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Tenya Iida added Yuga Aoyama, Mina Ashido, Tsuyu Asui, and 16 others to the chat room

Tenya Iida: Yaoyorozu and I thought this would be an easy way for everyone in the class to stay connected to they could ask about homework and other such things

Ochaco Uraraka: oh cool!

Mina Ashido: oh worm?

Mina Ashido changed their name to Alien Queen

Alien Queen changed Denki Kaminari’s name to Discount Pikachu

Alien Queen changed Eijirou Kirishima’s name to Dwyane

Alien Queen changed Hanta Sero’s name to Tape Spiderman

Alien Queen: hey!

Alien Queen: why can’t I change nicknames anymore?

Tenya Iida: I took away your name changing privileges.

Tenya Iida: Now you will only be able to change your own nickname

Alien Queen: aww

Alien Queen: youre no fun

Tsuyu Asui: kero this should be interesting

Tsuyu Asui changed their name to Crazy Frog

Alien Queen: omg

Alien Queen: Tsu i didn’t see that coming from you

Crazy Frog: what can I say kero

Crazy Frog: I’m full of surprises

Tape Spiderman: Mina how could you

Tape Spiderman: I’m telling Dad

Alien Queen: bet

Tape Spiderman: @Dwyane

Dwyane: pfft

Dwyane: I love it Mina

Dwyane: The Rock is such a manly guy!!! :D

Alien Queen: :D

Tape Spiderman: oh come on!

Tape Spiderman: you were supposed to be on my side Eij!

Dwyane: I don’t really see how it’s bad Hanta

Dwyane: besides isn’t Spiderman you fav Marvel hero?

Alien Queen: called out

Discount Pikachu: why you gotta do this to me Mina?

Discount Pikachu: its bad enought when Katsuki calls me that

Tape Spiderman: but you love that nickname?

Discount Pikachu: HANTA SHHHH

Tooru Hagakure: uwu what’s this?

Tooru Hagakure: all the Bakusquad on first-name basis?

Tooru Hagakure changed their name to I’m Behind You

I’m Behind You changed Mashirao Ojiro’s name to Tailman

I’m Behind You: before you take away my nickname privileges @Tenya Iida

I’m Behind You: Ojiro and I are currently studying together and he asked me to change his name for him

Tenya Iida: acceptable please continue

Crazy Frog: i also find it rather endearing that the Bakusquad are all on a first-name basis kero

Crazy Frog: one would think Bakugo would never let anyone call him by his first name

Dwyane: oh Katsuki is full of surprises :)

Alien Queen: :)

Tape Spiderman: :)

Discount Pikachu: :)

I’m Behind You: I am suddenly filled with fear

I’m Behind You: what does that MEAN

Kyoka Jirou: for once Hagakure I think you should let that one rest

Kyoka Jirou: there are just some questions you really don't want to know the answer to

Kyoka Jiro changed their name to Earphone Jack

Earphone Jack: anyway i read the backlog

Earphone Jack: Kirishima is the Dad of Bakusquad?

Earphone Jack: I thought that would be Bakugou?

Alien Queen: haha nope

I’m Behind You: plz explain

Tape Spiderman: Katsuki is such a mother hen

Tape Spiderman: like

Tape Spiderman: ridiculously so

Ochaco Uraraka: awww!

Ochaco Uraraka: that’s so cute!

Ochaco Uraraka changed their name to Living Balloon

I’m Behind You: lmao nice

Tailman: Hagakure

Tailman: we’re supposed to be studying

I’m Behind You: yeah but this is so much more fun!

I’m Behind You: besides we’re basically done anyway

I’m Behind You: and don’t think i haven’t noticed you lurking this entire time

Living Balloon: called out

Living Balloon: speaking of lurkers

Discount Pikachu: owo

Alien Queen: owo

Living Balloon changed Izuku Midoriya’s name to Deku

Living Balloon changed Shouto Todoroki’s name to IcyHot

Katsuki Bakugou: you forgot the Bastard part for IcyHot

I’m Behind You: im wheezing

Tape Spiderman: lmao leave it to our fav explosion man to only come on to roast someone

Discount Pikachu: hey how come you didn’t give Katsuki a nickname Mina?!?!

Alien Queen: Iida took away my naming privileges before i could  :(

Katsuki Bakugo: sucks to suck

Tape Spiderman: unless you swallow

Katsuki Bakugo: I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU HANTA

Katsuki Bakugou changed their name to King Explosion Murder

Deku: and this surprises literally no one

King Explosion Murder: I’LL FUCKING MURDER YOU TOO DAMN NERD

I’m Behind You: whoa was that a sassy Midoria?

Tailman: no, couldn’t have been

Tailman: he’s too pure isn’t he?

Tenya Iida: sadly

Tenya Iida: no

Deku: WOW betrayed by one of my best friends

Living Balloon: i mean

Living Balloon: he’s technically not wrong

IcyHot: @King Explosion Murder the only bastard i see here is you

Discount Pikachu: OH SNAP

King Explosion Murder: YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE

IcyHot: IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME

I’m Behind You: OWO WHATS THIS

I’m Behind You: did Todoroki just make a vine reference?

Tenya Iida: Midoriya and Uraraka have given themselves the task to educate Todoroki on meme culture

Alien Queen: but not you?

Tenya Iida: Contrary to popular belief, I am very well caught up in meme culture.

Tenya Iida: So watch yourselves

Tenya Iida changed their name to Sonic

Discount Pikachu: i feel threatens

Sonic: good

I’m Behind You: i suddenly fear for my life

Alien Queen: who knew Iida was secretly a memer?

Deku: I did

Living Balloon: I did

IcyHot: I did

I’m Behind You: ya’ll dont count

Crazy Frog: ya’ll?

I’m Behind You: FUCK

Tape Spiderman: lmao @Tailman come get yo gurl

Tailman: she’s not my girl

Tailman: we’re just friends

I’m Behind You: yeah what he said

Tape Spiderman: uh huh

Alien Queen: I smell tea

Yuuga Aoyama: did someone say tea?

Discount Pikachu: haha nice timing Aoyama

Yuuga Aoyama: thank you moi

I’m Behind You: no its not good tea

Yuuga Aoyama: bold of you to assume I haven’t been lurking this entire time mademoiselle

Yuuga Aoyama: I know all the tea ;)

King Explosion Murder changed Yuuga Aoyama’s name to Discount Tamaki

Living Balloon: Im WHEEZING

Discount Tamaki: you mean to insult but I am honored

King Explosion Murder: fuck

Momo Yaoyorozu: I think now would be a good time to try and get everyone who hasn’t been active in the chat to do so 

Momo Yaoyorozu: @everyone

Momo Yaoyorozu changed their name to Creati

Fumikage Tokoyami: what a mad banquet of darkness

Fumikage Tokoyami changed their name to Ebony Darkness

Mezo Shoji: why am I not surprised

Mezo Shoji changed their name to Tentacles

Ebony Darkness: why?

Tentacles: you know why

I’m Behind You: hey op what does THAT mean

Ebony Darkness: nothing to be of concern to you

Alien Queen: because that doesn’t sound ominous at all

Rikido Sato: oh wow

Rikido Sato: I’m sure this chat will turn to hell quickly

Tailman: what makes you think it hasn’t already?

Rikido Sato: you’re so right Ojiro

Discount Pikachu changed Rikido Sato’s name to Sugar Daddy

Sugar Daddy: and just like that I’m gone

Sonic: nickname privileges revoked

Discount Pikachu: worth it

Koji Koda: oh wow is everyone here?

Deku: yep!

Living Balloon: omg i have the perfect name for you Koda!

Living Balloon changed Koji Koda’s name to Disney Princess

Disney Princess: thanks Uraraka! <3

Living Balloon: !!!!

Living Balloon: <3!

Earphone Jack: Koda is too pure

Earphone Jack: must protect

Alien Queen: agreed

IcyHot: same

Ebony Darkness: indeed

Creati: And you were worried @Sonic

Sonic: It had barely been 24 hours Momo

Sonic: The worst is yet to come

Alien Queen: WOW

I’m Behind You: you know we can see that right?

Sonic: I am well aware

Tape Spiderman: wow who knew Iida could be such a savage?

Alien Queen: mkay so as much as i would love to find out more about our class rep

Alien Queen: i wanna talk about how much of a couple two certain somebodies act

Alien Queen: despite their insistence to the contrary

Minoru Mineta: what?!?!?

Minoru Mineta: there’s no way someone would be dating without me knowing!

Crazy Frog: why is he here?

Minoru Mineta: Tsu?

Minoru Mineta: heeeeyyyyyyy

Minoru Mineta: you know you want me

Living Balloon: gross

Dwyane banned Minoru Mineta for 6 hours

Dwyane: oops my hand slipped

Crazy Frog: thanks Kirishima

I’m Behind You: Kirishima drinks that Respect Women Juice hard

Alien Queen: oh you have no idea

Alien Queen: my man Eij chugs that shit

Alien Queen: so much so that for his birthday last year Uraraka and I got him a water bottle

Alien Queen: it had “Respect Women Juice” printed on it

Living Balloon: it’s his official gym water bottle

Tape Spiderman: what am I? Chopped liver?

Alien Queen: i love you Hanta sweetie

Alien Queen: but i’m pretty sure no one chugs as much respect woman juice as Eij does

Tailman: I aspire to drink that much juice

Tape Spiderman: you know what?

