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    god this is The mordecarl fic ever no one else is doing it like this

    mr mordecai skyfowl sir im so deeply in love with you its giving me an aneurysm

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    An undercover mission gone sour leads to Obi-Wan crashing his starship into the trash fields of Lotho Minor. Lost and injured, in the lightless, subterranean tunnels beneath the planet’s surface, he finds something long-forgotten.

    Or rather someone.

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    17 May 2026

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    "Many stages in Eridian reproductive process. Rocky Adrian laying cycles finally sync up recently. So, Rocky Adrian think finally time for eggs. Adrian lay five eggs, very good. Only, strange thing happen. Rocky only lay one egg."

    “Oh,” I say. “That’s unusual, right?”

    "Very," Rocky hums.

    My throat tightens. "Does that mean there's something wrong? Are you sick?"

    Rocky makes a gesture I usually interpret as "not exactly". "Not sick," he says. "But doctors still worry. When Eridian start to make fewer eggs, this usually means laying period of life is over soon. Rocky very young for this. Rocky supposed to be in ideal time of life for laying. Rocky younger than Adrian, even." He shifts on three of his feet. Already, my mind is racing ahead, wondering -- "Doctors told Rocky to ask Grace, is this radiation side effect, question?"

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    13 May 2026

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    oh gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous

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    It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.

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    11 May 2026

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    this is the best fic in this fandom. it has absolutely everything you want a grace+rocky bodyswap road trip fic to have and so so so much more read it once then read it again then scream-cry about it in the shower for good measure

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    Turnaround Time (TAT)
    [noun]
    The total duration from the making of a request to its completion and delivery.

    Or,

    Finally, with palpable resignation, ART asked, 'What do you need, Secunit?'

    I pushed myself off of the wall and walked to the nearest medical table. Slowly and deliberately, as though the beat of my central circulatory pumps wasn’t pounding in my ears, I turned around and leaned back onto my hands. The small of my back came to rest against the edge of the platform. When I tilted my head all the way back and found the lens of ART’s camera, my mouth split into a smile that I hadn’t planned.

    I said, “You.”

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    01 May 2026

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    the ending is too fucking good oh my god they’re so stupid and obsessed with each other and i love them