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"Never have I ever went to Nichoume"
At that sentence, almost each players finger went down, of course, except for their purest boy and the recently filthied girl. Kouda and Yaoyorozu looked around to see the spectacle displayed. Kirishima groaned when none of his fingers had survived the game after only one and half rounds. He swore internally that his friends must have placed a bullseye target on him. Beside him Sero smirked his usual devilish grin. Kirishima's brows raised in confusion, but his pal pointed one of his still up fingers, he still had 3 of them, to one of the most amazing view of them all.
Their homeroom teacher, one Aizawa Shouta or known as the underground hero Eraserhead, cursed softly when he stared at his remaining fingers which were quite many. However the man himself looked a little bit taken when he realized the smirked painted on his pupils mouths and eyes. It was down right scary, he would say it was a par to Nomu's strength and that said a lot. Ever since they knew that Shinsou was his adopted child, the purple headed boy tried not to blabber about their current home state. "We don't have cats, sensei hates it" They have 4 and recently have another ginger fur kitten; "Nah, that scruffy guy is single" He was married for six years and the news never surfaced to the media. Not only because he was working underground, but his famous spouse managed to keep his mouth shut; "We usually buy take-outs to keep living. We both are a no no in the kitchen yet somehow Aizawa had one" Yes, he and Hitoshi was a hopeless cause in the kitchen but his lovely, hyperactive, loving spouse always made them food. If his spouse had works, they would put leave a simple microwave-heated food. That's just how they were, Hitoshi lied while Aizawa gave no comment in his student curious questions. Until a wrong decision came, which was abandoning his works because his children wanted to play with him. He felt guilty if he declined because they had worked very hard in the past weeks. Aizawa should indulge them once in a while. What a wrong time to choose. As soon as the word "fine" came out of his mouth, he was sure he saw Midoriya and Mina's lips quirked devilishly at him while an excited Uraraka, Hagakure, Kirishima, and Kaminari pulled and pushed him to the common room. When they arrived, he swore a villain had infiltrated his dorm because each of them had this slightly cold aura only a villain would have...or a student with evil plan for their teacher would have. It had come down to this game called 'Never have I ever'. It sounded harmless, until they robbed him of his five fingers. Aizawa looked around to see the remaining players. Beside him was Mina and Sero with 3 fingers remaining, Bakugo 4 fingers, Iida 2 fingers, Uraraka 1 fingers, Midoriya 2 fingers, Todoroki 4 fingers, Hagakure 5 fingers, Yaoyorozu 2 fingers, Kouda 7 fingers, and lastly Shinsou 4 fingers.
"Never have I ever been in love with my best friend"
Sero's voice snapped him from his daydreaming to hear Uraraka's loudest groan as she had no finger left to play. Midoriya patted his best girl friend in the back. The others turned down one of their fingers, except for Iida. Then suddenly, as it was in the start of the game, every eye stared at his fingers. Aizawa gave a deep sigh before turning down one of his fingers. Unknown to them, Shinsou gave his adopted dad a small pat, his son also roped into this game. Then the others immediately started their whispered and small chats. Definitely scheming, Aizawa thought.
"My turn~ Never have I ever been married in my whole life"
Oh damn.
The whole room went quiet to see his four fingers remaining. He gave Sero a glare. He felt a bit happiness seeped when his student flinched at his stare.
He really needed to win this stupid game and look! It's his turn. His keen eyes searched for a single finger target. He saw Midoriya gulped nervously and Yaoyorozu anxious little quirk. Now what should he say.....
"Never have I ever tried to save my friend while using a disguise"
Midoriya spewed the tea he was sipping, Yaoyorozu blanched, Kirishima and Iida sported the same pale look. While Todoroki stared in shock.
"H-How--?" Kirishima's voice shooked.
"How did I know?" Aizawa grinned "Teachers eyes are everywhere" He was told by Mt. Lady, the same when he knew some of his children had went against his strict order to save Bakugo. He snickered when Midoriya slumped against Todoroki's left side and Yaoyorozu's frown. Behind her Jirou placed a comforting hand on her shoulder. With that, he could see his next target would be his friend's little brother.
The next person was....
He looked to his left to see Shinsou's grinning. His own son had betrayed him saying he was forced to play this evil enhanced game!!!
"Hitoshi!"
"Never have I ever pinned for my best friend for more than 5 years"
Aizawa gave a scowl. It was wrong for his spouse to retell their love story to Hitoshi. He regretted everything.
Reluctantly, under 20 pairs of eyes, Aizawa turned down one of his fingers, three remained up. Loud happy yells were shared in the game and everyone returned to their mysterious whispers. Seriously if this class didn't already worm into his hard heart, he would expel them all at once. In his vengeance, he almost missed Midoriya mumbling to himself. Not a rare occurence, but usually Uraraka wouldn't have her focus face and they weren't surrounded by any villains which meant one thing, they were plotting to use the remained pawns to be their tools.
"U-Um, ne-never have I ever slept in class"
Okay, that was a low blow. Whether Kouda meant sleeping while teaching nor in his student days he didn't know. It didn't make any change for him for he slept in all of them. Being a transferred GenEd student meant catching up as soon as possible and his sleeping time was lessened since then meaning sleeping a lot in his class. The only thing that saved him from being told of by his teachers were the fact that his score was one of the best, just slightly under his spouse. But that was not for them to know.
Aizawa sighed as he turned another finger down. He looked up again to get another surveillance data. The one finger people were Iida, Todoroki, and Mina. He might be able to escape this hell hole and return to his spouse arms while said spouse comfort him. All he needed was to escape a few round unscathed. However, all his hope crumbled when he saw the next person in line. Hagakure. Without seeing her, Aizawa just knew the little scoundrel was smirking. Puny little-
"Never have I ever have a husband!!"
-shit!
He felt eyes staring to his bone. Really these kids were creepy as all hell and back. Aizawa watched his lonesome pinky standing still. Dammit and he was so close!! He looked again to see whose turn next and yeah, it was so close. He just knew Midoriya knew what to ask next because his eyes lightened like a fresh charged flashlight. Todoroki, Midoriya's boyfriend and the next kid he probably adopted, him and his spouse had processed the paper needed, had nodded in return.
"My turn. Never have I ever married Present Mic"
He would laugh at the loud gasps coming from his students if not for the circumstance his secret was outted. He closed his eyes as he placed down his hand.
All at once, his kids yelled in happiness. Some of them shook Midoriya's hand and others shook each others hand for contributing the downfall of their homeroom teacher. Aizawa couldn't help but to give an amused scoff. Things his kids would do to know his secrets...
"Shouta! Hitoshi! Here is your- Oh! Hi kids!"
Aizawa facepalmed. His spouse has the worse timing ever.
"For fucksake, Hizashi.."
"Language!!"
His own husband reprimanded him. Hizashi was not even supposed to be here!! He had told Shouta that he had job at 8 p.m.
Beside him, Shinsou snickered with his phone screen glowing and a short message to Hizashi.
To : LouDad
Come bring our dinner to dorm's common room.
P.S the whole class knew about you guys
From : Purple Son
Hizashi was bombarded by questions. Before he answered any of them, the blonde hero snooped beside Shouta and pecked his hair. He placed the tupperware container on his frozen husband's lap and proceeded to answer each of them while his left arm circled around Shouta's waist. He munched the tamago sushi, took Hitoshi's favourite tuna, and threatened his kids not to tell anyone. Then he proceeded to continue enjoying his dinner and his husband cuddles. Maybe this hellish game was not so bad.