Tape Spiderman: fair have a nice day

Earphone Jack: lmao meanwhile I’m here drinking so much Respect Women Juice i became a lesbian

Earphone Jack: FUCK WRONG CHAT

Dwyane: YOURE SO FUCKING VALID JIROU

Alien Queen: LESBEAN

Discount Pikachu: IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE AND RESPECT LESBEANS

King Explosion Murder: AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE WILL BE CULLED

King Explosion Murder: WITH EXTREME PREJEDUCE

Ebony Darkness: I’m surprised Iida hasn’t said anything

Sonic: I’ve suddenly lost the ability to read

Sonic: But I’m proud of you Jirou!

Sonic: I’m sure coming out in such a way must be very scary for you!

Sonic: And I can assure you that I will be monitoring the chat closely to ensure no harassment occurs!

Creati: Same with me!

Creati: And don’t worry, we’ve already set it up so that M*neta will not be able to read the chat during the time he was banned

Creati: Iida and I tried to not have him included when we created this chat

Creati: but sadly as he is still a part of this class he must be a part of the class chat

Earphone Jack: thanks so much you guys

Earphone Jack: tbh the only reason i haven’t come out to the class was mostly because of him

Discount Pikachu: god same

Alien Queen: same

Disney Princess: same

Ebony Darkness: same 

Deku: same

Living Balloon: same

Crazy Frog: same

Dwyane: same

Tape Spiderman: same

I’m Behind You: HOLY SHIT THATS A LOT OF GAYS

I’m Behind You: hey @Creati @Sonic

I’m Behind You: if I at everyone, the turd still won’t be able to see right?

Sonic: correct

I’m Behind You: Awesome!

I’m Behind You: @everyone pronouns please!

I’m Behind You: and sexuality if you’re comfortable with sharing!

I’m Behind You: she/her and the straight daughter of two awesome dads!

Sonic: Ah! An excellent idea Hagakure!

Sonic: he/him and demisexual

Creati: she/her and a proud lesbian

Earphone Jack: she/her and yep

Earphone Jack: very lesbian

Discount Tamaki: he/they and bi

Alien Queen: she/her and so freaking pan

Crazy Frog: she/her and bi

Living Balloon: she/her and also bi

Deku: a disaster bi lol

Living Balloon: shut

Tailman: he/him and bi

Dwyane: he/him and super freaking gay

Dwyane: also trans so you know

Tailman: that’s so manly of you Kiri

Dwyane: :D

Disney Princess: they/them and ace!

Dwyane: you’re so freaking valid Koda

Disney Princess: :D

Cake Boss: he/him and no idea never really gave it much thought

Dwyane: still valid

Tentacles: he/him and pan

Tape Spiderman: he/him and demi

Tape Spiderman: also Trans buddies with Eij!

Ebony Darkness: he/they and demi as well

IcyHot: he/him and gay

King Explosion Murder: he/him and gay

Deku: he/him and pan!

Dwyane: you’re all so freakin valid

Discount Pikachu: huhhhhh

Alien Queen: it’s ok Denki!

Alien Queen: this is a super safe place!

Tape Spiderman: yeah! You saw how many theys there are!

Discount Tamaki: oh? Someone else in the they club?

Discount Pikachu: sort of…

Discount Pikachu: I’m genderfluid so uh

Discount Pikachu: i use he/she/they depending

Discount Pikachu: but i dont want to be a bther for anyone

Sonic: nonsense!

Sonic: I think I can speak for the rest of the class when I say that respecting your pronouns is anything but a bother!

Creati: not only are you our classmate but also a dear friend Kaminari!

Creati: we want to be comfortable and I for one am very happy you told us!

Discount Pikachu: oh wow thanks guys

Deku: so how do we know what pronouns to use?

Discount Pikachu: oh that’s easy!

Discount Pikachu: the Bakusquad made me color-coded bracelets when i first came out to them!

Discount Pikachu: Blue is he/him

Discount Pikachu: Yellow is they/them

Discount Pikachu: and purple is she/her!

I’m Behind You: oh so that’s what those bracelets are for!

I’m Behind You: cool!

Sugar Daddy: I am here for this wholesome content

Tentacles: same

Earphone Jack: lmao class 1-A?

Earphone Jack: more like class 1-Gay

I’m Behind You: I’M WHEEZING

Earphone Jack: plus the only good straight ally Hagakure

I’m Behind You: :D

I’m Behind You: I’m honored

Living Balloon: but what about Tetsutetsu?

Living Balloon: because Kiri and I can vouch for him

Dwyane: yeah!

Dwyane: dude is super manly!

Dwyane: apparently he’s done a bunch of research on the LGBTQ+ community when his little sister came out as trans so he could help her out the best he could

Living Balloon: not to mention he helps Kiri in getting gross dudes to leave girls alone at the gym

Living Balloon: it’s always fun to watch those two when they do that

Earphone Jack: alright I stand corrected

I’m Behind You: lmao can I get his number?

I’m Behind You: i want to get us matching shirts

Dwyane: lol sure i’ll dm you his number

Dwyane: he’ll be super thrilled

[03:15]

Ebony Darkness: rise my children

Ebony Darkness: it is time

Discount Pikachu: what does that even men?

IcyHot: men

Deku: men

I'm Behind You: men

Tentacles: men

Discount Pikachu: i came here to have a good time and hinestly i feel so attacked rn

Ebony Darkness: to answer your question my dear friend

Ebony Darkness: it’s insomnia hours as you know

Ebony Darkness: and the council has decided that we will curse this chat with our tomfoolery

Tentacles: and when they say council they mean themselves and Dark Shadow

Deku: and me

Tentacles: yes and Midoriya for some unknown reason

Tentacles: how he got onto the council I dont know

Discount Pikachu: there’s a council?

Ebony Darkness: yes

Ebony Darkness: it currently consists of me, Dark Shadow, Midoriya, Shoji, and Hagakure

Discount Pikachu: what does the council do oh might dark one?

Ebony Darkness: you have pleased me so I will tell you

Tentacles: i can see them typing an entire paragraph so I’ll save you the trouble

Tentacles: someone starts off by blurting whatever crackhead thought they have and then provides evidence to the council

Tentacles: it is then debated and the Council has the final verdict

Tentacles: on what varies

Ebony Darkness: :(

Tentacles: I’ll make it up to you babe

I’m Behind You: OWO WHATS THIS

Tentacles: shit Fumikage im sorry

Ebony Darkness: no it’s ok I just checked and M*neta is still banned so he wont be able to see

Ebony Darkness: I’d appreciate it to everyone here if our relationship is kept quiet around the grape 

Deku: you have my word

IcyHot: of course

Discount Pikachu: np my dudes

I’m Behind You: check your dms my fav bird

Tentacles: that’s my fav bird thank you very much

Ebony Darkness: huh

Discount Pikachu: so like

Discount Pikachu: can i join the council?

Discount Pikachu: becuase that would be rad

IcyHot: i too would like to be a part of the Council

Ebony Darkness: Would all existing members please say aye or nay to allowing fellow insomniacs Todoroki and Kaminari to become members of the Insomniac Council?

Tentacles: aye

I’m Behind You: aye

Deku: aye

Ebony Darkness: Welcome Council Members Kaminari and Todoroki

IcyHot: lit

Discount Pikachu: frick yeah

IcyHot: so is Tokoyami the high council member or something?

Deku: yes

Deku: they are the Supreme Council Member and we all answer to them 

Discount Pikachu: noted

Ebony Darkness: This meeting has been adjourned

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[08:25]

Minoru Mineta changed their name to Grape Juice

Grape Juice: why was I banned for 6 hours????

Grape Juice: I did nothing wrong!

King Explosion Murder: it’s too early for this shit

King Explosion Murder banned Grape Juice for 1 hour

King Explosion Murder: HAH?

King Explosion Murder: why was I only able to ban him for an hour?

Sonic: Because I knew if we allowed you max banning power you would end up banning one too many of our fellow classmates.

Sonic: I’ve modified you’re banning power however.

King Explosion Murder: excellent

King Explosion Murder banned Grape Juice for 6 hours

Discount Pikachu: hey so since the rotten grape is gone

Tentacles: NO

Sonic: Ah yes that reminds me

Sonic: As future heros you all need a decent night's sleep!

Sonic: Staying up so late is detrimental to your health!

Creati: I read the backlog

Creati: Congratulations to the both of you!

Creati: and don’t worry

Creati: the grape won’t find out

Ebony Darkness: thank you

Ebony Darkness: it is much appreciated

Alien Queen: so like

Alien Queen: anyone else dating? 👀

Tailman: yes Hagakure and I are dating

Tailman: we were trying to come up with a way to tell everyone without telling you-know-who

I’m Behind You: so this chat actually made it pretty easy!

Alien Queen: I FUCKING KNEW IT

Alien Queen: HANTA AND DENKI PAY UP

Tape Spiderman: damn

Discount Pikachu: last time I make a bet againts Mina

Tailman: really?

Sonic: Betting is illegal for you three! We are all underage!

Sonic: Not to mention I find it very odd that you would bet on whether or not two of our classmates were dating or not!

Deku: ….

Living Balloon: …..

Sonic: I’m not mad, just disappointed.

I’m Behind You: owo who are you two betting on?

Alien Queen: yes I’m dying to know

Alien Queen: I might want in on the bet ;)

Discount Tamaki: same with me as well

Deku: give me like, a minute

Sonic: unbelievable

Sonic: Really? Right in front of my salad?

