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1. A Paradox Space Interspecies Dating Guide by Elder_Cryptid

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • No category
   • Work in Progress

   06 Mar 2019

   Tags

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   • unnamed AU i guess
   • Xenobiology
   • Xenosociology
   • relationship guide
   • Interspecies Romance
   • Interspecies Relationship(s)
   • Trolls
   • Carapaces
   • Cherubim
   • Sloppy Interspecies Makeouts
   • headcanons
   • Troll Biology (Homestuck)
   • Cherub Biology (Homestuck)
   • Alien Biology
   • Weird Biology
   • Alien Romance
   • Alien Culture
   • warning: i will be discussing the sexy times at some point
   • its kind of important to know if you're planning on a serious relationship
   • don't want people going into anaphylactic shock or anything
   • probably going to be slow to update
   • Cherubs (Homestuck)

   Summary

   If your session leader had any sense, they explicitly banned sloppy interspecies makeouts. If you're anything like the average SBurb player, you've completely ignored that rule - or you plan to, anyway.

   This text should hopefully serve as a useful guide for having those sloppy interspecies makeouts. Because trust me, its WAY more complicated than you'd think it would be.

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