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Deceit's favorite group text:
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Roman: I have found a recipe that will make us more gay!
Logan: I thought we were already gay enough.
Patton: Could be gayer!
Me: So you're telling me I have to eat butterflies? I thought that was Virgil's job
Virgil: Hey we promised not to talk about the butterflies
Virgil: I also don't eat them
Me: Right. You want me to have butterflies in my stomach? I thought that was Virgil's job
(Virgil then proceeded to burst into Deceit's room and stole his phone for a week)
Virgil's favorite group text:
Logan: How far would I have to wander to reach the end of the Mindscape and the beginning of the Subconscious? Just out of curiosity.
Me: You'd have to wander for about two hours I don't know the distance
Logan: I see. Do any of you know how I can get back quickly? I am lost.
Roman: Goodness gracious! You wandered all the way to the Subconscious?
Me: Why?
Logan: I was thinking. I lost track of time.
Deceit: Well I usually just wander back and I get home eventually
Patton: You've wandered all the way to the Subconscious before!?
Logan: Yes.
Deceit: Yes
Me: Yes
Roman: I was walking in the wrong direction, in my defense.
Logan's favorite group text:
Me: Where are my logic puzzles? I left them on the table this morning but they are not there anymore.
Deceit: You are a logic puzzle why do you need more
Roman: Did you just flirt with him or was that just a pun?
Deceit: Just a pun
Patton: I'm proud of you!
Me: Yes but puns won't help me find my puzzle book.
Virgil: I dunno your puzzle book has lots of puns in it
Me: Virgil, do you have my puzzle book?
Virgil: No
Deceit: I'm not sure if I can detect lies through text but that definitely is one
Patton's favorite group text:
Deceit: Have you guys seen William he's not in my room
Roman: Your snake is loose!?
Deceit: No of course not why else would I be asking
Logan: Your room is the warmest room in the house, there's no reason he would leave it.
Virgil: I haven't seen him
Logan: Patton, have you seen William?
Roman: Patton?
Me: Sorry! William somehow got into my room and stole my phone. I think he wanted attention. What are we talking about?
Virgil: Well there's your answer
Roman's favorite group text:
Me: I have lost my sword! Have any of you seen it?
Deceit: Sure it's long sharp pointy and shiny and you could probably impale me with it without breaking a sweat
Me: That's not what I meant but why and how would I impale you with my sword?
Deceit: I don't know you swing it around as I pop up
Deceit: You almost took Patton's face off with that sword you could probably impale me without meaning to
Logan: Virgil said you let him borrow your sword. He's off somewhere in the Mindscape.
Patton: The kiddo said he was going to be right back but I'm not sure what he's doing.
Virgil: Thanks for the sword it was wonderful burying it in the middle of nowhere
Me: What!? You buried my sword!?
Virgil: Somewhere where you'll never find it
Deceit: He buried it in the middle of the maze that's where he hides everything
Virgil: I trusted you
Deceit: You trusted someone named Deceit how was that a good idea