Betting Pool for Sinners

Deku added Living Balloon, I’m Behind You, Alien Queen, and Discount Tamaki

I’m Behind You: haha nice

Deku: ok so Rara and I have an ongoing bet on how Yaoyorozu and Jirou are going to ask each other out

Deku: because I think we can all agree that they’re going to eventually

Living Balloon: It’s really just a matter of who’s going to ask out who first

Alien Queen: despicable

Alien Queen: I’m in

Discount Tamaki: so who do you think will make the first move then?

Living Balloon: mkay so I think Yaoyorozu will make the first move

Deku: and i think Jirou will

Deku: Yaoyorozu is too oblivious to make the first move

Living Balloon: and while you’re not wrong

Living Balloon: once she realizes Jirou likes her back it’s all over

Discount Tamaki: excellent

Discount Tamaki: my money shall be on Yaoyorozu

Alien Queen: i gotta put my money on my girl Jirou

Alien Queen: she may be a disaster Lesbean

Alien Queen: but she got enough butch in her there may be hope yet

I’m Behind You: a compelling argument

I’m Behind You: but I think I’ll put my money on Yaoyorozu too

Class 1-A

Discount Pikachu: i get whiplash evertime Iida memes

Sonic: And I get a headache everytime I see your spelling

Alien Queen: OMG

Tape Spiderman: HELLO 911?? I JUST WITNESSED A MURDER

Discount Pikachu: lmao spelling? Dont know her

Dwyane: hey you three better hurry downstairs

Dwyane: Katsuki made us pancakes

Tape Spider: oh shit ill be right down

Alien Queen: i’m walking down the stairs as we speak

Earphone Jack: hey anyone want to go over last nights math homework with me?

Earphone Jack: i just want to double check with someone before I have to turn it in

Creati: I’d be more than happy to check it over for you!

I’m Behind You: hey this just in

I’m Behind You: i love my bi bf <3

Living Balloon: I mean i would hope so?

Dwyane: lol so what brought that on?

I’m Behind You: well we were walking to class together when M*neta catcalled me

Dwyane: gross

Living Balloon: gross

I’m Behind You: right?

I’m Behind You: anyway, Mashirao looked him dead in the eyes and then hit him like 2 meters away with his tail

I’m Behind You: and then said “oops, didn’t see you there” as he walked away

Living Balloon: NICE

Dwyane: im wheezing

Deku: Ojiro doing gods work i see

Discount Pikachu: damn where can i find a mans like Ojiro?

I’m Behind You: back off he’s mine

Discount Tamaki: oh I don’t think anyone is going to argue with that

Discount Tamaki: not with those marks you left on his neck ;)

Alien Queen: I SCREAMED

Livinging Balloon: OMG YOU GO GURL

Earphone Jack: i came back on here to this

Earphone Jack: of only i had popcorn

Tailman: damn I thought we had covered those

I’m Behind You: never in my life have ever been more grateful for being invisible

Discount Tamaki: it’s quite alright my friends

Discount Tamaki: I have makeup in my bag you can use to better hide those

Discount Tamaki: consider it payment for outing you two ;)

I’m Behind You: i hate that I can’t be mad

I’m Behind You: thanks Aoyama

Sonic: Class begins in 10 minutes!

Sonic: Please hurry to class!

Discount Pikachu: OH SHIT

[10:35]

Alien Queen: Denki i trusted you

Alien Queen: we were supposed to be idiots together

Tape Spiderman: yeah man

Tape Spiderman: idiots aren’t supposed to get 100s on science quizzes

Discount Pikachu: in my defense

Discount Pikachu: i kinda have to know how electicty works becuase of my quirk

Discount Pikachu: that and its actually really interesting!

Discount Pikachu: but i promise im an idiot in all other subjects

Alien Queen: hmmmm

Alien Queen: thoughts Hanta?

Tape Spiderman: I mean

Tape Spiderman: he did misspell electricity 

Alien Queen: fair enough

Alien Queen: all is forgiven Denki

Discount Pikachu: :D

Deku: wow Kaminari got 100?

Deku: I only got an 87 :/

Living Balloon: I think Kaminari is the only one who got a 100 Deku

Earphone Jack: can confirm

Earphone Jack: even Yaoyorozu and Todoroki only got 99 and 98 respectfully

Discount Pikachu: am i dreaming? I must be

Sonic: No texting during class please!

Sonic: Otherwise I will be forced to ban you.

Tape Spiderman: oop

[12:04]

Crazy Frog: so I just had a thought kero

Living Balloon: go on

Crazy Frog: so we all know Kaminari is Genderfluid

Crazy Frog: and what bracelet means which pronouns to use

Crazy Frog: so how do we go about respecting his pronouns when M*neta is around?

Living Balloon: oh wow I didn’t even think about that!

Living Balloon: I don’t even want to think about what the grape bitch would say or do if he caught us using different pronouns for Kaminari

Creati: oh my

Creati: you raise a good point Tsu

Crazy Frog: kero Thanks

Creati: @Discount Pikachu what are your thoughts on the matter?

Discount Pikachu: oh

Discount Pikachu: man to be hinest i forgot M*neta existed

Discount Pikachu: i was getting pretty excited too

Living Balloon: :(

Discount Pikachu: it’s ok, you guys can just stick to usung he/him around you-know-who

Tape Spiderman: hey anyone know where M*neta is?

Alien Queen: Katsuki just wants to talk

IcyHot: last I saw, he was trying to chat up some girls from class 1-C

Alien Queen: bless

I’m Behind You: why did I just see all of the Bakusquad 

I’m Behind You: led by a very pissed off Bakugou

I’m Behind You: walk by all wearing sunglasses?

I’m Behind You: well, it was just Kirishima, Ashido, and Sero wearing sunglasses

I’m Behind You: which reminds me, Kaminari looked kinda depressed

I’m Behind You: who was it? Mashirao and I just want to talk

Tailman: read the backlog babe

I’m Behind You: ah

I’m Behind You: nm then

I’m Behind You: carry on

Living Balloon: lol I love how quickly people are ready to throw hands for Kaminari

Earphone Jack: it’s because he’s baby

Living Balloon: FUCK YOURE SO RIGHT

Deku: it’s becuase she’s a butch lesbian

Deku: they’re always right

Earphone Jack: I have never felt so validated in my entire life

Earphone Jack: thanks Midoriya

Deku: no problem! :)

[16:32]

Creati: seeing as I’m sure quite a few of you are stressing out over the upcoming test coming up

Creati: I’m setting up a test review for tonight after dinner!

Creati: anyone is welcome to come!

Ebony Darkness: you are the only person of the light that I will allow in my life of darkness

Tentacles: he’s saying thank you and we both appreciate it

Tentacles: we’ll both be at the review

Creati: Thank you!

Deku: Todoroki and I will also be there!

Alien Queen: as much as the Bakusquad would love to go

Alien Queen: Katsuki is making us study with him and Eijirou

King Explosion Murder: that’s becuase you fucks did so poorly on the last test

King Explosion Murder: I can’t fucking trust you to study on your own

Discount Pickachu: but i got a 100 on that last test!

King Explosion Murder: don’t think Eijirou and I didn’t see that bit earleier where you yelled at Denki

Dwyane: yeah guys

Dwyane: not super manly of you

Tape Spiderman: it’s bad enough I disappointed Mom and Dad

Tape Spiderman: what makes it worse is that this is THE CLASS CHAT GUYS

Tape Spiderman: WE HAVE A BAKUSQUAD CHAT FOR A REASON

King Explosion Muder: its part of your fucking punishment

Dwyane: we’re not mad, just disappointed

Alien Queen: D:

Discount Pikachu: D:

Tape Spiderman: D:

Earphone Jack: omg he really is a mother hen

I’m Behind You: was that the ever elusive soft Bakugou?

Deku: wow I didn’t think he existed

King Explosion Murder: I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU NERD

Deku: ah there’s Kacchan

IcyHot: touch Midoriya and you die

King Explosion Murder: I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY ICY HOT BASTARD

Sonic: Please no threats of murder in the class chat!

Grape Juice: hey! How come you yell at him now for life threats?

Grape Juice: I nearly died at lunch!

Sonic: I was unaware of the situation, not to mention it did not happen in this chat

Grape Juice: ugh fine

Grape Juice: also can you guys stop banning me?

Grape Juice: or at least give me a reason before you do

Sonic: very well

IcyHot: hey Midoriya, you left on of your notebooks in my room

IcyHot: would you like me to bring it to you?

Deku: oh! That’s where it went!

Deku: yes please!

Grape Juice: gross, why were you in his room? That’s pretty gay

Sonic: banned for inappropriate behavior

Grape Juice: what!

Sonic banned Grape Juice for 6 hours

Tailman: cold blooded

Pining Idiots Anonymous

[18:24]

Creati: so

Creati: I think we need to add someone

IcyHot: most definitely 

Dwyane: I gotchu covered

Dwyane added Living Balloon

Living Balloon: Todoroki you traitor

IcyHot: I didn’t say anything

IcyHot: you did this all to yourself with how obvious you were at the test review

Dwyane: lol you knew Todoroki?

Living Balloon: omg was I really that bad?

IcyHot: yes

Creati: hello and welcome to Pining Idiots Anonymous!

Creati: there are a few rules, the most important being that what happens in this chat STAYS in this chat

Creati: the second being that screaming about the person of your affection is both encouraged and welcomed

Creati: that being said, it’s fair to tell you who we’re all pining after

Creati: Jirou

Dwyane: Katsuki

IcyHot: you already know it’s Midoriya

Living Balloon: omg

Living Balloon: I bet it’s super hard for you Kirishima, since the Bakusquad calls the two of you Mom and Dad

Dwyane: :,)

Creati: yeah there was a lot of screaming earlier

Living Balloon: oh I bet

Dwyane: so, you have a crush on Tsu?

