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TT: I was talking to Hal and he said, that. In another timeline. I most likely killed him.
TG: oof
GG: Oh no ):
GT: Oh gosh! Im sorry bros
TT: Yeah. Pretty much.
GT: Well youre not like that now, old chap!
GG: Yeah! You’re a good person, Dirk. You and Hal have come a long way.
TG: ^^^ yeah
TG: u cant control what other u's do, just the u-u. you you. u know
TT: I know.
TT: Thanks.
GT: Yes! Youre both on good terms now. I cant imagine you hurting him!
TG: yh! xcept in a stupid brother way lol. competitive boys will b boyz shit
GG: Yeah, you’re like brothers! You wouldn’t hurt each other.
TT: Yeah, we are like brothers.
TT: Like Cain and Abel.
GT: No! not like that!
TT: Or Romulus and Remus.
TT: Feral children and twins, raised in the wild by animals. Growing up the same before being split apart by external forces and going to personal extremes to bring them back to the same place. Arguing over strategy and planning while trying to build something great. All of that dissolving into petty quarrels. Until one makes fun of the other's plans purely to antagonize him to his breaking point where he, in a fit of rage, kills his own brother. Sounds about right. Pretty on par with what could've gone down if we hadn't got our shit together.
TG: ...
TT: Babe, you're so philosophical.
TG: PFT
GG: Hoo hoo hoo!!
GT: Heh hes got you there chap! See? Youre still the same dirk we all know and love!
TT: ..Thanks. I guess.