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    "Hey!  What are you doing?" Obi-Wan grabs desperately for something to hold onto as Jango lifts him up over this shoulder in a fireman's carry. Rex and Anakin is left standing in the hallway, gaping, where Obi-Wan was having a perfectly normal conversation before Jango arrived.

    "Im kidnapping you." Jango answers as he shifts his hold on Obi-Wan to get a better grip on him, one hand over his thighs for balance.

    "May I ask why you saw it fit to kidnap me this beautiful morning?" Obi-Wan is mostly not complaining, the war has been over for almost three months and his workload has not lessened the way he thought it would. It had increased instead, apparently finding out that the Supreme Chancellor of the Republic is a Sith Lord and then leading a strike team against said Sith Lord came with paperwork and responsibilities. Obi-Wan would even admit to being impressed with Jango's restraint, they had not seen eachother in weeks and Obi-Wan might have been ready to facilitate an escape attempt himself. That Jango is now doing the heavy lifting, so to speak, gives Obi-Wan the perfect alibi to the Council.

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    Din immediately looked up to find Luke Skywalker and his beautiful, stunning, gorgeous blue eyes, and beautiful, stunning, gorgeous smile, standing next to their table. Din's heart skittered in his chest—from his horrifically powerful crush or from the caffeine, he wasn’t sure—and he gaped at Luke, unable to reboot his brain and come up with any kind of intelligent response.  

    Din wondered if he slipped the waitress enough money that she’d just kill him there on the spot.


    Figure skating champion Luke Skywalker meets Team USA Hockey Captain Din Djarin at the Winter Olympics, and it all goes downhill from there in the best way possible.

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    He was a figure skater, he was a hockey player - can I make it any more obvious?

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    In the aftermath of Order 66, the Ka'ra rallied. Its ade were dying, burning, being torn apart, and it won't stand for it; not when the Force had its own champion and Chosen. The Ka'ra was just as old and just as powerful - it would not allow its ade, clone or otherwise, to be destroyed. It turned to the stars, then, and scattered the constellations. It built them back up one star at a time.

    Or, the Ka'ra knows that reworking the future starts, as always, in the past. They select Jango Fett as the starting point. Everything else falls, miraculously, into place from there.

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    "Honestly?" Artemis leaned back, voice as dry as sandpaper, as she crossed her arms over her chest with an amused look. "If you ask me, this is a perfect chance for you two to squash whatever this is—and finally put the rest of us out of our misery. You guys act like you wanna bang each other more than kill each other half the time anyway."
    Y/N nearly choked on his spit. He pantomimed gagging and puking, making the most disturbing upchucking noise that once again had the two girls exchanging looks with each other.
    "See, this is what I mean. A simple 'No, I don't want to screw Conner' would have sufficed. Now, it's just more obvious how bad you want him to crack you open. And I'll bet he wants the same, considering he's the one who requested you as a partner."
    The indignation on Y/N's face was nearly comical, and Zatanna may or may not have shoved a bit more food in her mouth to hold in her laughs. She didn't outright agree with her blonde friend, but she definitely didn't disagree either.

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