Living Balloon: god yeah

Living Balloon: she’s just so

Living Balloon: ugh

Living Balloon: and she’s so nice and I just love how straightforward she is?

Living Balloon: and she’s bi too????

Living Balloon: I nearly had a heart attack when I found that out

Creati: god same

Creati: when Jirou said that line about drinking so much Respect Women Juice she became a lesbian, I about died

Creati: and she’s???? A soft butch????? Which I love????? Like?????

Living Balloon: I know right? And like

Living Balloon: Tsu is so pretty???? And i just????

Living Balloon: in conclusion; girls pretty

Creati: God you’re so right

Dwyane: lmao can’t relate

Dwyane: I’m too gay

IcyHot: same

Living Balloon: well

Living Balloon: Yaoyorozu and I just ranted

Living Balloon: now it’s your turn

Dwyane: he’s too hot and manly its a miracle I function at the level I do

IcyHot: Midoriya is just so

IcyHot: just his smile is enough to brighten my day while also sending me into a gay panic

IcyHot: and I can barely talk to him because it’s just constant screaming inside my head

IcyHot: and he’s so pretty and cute???

Living Balloon: lmao who knew out of the four of us Kirishima is the most functioning one while Todoroki is the least?

IcyHot: I did

Dwyane: rest in pieces dude

Ochaco Uraraka messaged Tooru Hagakure at 18:48

Ochaco Uraraka: ok so I’m trusting you with this information because you’re dating

Tooru Hagakure: you have my attention

Ochaco Uraraka: so you know how we have that bet on who’s going to ask each other out first; Jirou or Yaoyorozu?

Tooru Hagakure: yeah?

Ochaco Uraraka: well I got added to a group chat called “Pining Idiots Anonymous”

Tooru Hagakure: IM

Tooru Hagakure: that’s amazing

Ochaco Uraraka: yeah

Ochaco Uraraka: anyway guess who else in the group chat?

Tooru Hagakure: NICE

Tooru Hagakure: wait so what does this have to do with the bet?

Ochaco Uraraka: I’m wondering if I should withdraw from the bet?

Tooru Hagakure: no I don’t think so

Tooru Hagakure: I mean, I’m guessing it’s mostly for screaming right?

Ochaco Uraraka: pretty much yeah

Tooru Hagakure: then you should be fine so long as you don’t interfere!

Ochaco Uraraka: awesome, thanks Hagakure

Tooru Hagakure: No prob!

Tooru Hagakure: you wouldn’t happen to be willing to tell me who else is in this group chat of yours?

Ochaco Uraraka: haha nice try but no

Tooru Hagakure: ah well, it was worth a shot

Tooru Hagakure: Night Uraraka!

Ochaco Uraraka: Night!

Tea Spillers

[19:10]

I’m Behind You: GUYS I GOT SOME HOT TEA TO SPILL

Tailman: I’m guessing is has to do with whatever conversation made you burst into a fit of giggles?

I’m Behind You: oh you know it babe ;)

Alien Queen: well don’t leave us hanging!

Discount Tamaki: yes, spill girl spill

Ebony Darkness: you have our interest

I’m Behind You: ok so I was just talking to Uraraka

I’m Behind You: and apparently she was added to a group chat called “Pining Idiots Anonymous”

Alien Queen: OMG

Ebony Darkness: oh the tea is hot on this night

Tailman: oh those poor souls

Discount Tamaki: did you find out who else is in the chat?

I’m Behind You: so far I know Yaoyorozu and Uraraka are in the chat

I’m Behind You: sadly Uraraka wouldn’t say who else

Alien Queen: this is amazing

Tailman: you say that now but I bet one day you’ll be in that group chat

Discount Tamaki: Savage!

Alien Queen: mark my words Ojiro

Alien Queen: one of these days I’ll expose you 

Tailman: expose me for what?

Alien Queen: ….

Ebony Darkness: I do believe he has you

Ebony Darkness: as it is, he is untouchable

Alien Queen: one day

Tailman: :)

Class 1-A

[03:21]

Discount Pikachu: is it gay to deep throat a pickle? Discuss

Deku: no

I’m Behind You: yes

IcyHot: why would you deepthroat a pickle?

Discount Pikachu: to prove a point

I’m Behind You: ok Midoriya, explain to me how it isn’t gay to deep throat a pickle?

Deku: because deep throating is something that is universal. You don’t have to be gay in order to deep throat something. And as Kaminari said, it can be done to prove a point, and there’s nothing inherently gay about that. 

Discount Pikachu: Midoriya is winning me over ngl

IcyHot: what is there to prove?

Deku: that I can

I’m Behind You: ....can you?

Deku: yes

Discount Pikachu: OH MY GID

I’m Behind You: MIDORIYA

Tentacles: I hate to say it but

Tentacles: it’s true I’ve seen him do it

Ebony Darkness: as have I 

I’m Behind You: WHY

IcyHot: why?

Deku: TO PROVE A POINT

Tentacles: it happened when the Council was first formed

Discount Pikachu: Midoriya you’re my new favorite hero

Deku: a terrible idea really

IcyHot: I don’t think it is

Ebony Darkness: let’s stay on track people

Ebony Darkness: the Council has to decide

I’m Behind You: ugh Midoriya did kinda win me over

I’m Behind You: not gay

Deku: :) not gay

Tentacles: not gay

IcyHot: not gay I guess

Tentacles: it seems the council is in agreement High Councilor

Ebony Darkness: indeed

Ebony Darkness: deep throating a pickle has been deemed not gay

Ebony Darkness: let’s never speak of this again

Chapter Text

[07:30]

Sonic: @Ebony Darkness I’m fighting a losing battle aren’t I?

Ebony Darkness: you would be correct

Ebony Darkness: it is foolish to try and tell the children of the night to not do as is their nature

Sonic : Very well, but know that if it gets out of hand, I will have to involve Mr. Aizawa.

Ebony Darkness: I understand

Deku: I wonder what we’ll be doing in Heroics today?

Deku: Mr. Aizawa was rather vague about it yesterday

Living Balloon: when isn’t he vague?

Deku: fair point

Sugar Daddy: hey I made breakfast for @everyone

Sugar Daddy: come get it while it’s still hot

Dwyane: oh sweet!

Dwyane: thanks so much Sato!

Sugar Daddy: don’t mention it

[8:10]

Crazy Frog: is that what I think it is kero?

Disney Princess: those are the fire alarms D:

Sonic: Momo if you could please

Creati: of course

Creati added Shouta Aizawa

Shouta Aizawa: if you could all please remain calm

Shouta Aizawa: it’s probably just a false alarm

Shouta Aizawa: still, please be careful

Sonic: Most of us already have everything we need for the day 

Sonic: Would it be alright if we headed to class early?

Shouta Aizawa: sure go right on ahead

Shouta Aizawa: who won’t be going?

Sonic: everyone but Mineta was accounted for at breakfast

Shouta Aizawa: hmm

Shouta Aizawa: go to class. I’ll let you know what happens during homeroom.

Aizawa walked into the classroom of class 1-A, his usual tired expression on his face. The class remained silent as he quickly typed something onto his computer. After a few minutes, everyone’s phones dinged with a notification.

“ Minoru Mineta has been kicked from the group chat Class 1-A”

“Sir?” Iida asked, the whole class waiting with bated breath for his answer.

“Mineta has been expelled from UA for violation of several school rules, not to mention the numerous reports of harassment we’ve gotten from several female students since he started at this school. He had tripped the fire alarm in an attempt to give himself access to the girls rooms. Luckily I caught him before he could even open a door,” Aizawa said, all of the girls letting out a sigh of release.

“Oh my gosh, guys! You know what this means!?!” Ashido shouted with excitement as she slammed her hands on her desk, nearly knocking her chair over as she quickly stood up.

“That you girls no longer have to worry about that pervert?” Kirishima asked.

“No! Well yes, but also that we can finally be as gay as we want!” Ashido shouted with excitement, a buzz of excitement quickly going around the room.

“Care to explain what you mean by that?” Aizawa asked, the room quickly going quiet. Ashido quickly stood up straight as she responded to her teacher.

“Mineta made it so that a few of us were afraid to come out as being a part of the LGBTQ+ community, myself included,” Ashido replied, Aoyama quickly standing up as well.

“As well as me. You see myself and a few others use they/them pronouns, however the environment was deemed rather unsafe for us with Mineta around,” Aoyama said.

“I see. Well for those of you who wish to, you may make a report detailing how Mineta made you feel unsafe. And for those of you who may go by different pronouns than what you’ve been using, there is an option on your school portfolio you can update online. And if you don’t want your parents or guardians seeing the change, there is an option for that too. Any other questions?” Aizawa said, nodding at Ashido and Aoyama to sit down. The class was silent for a moment, but then Kaminari slowly raised their hand.

“Yes Kaminari?”

“Does, does the portfolio have an option for being Genderfluid?” Kaminari asked, their face flushed as they fiddled with the yellow bracelets they were wearing that day.

“Yes. And if you want, you can request a female uniform as well,” Aizawa said, Kaminari now beaming.

“Anything else?”

“Yes sir. Who will be replacing Mineta?” Iida asked.

“There are a few possibilities, but there’s one student in particular that seems promising. Chances are you’ll know by the end of the day,” Aiazawa said.

