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"Welcome back to another episode of Heartstealer! I am your co-host Shachi..."
"... and I am Penguin! And once again we are joined by our very own medical expert. the surgeon of Death, Law Trafalgar!"
"Hn."
"Law this is the part where you put away your phone and join us with a snarky comment."
"One moment."
"Seriously, put the phone away!"
"No! I need to finish this argument!"
"What did your boyfriend do this time?"
"What? No, I'm not talking with him. I'm having an argument with Eustass-ya."
"Ahhhhhhh, that explains the constipated look on your face."
"Their relationship is something special indeed. If it were a book it would be called, and excuse the following meme, 'Law Trafalgar and the audacity of this bitch.'"
"He is just so frustrating!"
"So, how long is this gonna take...?"
"We kinda have an 30 to 40 minute window here..."
"You're right. Fuck this guy."
"Don't let your boyfriend here that."
"Back to the topic at hand!"
