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    If you heard "Kelly Wilson, Government Liaison to the South Hill Branch of the Justice Squad" you might imagine a sharp dressed, steely eyed, middle aged man making tough calls on the comms while local heroes engaged supervillains.

    That's Director Richardson.

    Kelly was a young woman in her late twenties, often in a rumpled skirt suit, with a much smaller office. Her job was mostly to make sure the government's money was being spent well, so she was more of an auditor than anything else. Yes, she had a badge and could technically call herself a federal agent, but you could say the same about a food safety inspector for the FDA. In a perfect world, the closest she'd come to dealing with villains was a guy at an insurance company she had to convince to pay for damage from a hero fight.

    That was a prediction that turned out to be both one hundred percent correct and incredibly misleading.

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    10 May 2026

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    Lovely supervillain story!

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    About the size of a turkey, the velociraptors were basically feathery coyotes with sickle claws. The little buggers were escape artists too, and managed to escape their enclosure at least once every week. Once free they would usually venture into the guest areas and raid the garbage cans, beg tourists for food, and try and lure the pigeons into a false sense of security by fluffing their feathers and pretending to peck at the ground.

    The Other Velociraptors on the other hand, were six foot tall, super intelligent, scaly freaks of nature that only existed because the science department was a bunch of nerds. Surprisingly however they were much better behaved than their smaller, more natural counterparts. Too bad the chief of security was an asshole, and their trainer had a habit of getting drunk and teaching them things they really shouldn't know.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    A better version of Jurassic Park

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    In one world, she might have fought to the last, shouldered everything until her body betrayed her, until death had to rip her out; in this one, however — Su Xiyan knows what it means to have a friend.

    Or: Shang Qinghua decides to have a one-on-one conversation with the mother of his pseudo-son; and he finds her company amazing. This leads to a plot twist that collapses like a house of cards. It couldn't end well, he knew that. And he couldn't bring himself to regret it.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    So tragic!!!! <3

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    in which the gender binary is a kind of prison and prisons are for breaking out of

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    29 Aug 2025

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    Ace plays a prank on the Navy and the world gets to watch. The Whitebeard Pirates are most impressed.

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    14 Aug 2025

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    Spade pirates shenanigans <3