“Now, if there are no more questions, let’s get back to the usual business…”

Class 1-A

[12:00]

I’m Behind You: THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION OF EPIC PROPORTIONS

Living Balloon: ONE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS

Alien Queen: WE ARE FREE AT LAST

Crazy Frog: kero I think its safe to say no one will miss him

Disney Princess: definitely! He always made me super uncomfortable

Creati: this also means we can use proper pronouns without worrying for the safety of our classmates!

Earphone Jack: did I see something about a party?

Earphone Jack: because I will be more than happy to DJ

Living Balloon: ohmygosh i just realized what I can finally do

Living Balloon changed Earphone Jack’s name to Butch Queen

Butch Queen: I’m

Butch Queen: so honored

Butch Queen: this is one of the greatest moments in my life

Deku: congrats!

Tailman: but wait, doesn’t that mean there are two queens?

Tailman: @Alien Queen @Butch Queen

Dwyane: bold of you to assume that all of the girls in our class aren’t already queen in their own right

Tailman: you’re so right what a fool I was

Crazy Frog: now that’s what we call true m|m w|w solidarity

Discount Pikachu: girl unirform girl uniform girl uniform girl unfrmao GIRL UNIFORM GIRL UNIFORM

Tentacles: you got it?

Dwyane: yeah we just picked it from Recovery Girl’s office!

Deku: we?

Alien Queen: what, did you think the Bakusquad WASNT going to escort our favorite Pikachu to pick up their new uniform?

Tape Spiderman: honestly what do you take us for?

Dwyane: so what’s this about a party?

Butch Queen: to celebrate the death of the grape

Deku: to celebrate us finally being free to be as Gay as we want

Dwyane: fukin sweet

Living Balloon: oh no

Crazy Frog: kero what is it?

Living Balloon: @Sonic you know what this means right?

Sonic: That we no longer have to suffer alone? Yes.

Living Balloon: they’re not ready Iida

Sonic: Neither were we.

Butch Queen: hey someone want to clue me in on what the fuck is going on?

Crazy Frog: I think they’re talking about Midoriya kero

IcyHot: what could we possibly not be ready for?

Deku: :)

Sonic: He’s been unleashed.

Deku: oh if only I had a leash on

Butch Queen: WHAT

I’m Behind You: WHAT

Alien Queen: I’M SCREAMING

Tailman: you’re right I wasn’t ready

Pining Idiots Anonymous

[12:16]

Creati: MAN DOWN I REPEAT MAN DOWN

Creati: Shouto has been broken!

Living Balloon: symptoms?

Creati: has been staring at his phone since The Message

Creati: unresponsive and is currently flushed to match his red hair

Dwyane: I’m afraid he’s too broken

Dwyane: that was quite a blow he took

Living Balloon: Im so sorry you guys

Living Balloon: but i think we’ll have to hold Todoroki’s funeral 

Living Balloon: because it only gets worse from here

IcyHot: cool

IcyHot: at least I’ll die happy and extremly gay

Dwyane: yikes

Class 1-A

Discount Tamaki: is this a stroke? Is that what I’m having?

Deku: depends on what kind of stroke you’re talking about ;)

Tape Spiderman: I can’t

Tape Spiderman: it’s too much

Tape Spiderman: Mom I need you to kill me

King Explosion Murder: fuck no

King Explosion Murder: Deku has always been like this

King Explosion Murder: get over it

Ebony Darkness: I cannot believe Bakugou actually responded to Mom

King Explosion Murder: say one more fucking word and you’re tonights dinner

Ebony Darkness: understood have a nice day

Alien Queen: ok so after bleaching my eyes

I’m Behind You: same

Alien Queen: let’s talk about this party!

Sonic: Before you go crazy planning this, please note that it cannot go past 1am according to school rules, and the noise should be kept at a noise level so that the other dorms shouldn’t hear us.

Sonic: Obviously alcohol and other drug paraphernalia are not allowed on school grounds. Party food can be ordered in, just alert one of the teachers so they can let the delivery person onto school grounds. And as with any outing if you’re to go shopping for this; please let Mr. Aizawa know where you’re going.

Sonic: That being said, I’d be more than happy to help with the party prep.

Alien Queen: oh sweet! Thanks Iida!

Alien Queen: anyone else want in on the party prep?

Creati: I’ll also help!

I’m Behind You: count me in!

Sugar Daddy: same here

Butch Queen: i’m in

Discount Tamaki: moi

Alien Queen: sweet!

Sonic: The party talk will have to continue later, class is about to begin.

Alien Queen: you got it boss!

[15:40]

Alien Queen: ok let’s talk party

Alien Queen: Jirou and I already talked so I already know she’s going to be our dj

Alien Queen: we also need people in charge of food, decorations, and entertainment

Alien Queen: any volunteers?

Sugar Daddy: I think it’s kinda obvious what I want

Alien Queen: alright! Sato is in charge of food!

I’m Behind You: you and I can do entertainment!

Alien Queen: hell yeah

Discount Tamaki: moi will gladly do the decor

Alien Queen: excellent!

Sonic: Just tell me where you need me.

Creati: I’m paying for everything

Alien Queen: you’re both blessings

Alien Queen: alright people! Let’s get this show on the road!

Dwyane: it’s always fun to see Mina get so pumped up about doing things like this

Tape Spiderman: lmao that’s our party girl alright

King Explosion Murder: now if only she put that energy and enthusiasm into studying

Alien Queen: KEEP IT IN THE BAKUSQUAD CHAT

Living Balloon: lmao

IcyHot: I must admit, I am rather looking forward to this party

IcyHot: I’ve never really been to one

Disney Princess: O_O not even birthday parties?

IcyHot: I didn’t even know those were a thing until I got here

King Explosion Muder: hey IcyHot wtf?

IcyHot: My Father thought they were trivial and a distraction

IcyHot: there was even a point in time where I didn’t even know when my birthday was

King Explosion Murder: HEY ICY HOT WHAT THE FUCK

Crazy Frog: I’m getting the impression that Endeavour is not the greatest Father kero

IcyHot: you’d be correct

IcyHot: I actively hate him

Deku: and you should!

Deku: what he did to you and the rest of your family is unforgivable!

Discount Pikachu: holy shit

Deku: in this household we hate Endeavour

IcyHot: thanks Midoriya <3

Deku: of course Todoroki! You’re my friend after all <3

Pining Idiots Anonymous

[15:55]

IcyHot: HELP

Dwyane: yeah that’s a tough one my dude

IcyHot: I think Midoriya is actually going to be the death of me

IcyHot: I sent a heart without even thinking

IcyHot: and he sent one back???

IcyHot: in the same sentence of calling me his friend?????

IcyHot: ???????

Dwyane: oof felt that one

Living Balloon: rip

Living Balloon: should we start planning your funeral?

IcyHot: make sure Toxic by Britney Spears is played

Living Balloon: I’ve taught you well :,)

Dwyane: today just isn’t your day is it Todoroki?

IcyHot: hell no

IcyHot: did you read the backlog of this morning?

Dwyane: oh fuck i completly forgot about that

Dwyane: bro

Living Balloon: huh? How far in the backlog we talking?

Dwyane: insomnia hours

Living Balloon: ….

Living Balloon: oh you poor soul

IcyHot: i’m just

IcyHot: i cant

Living Balloon: poor man

Living Balloon: he’s so far gone he can’t even text

Dwyane: we feel your pain bro

IcyHot: im

IcyHot: he can

IcyHot: i just

Dwyane: don’t forget to breath bro

IcyHot: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Living Balloon: we’re going to be here for a while

Class 1-A

[16:15]

Alien Queen: alright! I think the party people are ready to head out!

Alien Queen:  thanks to everyone who stopped by with requests btw

Deku: it really should be us thanking you guys for going through with all this effort!

Deku: it’s really appreciated!

Alien Queen: no need to thank us yet!

Sonic: @Shouta Aizawa permission to go shopping?

Shouta Aizawa: who’s going?

Sonic: myself, Yaoyorozu, Ashido, Hagakure, Sato, and Aoyama

Shouta Aizawa: very well you may go

Shouta Aizawa: don’t cause any trouble

Sonic: Yes sir!

I’m Behind You: oh this is so exciting!

Shouta Aizawa: oh, one more thing before you go

Shouta Aizawa: Hitoshi Shinsou is to be joining your class

Shouta Aizawa: I’m currently going through the paperwork with him right now

Shouta Aizawa: we won’t be able to move him into class 1-a dorms until tomorrow

Sonic: Will the two of you be done with all the necessary paperwork in time for him to come to the party?

Shouta Aizawa: we should be yes

Shouta Aizawa: I’ll add him to this hell of a group chat and tell him he’s invited to your party

Shouta Aizawa: though don’t expect him to be online any time soon

Sonic: Thank you very much Mr. Aizawa!

Shouta Aizawa added Hitoshi Shinsou 

I’m Behind You: FUCK YEAH

Deku: HECK YEAH

Disney Princess: ????

Tentacles: Hagakure doesn’t your boyfriend hate Shinsou?

I’m Behind You: what???? No of course not

I’m Behind You: @Tailman babe you take this I gotta go do party stuff

Tailman: oh shit, Shinsou is joining our class?

Tailman: that’s awesome!

Ebony Darkness: care to explain why you seem to be so excited?

Ebony Darkness: I believe most of us were under the impression the two of your didn’t get along because of the Sports Festival

Tailman: nah we’re cool

Tailman: he apologized afterwards

Tailman: he’s actually super chill and a really nice guy!

Tailman: he even helped me ask Tooru out

Tape Spiderman: so what im hearing is that we’re getting the better purple boy?

