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The American Barter System by graceandfire
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Dec 2019
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Summary
Peter needs backup in a fight and all of his usual hero buddies are out of town. He decides to ask Deadpool. This may be a no good bad truly terrible idea.
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“Y’know,” Deadpool said flatly, tone sending a prickle of warning up the back of Peter’s neck, “Yellow thinks you’re a hallucination. White thinks you’re an evil clone sent to kill me.” The fact that Deadpool was fingering his sidearm while he spoke to Peter was not reassuring.
Peter resisted the urge to bang his head against the bar wall because what the h--- had he been thinking? But he was here and he didn’t have any other options right now so...he had to try.
Peter took a deep breath. “Deadpool, I am not an evil clone. I need backup, people’s lives are at stake and I don’t have a lot of time!”
Deadpool looked unimpressed but at least he stopped caressing his gun. “Uh huh. What’s the pay?”