Deku: YEAH WE ARE

Crazy Frog: kero I haven’t seen Midoriya this excited since our first heroics class with All Might

Discount Pikachu: haha your right

Deku: @Alien Queen hey can this also be a welcoming party for Shinsou?

Alien Queen: one step ahead of you my dude!

Alien Queen: Hagakure has already keyed us into some of the stuff he likes

Deku: so what I’m hearing is that you’re getting him a giant stuffed cat?

Alien Queen: oh you know it ;)

Tailman: oh he’ll love that

Tailman: get him some tea too

Tailman: he’s a particular fan of earl grey

Creati: I’ve added it to the list!

Creati: Hagakure is also insisting we buy him Cat Slippers?

Deku: GOD YES PLEASE

Tailman: god yeah

Tailman: his current pair are a wreck

Tailman: but he refuses to get rid of them

Disney Princess: I’m noticing a theme

Tailman: haha yeah

Tailman: Shinsou is basically a cat lady

Discount Pikachu: omg he has a cat?

Tape Spiderman: and just like that Denki is sold lol

Deku: yeah!

Deku: I’ll let Shinsou tell you about her tho

Deku: but she’s his pride and joy

Disney Princess: :D

Tape Spiderman: and now Koda is sold lmao

Tape Spiderman: lmao most of the class hasn’t even met him yet they’ve already claimed him as one of us

Tentacles: true

Tentacles: but he’s been vouched for by Midoriya, Ojiro, and Hagakure

Tentacles: not to mention look at who he’s replacing

Tentacles: its a rather low bar

Tentacles: i think that helps

Tape Spiderman: lmao you right

[17:37]

Sonic: We’re back from shopping!

Sonic: If anyone would be so kind, we could use some extra hands getting everything in

Tentacles: say no more

Ebony Darkness: we’re on our way

Deku: I’ll help as well!

Discount Pikachu: currently helping Jirou set up all of her equipment

Discount Pikachu: we could also use an extra set of hands

Creati: I’ll help!

Creati: Dark Shadow and Shoji managed to take most of the groceries

Tape Spiderman: holy shit you guys that’s a lot of food

Disney Princess: that’s one very large cat

Disney Princess: will it even fit into his dorm room

Alien Queen: it will!

King Explosion Murder: hey Sato I’ll help with the food

Sugar Daddy: thanks man I appreciate it

Discount Tamaki: le gasp

Discount Tamaki: the soft Bakugou returns

King Explosion Murder: watch it baguette

I’m Behind You: IM WHEEZING

I’m Behind You: BAGUETTE

Discount Tamaki: :<

Sonic: has anyone seen Uraraka? We could use her quirk.

Crazy Frog: last I saw she was with Kirishima and Todoroki

Living Balloon: hi I’m here!

Living Balloon: I’ll be right down to help!

Sonic: Thank you! You’re help is most appreciated!

Dwyane: wow you guys brought back a lot of stuff

Dwyane: need anymore help?

Alien Queen: no I think we have everything Eij!

Alien Queen: Katsuki and Sato are working on food

Alien Queen: Yaoyorozu and Denki are helping Jirou set up

Alien Queen: Aoyama, Iida, and Uraraka are setting up the decorations

Alien Queen: and myself and Hagakure are currently wrapping Shinsou’s presents!

Dwyane: oh sweet!

Dwyane: so what you guys end up getting him?

I’m Behind You: you’ll have to come here to see

I’m Behind You: he’s been added to the chat

I’m Behind You: we don’t want to spoil the rest of his presents ;)

Dwyane: fuck you’re so right

Alien Queen: @everyone the party will begin at 19:00!

Crazy Frog: this is going to be an interesting night kero

[18:50]

Hitoshi Shinsou: wtf is this?

Deku: SHINSOU

I’m Behind You: THERE HE IS

Tailman: THE BETTER PURPLE BOY

Hitoshi Shinsou: what

I’m Behind You changed Hitoshi Shinsou’s name to The Better Purple Boy

The Better Purple Boy: first of all

The Better Purple Boy: how dare you

The Better Purple Boy: second of all

The Better Purple Boy: how daRE YOU THOSE SLIPPERS ARE FINE

I’m Behind You: THEYRE NOT EVEN SLIPPERS ANYMORE SHINSOU

Tailman: we’re literally begging here just let them go

Tailman: the slippers are dead Shinsou

The Better Purple Boy: we’ll see

Sonic: Hello Hitoshi Shinsou! I am Tenya Iida, the class representative of 1-A!

Sonic: On behalf of the class, I’d like to welcome you! We are most overjoyed for you to be joining our ranks!

Creati: Hello! I’m Momo Yaoyorozu, the class Vice President!

Creati: please don’t be afraid to ask either myself or Iida any questions! We are more than happy to help!

The Better Purple Boy: oh uh, thanks

The Better Purple Boy: you know you guys didn’t have to buy me anything

Creati: We wanted to help you celebrate all your hard work into getting into this class!

Creati: Not to mention Hagakure, Ojiro, and Midoriya were quite insistent

The Better Purple Boy: ….

I’m Behind You: :3

Deku: :3

Sonic: I take it you and Mr. Aizawa are finished with all the paperwork?

The Better Purple Boy: yeah

The Better Purple Boy: the party starts soon doesn’t it?

Sonic: Correct! We are all waiting for you!

Sonic: Everyone is quite eager to meet you!

The Better Purple Boy: oh wow

The Better Purple Boy: yeah ok I’ll be there in a few minutes

The common room of class 1-A was decked out in streamers and balloons. Aoyama had of course insisted that there be glitter, and with some help from Uraraka managed to convince Iida to at least let them fill a few of the balloons with glitter, promising they would clean up any messes made later on. The giant stuffed cat, which was at least five feet tall, currently sat on one of the couches next to Ojiro and Hagakure, both of them insisting that was to be where Shinsou sat once he got there. Sato and Bakugou had made quite the feast for the class, having made everything from cupcakes to a very delicious smelling stew. The two of them had even managed to make a cake in the shape of a cat face with the words “Welcome to Class 1-A!” written on it with purple frosting. Jirou’s setup was impressive to say the least, Jirou already queuing up a playlist for the night. Ashido and Hagakure had managed (with some help from Uraraka and Iida) to clear away the furniture in front of Jirou’s set up to make a make-shift dance floor. After some rearranging of furniture, the common room was split in half. One half was the dance floor, the other half set up for the different games Ashido and Hagakure had planned. At the moment, most of the class were on the couches, chatting pleasantly amongst themselves. Bakugou and Sato where both making sure no one stole food, and Ashido and Iida were double checking everything. It wasn’t long before a knock came at the door, Ojiro immediately rushing to the door.

“Shinsou! We’re so glad you came!” Ojiro said as he opened the door, Shinsou giving him a tired smile.

“Yeah well, I know if I didn’t you, Hagakure, and Midoriya would find a way to drag me here anyway,” Shinsou said, Ojiro rolling his eyes as Midoriya ran up to hug Shinsou.

“Shinsou! You’re finally here! I can’t wait to have you in classes with us! It’ll be so interesting to see what kind of hero you become and…” Midoriya said as he started rambling, Iida quickly walking up to the group.

“Come now Midoriya! The rest of the class still needs to meet our new classmates and introduce themselves!”

“Oh! Right!” Midoriya said, grinning at Shinsou before running back to the couches and back to his seat between Todoroki and Uraraka, Ojiro following close behind and helping Hagakure move the giant stuff cat, Iida guiding Shinsou there as well.

“As I’m sure you’ve guessed, I am Tenya Iida, he/him pronouns. The rest of the class will introduce themselves,” Iida said as Shinsou sat down next to Ojiro.

“Momo Yaoyorozu, she/her!”

“I am the fabulous Yuuga Aoyama! He/They!”

“Mina Ashido! She/her!”

“Tsuyu Asui, she/her. Please call me Tsu, kero.”

“Ochaco Uraraka! She/her!”

“You already know me!” Midoriya said with a smile, Shinsou rolling his eyes fondly.

“Shouto Todoroki, he/him”

“Denki Kaminari, he/she/they depending”

“Eijirou Kirishima, he/him”

“ Koji Koda, they/them ”

“Rikido Sato, he/him”

“Mezo Shoji, he/him”

“Fumikage Tokoyami, he/they”

“Hanta Sero, he/him”

“Kyoka Jirou, she/her” Jirou said as she walked over, everyone now looking expectantly at Bakugou, who scowled after receiving an elbow from Kirishima.

“Katsuki Bakugou, he/him”

“And then of course you know Ojiro and Hagakure, which makes everyone but you,” Iida said.

“Oh, uh, Hitoshi Shinsou, he/him pronouns.”

“Excellent! Ashido I hand the reins to you!” Iida said with a smile, sitting down next to Todoroki as Ashido jumped up.

“All right my party people! Here’s the plan; food first! A special thanks to our two wonderful chefs Sato and Katsuki!” Ashido said, Sato standing up and bowing as the class clapped, Bakugou just scoffing

“Bakugou can cook?” Shinsou whispered to Ojiro, who nodded his head.

“Yeah and a really good one too. We choose not to ask why,” Ojiro replied, Shinsou nodding his head in understanding.

“We’ll eat here, and while we do Shinsou can open his presents! We also have a special cake to commemorate the occasion!” Ashido said, winking at Shinsou.

“What.”

“Afterwards, Jirou will be DJing for a few hours for the people who want to dance! For my folks with two left feet, no worries! Hagakure and I got Uno, Monopoly, and even some Jackbox games for you to play! At around midnight, we regroup to play some games as a class! With that said, let’s eat!” Ashido said with a class of her hands, everyone quickly getting up to grab some food. Shinsou sighed when he saw the cake, but no one missed the smile that appeared on his face as he took a slice. It didn’t take long for everyone to be back in their seats, talking and laughing as they ate, Ashido grabbing five gift bags.

“Right, so you already know what’s in this bag,” Ashido said as she handed Shinsou the first bag. Shinsou quickly taking out the tissue paper and smiling as he took out a pair of very fuzzy cat slippers.

“I hope you know I’m still not going to throw out my old slippers,” Shinsou said, Ojiro, Hagakure, and Midoriya all moaning simultaneously while Shinsou happily put his slippers on. He then pulled out a box of Earl Grey tea and nodded his thanks.

“Alright! Next up is this!” Mina said excitedly as she handed a long, skinny bag to Shinsou. Inside was a UFO poster, and while he didn’t say anything, everyone could tell by the sparkle in his eyes that he loved the poster. The next bag contained a cute cat mug that Yaoyorozu had found while looking for the tea, which Shinsou also loved. The next gift contained the complete series of X-Files, Shinsou’s eyes going wide as he stared at the box in his hands.

“Isn’t this really expensive?” he whispered out.

“Not really. Besides! Hagakure said it was your favorite show!” Yaoyorozu replied with a smile, Shinsou staring up at her.

“You’re my new favorite,” Shinsou, Yaoyorozu laughing while Hagakure and Midoriya gave shouts of protest.

“Right, so this last one isn’t from the class, it’s just from Midoriya,” Ahsido said as she handed the last bag to Shinsou, who looked at Midoriya suspiciously. 

“You didn’t,” Shinsou said, but the shit-eating grin on Midoriya’s face told him he had.

“Why, what is it?” Kaminari asked, Shinsou sighing as he pulled out a pair of cat thigh-high stocking from the bag.

“A hoe never gets cold Shinsou! Now we can match!” Midoriya exclaimed, giggling as Shinsou glared at him, Todoroki turning a very bright red in the meantime.

“You have a pair of thigh-high stockings?” Sero asked.

“Of course, it’s in the thotty rule book that you have to own at least one pair,” Midoriya explained with a grin.

“Since when were you a thot?” Tokoyami asked.

“Since always,” Bakugou, Shinsou, Uraraka, and Iida all responded in unison.

“Learn something new everyday I guess. On with the party!”

Pining Idiots Anonymous

[19:15]

IcyHot: guys

IcyHot: guys

IcyHot: help

Dwyane: the best advice I can give you is to resign yourself to your fate

IcyHot: i just

IcyHot: what does this even for me???

IcyHot: does this mean i have more or less of a chance????

IcyHot: it probably doesn’t matter

IcyHot: the chances of him returning my feelings are slim to none

Dwyane: oh man you want to talk about unrequited feelings?

Dwyane: I’m your guy

IcyHot: god why are they like this

Dwyane: bro if only we knew

Katsuki Bakugou messaged Izuku Midoriya at 19:20

Katsuki Bakugou: hey nerd

Katsuki Bakugou: you saw IcyHot’s reaction right?

Izuku Midoriya: of course i did

Izuku Midoriya: still doesn’t mean anything

Katsuki Bakugou: oh you have got to be fucking kidding me

Izuku Midoriya: he wasn’t the only one blushing Kacchan

Katsuki Bakugou: to that degree of red? His entire fucking face was nearly the color of his hair Deku

Izuku Midoriya: he’s lived a sheltered life

Izuku Midoriya: he would have been that red if it was anyone

Izuku Midoriya: if anything I’ve ruined my chances with him

Katsuki Bakugou: you’re shitting me

Izuku Midoriya: as if youre one to talk!

Izuku Midoriya: mr. i-refuse-to-tell-kirishima-i-like-him-becuase-hes-too-good-for-me

Izuku Midoriya: that’s a load of bullshit and we both know it!

Katsuki Bakugou: FUCK YOU

Izuku Midoriya: FUCK YOU!

Katsuki Bakugou: …..

Katsuki Bakugou: Mina is planning to have the entire class play truth or dare later

Katsuki Bakugou: I’m coming for you nerd

Izuku Midoriya: you wouldn’t dare

Katsuki Bakugou: fucking watch me

So far the party was going without a hitch. The entire class loved Shinsou, much to his surprise. He didn’t expect them to welcome him so openly, not with a quirk like his. But instead of being afraid, they seemed more fascinated than anything.

“So it can really be any question?” Kaminari asked as they leaned in closer to Shinsou, who was trying his best not to blush at the moment.

“Yeah basically,” Shinsou responded.

“Are you able to, like, not take control when someone answers a question? I had a friend back in elementary school who’s quirk worked like that,” Kaminari asked, their elbows resting on the arm of the couch Shinsou was sitting in.

“Yeah, though it took some time to be able to do that. Sometimes I accidentally slip up if I’m stressed out though,” Shinsou said, rubbing the back of head, Kaminari nodding their head in understanding. It was then Shinsou squinted at Kaminari, getting a good look at their face.

“What?”

“Are you wearing makeup?” Shinsou asked, Kaminari blushing as they started to fiddle with their yellow bracelets.

“Oh, uh yeah. Aoyama put it on for me, I thought it would be fun to try,” Kaminari admitted.

“It looks good on you,” Shinsou said, Kaminari’s blush getting even deeper.

“Th-thanks.”

“ Oh no they’re cute ” Shinsou thought, Kaminari now explaining the bracelets they were wearing. Meanwhile, Midoriya and Bakugou were glaring at each other from across the room. 

“Bro. What gives?” Kirishima asked when he noticed Bakugou and Midoriya glaring at each other.

“I’m going to out that fucking nerd for the coward he is during truth or dare later tonight,” Bakugou said, loud enough that Midoriya heard him.

“I’m not the one who’s a coward Kacchan!” Midoriya shouted.

“YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN YOU DAMN NERD?” Bakugou shouted as he jumped, his palms alighting with loud pops. Kirishima just rolled his eyes and tugged at Bakugou’s shirt until he sat back down.

“Dude chill. Save it for later, you can make him pay later during truth or dare,” Kirishima said, Bakugou nodding, knowing he was right.

“Right. So what were you saying about a dog park Eijirou?” Bakugou asked, Kirishima feeling his face flush just the tiniest bit at Bakugou using his first name so casually.

“Oh yeah! There’s a new dog park that just opened right by my Moms’ house! I was thinking we could go visit this weekend. You’ll love our dog Mulan, she’s a real fighter,” Kirishima said, missing the look of adoration that was currently on Bakugou’s face as he watched Kirishima talk.

Several hours later, midnight had struck. With Uraraka’s help, the class quickly moved the couches so that they were in a circle. Todoroki, Midoriya, Uraraka, Tsu, and Iida were on one couch, Ojiro, Hagakure, Tokoyami, and Shoji on the couch next to them. The next couch over sat Bakugou, Kirishima, Ashido, and Sero, while the couch next to them had Kaminari, Shinsou, Jirou, and Yaoyorozu. The last couch had Koda and Sato, who were more than happy to have the couch with just the two of them.

“Right! Now for some fun! For a quick refresher, the game of Truth or Dare is played by one person choosing a victim of their choosing. The victim must then pick truth or dare. If they pick truth, the person who picked them will ask them a question and you HAVE to answer truthfully. And it HAS to be in the form of a question, no ‘tell us who your crush is’ or stuff like that. If the victim picks dare, then you get to dare them to do whatever you want. But no daring them to answer your question, and Iida has dare veto power. If you’re dared to do something you’re really uncomfortable with, you can ask for another dare. Failure to answer a truth or do a dare will result in punishment,” Ashido happily explained, everyone in the Bakusquad making a face when she mentioned a punishment, Bakugou included.

“Uh, what do you mean by punishment?” Hagakure asked, Ashido winking at her and tapping her nose.

“That, I’m afraid, is for me to know and you to find out, at least if someone fails that is. So! We’ll decide who goes first by everyone thinking of a number 1-30. I don’t mind not going first so I’ll be the judge,” Ashido said happily, clearly having fun with herself.

“So! What are your numbers!?”

“27” “10” “3” “9” “23” “21” “13” “15” “17” “20” “30” “4” “18” “1” “8” “11” “25” “29” “19” “7”

“Eijirou wins! I was thinking of 13! So, who’s the first victim?” Ashido said, wiggling her eyebrows at Kirishima, who promptly ignored her.

“Hmm, oh I got one. Yaoyorozu, truth or dare?” Kirishima asked with a smile, Yaoyorozu frowning in suspicion. 

“Truth.”

“Do you have a crush on someone in our class?” At this, Yaoyorozu pursed her lips, Kirishima still smiling at her as the class waited for her answer.

“ Bastard ” Yaoyorozu thought as she sighed, knowing there was no escape.

“Yes” Yaoyorozu said calmly, everyone else basically exploding. Once everyone had calmed down, Yaoyorozu scanned the room before deciding on her target.

“Iida, truth or dare?” 

“Dare”

“I dare you to let Midoriya do whatever he wants for the next 24 hours,” Yaoyorozu said, Iida’s face going slightly pale while Midoriya broke into a huge grin.

“Yaoyorozu, think of the consequences. I make up 97% of his impulse control, do you really want me to do this?” Iida asked, Yaoyorozu simply nodding her head.

“Very well. The 24 hours shall begin now,” Iida said, Midoriya immediately running into the kitchen.

“Yaoyorozu, I hope you know that you’ve doomed us all,” Iida said as Midoriya could be heard rummaging around in the kitchen.

“No, just most of the class. I should be safe. Right Midoriya?” Yaoyorozu said as Midoriya walked back with a Monster and 5-Hour Energy in his hands.

“Yeah you’ll be safe. So how soon until you think I’ll be able to see God?” Midoriya asked as he cracked open the Monster, Iida groaning.

“Ojiro, truth or dare?”

“Uh, truth”

“How long have you have Hagakure been dating exactly? I don’t think anyone knows” Iida said, a murmur of agreement going through the circle.

“Oh that’s easy, we officially started dating about a week after internships ended. Ahsido, truth or dare,” Ojiro replied, Ashido sticking her tongue out at him.

“Truth, I learned from last time never to say dare to you,” Ashido said.

“Alright then, what are all the different group chats you’re in?” Ojiro asked with a smirk.

“Oh you whore. Well there’s Tea Spillers,” Ashido started to say, everyone chuckling at the name.

“Of course you’d be a part of that,” Sero said, Ashido playfully swatting at him.

“I’m not done! There’s Tea Spillers, Bakusquad, and Betting Pool for Sinners,” another round of chuckles, Ashido checking her phone to check the notification she had just gotten.

“And there’s one more. #same trama,” Ashido said.

“Sounds festive,” Kirishima said, Ashido shrugging.

“It’s actually a pretty good time. Katsuki! You seem like you’ve been wanting to be picked, Truth or Dare.”

“I ain’t no bitch, Dare,” Bakugou said with a grin, Ashido grinning back.

“I dare you to list off five nice things about Midoriya,” Ashido said, Bakugou’s grin immediately turning into a scowl.

“Bitch,” Bakugou muttered, Ashido laughing to herself.

“Fine. One, Deku’s probably one of the smartest in the class. Two, It was pretty funny seeing how everyone reacted in chat when Deku made that comment about a leash. Three, uh, fucking, I guess he has gotten decent at fighting. Four, no one else, except maybe my idiots, can give Mr. Aizawa and Glasses a headache as fast as Deku can and that’s pretty fucking funny. And Five, he’s gotten less annoying,” Bakugou said, flipping the bird at a cackling Ashido.

“Awww, Kacchan. If I didn’t know any better I’d say you liked me,” Midoriya said.

“As fucking if. Truth or Dare nerd,” Bakugou growled out.

“Dare.” At this Bakugou’s evil grin was back.

“I dare you to play spin the bottle with your crush, your best friend, and someone who knows a secret of yours,” Bakugou said, Midoriya’s face immediately going a bright red as the room erupted into chaos.

“Oh, and you can grab two people for the best friend category,” Bakugou said, Midoriya chugging down the rest of his Monster before grabbing both Todoroki and Uraraka’s hands. Ashido quickly grabbed an empty bottle and placed it in the center while Midoriya also grabbed Iida and a laughing Shinsou.

“Doesn’t Midoriya have to say who is who?” Jirou asked, both Bakugou and Ashido shaking their heads.

“Nope! Katsuki never specified that Midoriya had to say who belonged in what category! Besides, I think it’s more fun if we don’t know,” Ashido replied.

“What I want to know is how did Bakugou know Midoriya had a crush on someone in our class?” Tokoyami thought out loud, Bakugou just shrugging. Midoriya, currently the same shade of red as Todoroki’s hair, spun the bottle, Iida being the only one who seemed unfazed at being pulled into the game. Both Uraraka and Todoroki were blushing as well, and Shinsou was still laughing. The entire class held their breath as the bottle slowly came to a stop, the bottle pointing at a very flustered Todoroki.

“I’m, uh, will you be ok if I?” Midoriya stammered out, Todoroki simply nodding his head. After only a moment's hesitation, Midoriya cupped Todoroki’s face in his hands, and softly pressed his lips to Todoroki. To Todoroki, it was as if he was in heaven, he was in bliss. But all too soon the moment was over as Midoriya pulled away, both of them blushing madly as they quickly went back to their seats.

“Way to not back down from a dare Midoriya! On with the game!”

Pining Idiots Anonymous

[12:20]

IcyHot: kill me

IcyHot: it’ll be a mercy killing

Creati: god same

Creati: Kirishima I trusted you

Dwyane: its truth or dare

Dwyane: the gloves come off

Creati: Uraraka if you get picked, I need you to out Kirishima

Living Balloon: roger that

Dwyane: hey! That’s not fair!

Dwyane: no teaming up!

Creati: all is fair in love and war

Dwyane: ok then

Eijirou Kirishima started messaging Hanta Sero at 12:22

Eijirou Kirishima: bro when it’s your turn, I need you to pick Jirou

Hanta Sero: you and I both know she’ll pick dare

Hanta Sero: what do you have in mind?

Eijirou Kirishima: dare her to kiss the prettiest girl

Hanta Sero: lmao so you want her to kiss Yaoyorozu?

Hanta Sero: so who invoked your wrath and why?

Eijirou Kirishima: Yaoyorozu, possibly Uraraka

Eijirou Kirishima: “all is fair in love and war”

Hanta Sero: lmao bro

Hanta Sero: you’re the one who started the war

Eijirou Kirishima: how dare you use logic against me

Eijirou Kirishima: will you do it?

Hanta Sero: consider it done

Pining Idiots Anonymous

[12:30]

Creati: Todoroki

Creati: let’s make a deal

Creati: we kill each other

IcyHot: sounds fun

Living Balloon: Kirishima that was cold man

Living Balloon: I hope you’re ready for me to avenge Yaoyorozu

Dwyane: the moment you pick dare

Dwyane: you WILL be dared to ask out your crush :)

Living Balloon: how

Living Balloon: how would you even manage that?

Living Balloon: you couldn’t possibly have the entire class on your side

Dwyane: :)

Dwyane: you want to test that?

Living Balloon: ….

Living Balloon: im so sorry Yaoyorozu but i must retreat

Creati: it’s ok

Creati: we’ll get him next time

The clock chimed 1am, signalling that the party had to end, much to the disappointment of everyone.

“I do apologize, but sadly if we stay up any later Mr. Aizawa will come to shut us down. And I think we can all agree we do not want to be the cause of waking up our teacher at 1 in the morning,” Iida said, several others muttering in agreement. As everyone started walking to their bedrooms (except Midoriya was quite literally bouncing off the walls), Iida approached Shinsou.

“Normally I’d be the one to walk you back, but I’ve been put on Midoriya duty to make sure he doesn’t break anything. Ojiro and Hagakure have kindly offered to walk you back. You can leave your gifts here since you’ll be moving in tomorrow,” Iida said.

“Oh, thanks. Yeah I’ll leave them here,” Shinsou said. After that, the two bid each other goodnight and went their separate ways, Shinsou walking up to Ojiro and Hagakure, who were waiting for him at the door.

“And you were worried no one was going to like you,” Hagakure said with a laugh as the three of them started walking, Shinsou rolling his eyes at her.

“Ok, I’ll admit, everyone seemed to like me. But I still have a lot of catching up to do in terms of heroics,” Shinsou said with a frown, Ojiro patting him on the back.

“True. But we believe in you. Besides, you know you can come to anyone in the class if you need help. You’ll be just fine Shinsou,” Ojiro said, Shinsou humming in thought. It was then that his phone dinged with a notification.

“Ah, another thing you were right about Hagakure. Ashido just added me to her group chat,” Shinsou said as he read the messages.

“You’ll fit right in Shinsou”

#same trama

[1:05]

Mina added Hitoshi Shinsou

Shouto: oh hey now we have enough to actually form a club

Denki: yeah but i dont think mr Aizawa will let us form a club with the name #same trama

Mina: i’ve already thought of an actual club name

Mina: Support for Students with Difficult Home Lives

Mina: SSDL for short

Shouto: nice

Hitoshi Shinsou: hey

Mina: hello! Welcome to #same trama!

Mina: the official group chat for an upcoming club!

Hitoshi Shinsou: the SSDL right?

Mina: correct!

Mina: now with you as our fourth member, we can become a UA sanctioned club!

Hitoshi Shinsou: so what does it do? And why just the first names?

Shouto: I hate my last name

Denki: same here

Mina: to show my love and support for those two

Mina: as for what we do, it’s simple really

Mina: this is a safe space for UA students whose home lives aren’t the greatest

Mina: i came up with the idea with my therapist a few years ago after I finally got adopted out of the foster care system by my two dads

Mina: back when i was in the foster system, i didn’t have a support group of any kind, and I could have really used one

Mina: it would have better helped me identify abuse and given my resources I couldn’t have accessed on my own

Mina: i got lucky when i met my dads, but my time in the foster system have left more than a few scars

Mina: I want to be able to provide support to those who are going through similar situations

Hitoshi Shinsou: I

Hitoshi Shinsou: wow

Hitoshi Shinsou changed their name to Hitoshi

Denki: yeah Mina is awesome

Denki: Shouto and I aren’t in the foster care system but sometimes we wish we were :,)

Shouto: :,)

Hitoshi: yikes

Hitoshi: well as someone currently in the system

Hitoshi: yeah things aren’t great here

Mina: whoever is in charge of the foster system is gonna have to catch these hands

Hitoshi: i would pay to see that

Denki: same

Shouto: same

Mina: as much as I would love to continue to talk to you guys but

Mina: this bitch needs her beauty sleep

Mina: night!

Hitoshi: what is this sleep she speaks of?

Shouto: ah, I see you are a child of the night as well

Denki: :D

Hitoshi: are there more

Denki: 0300 main chat

Shouto: the others will be please

Hitoshi: lmao i love this class

Class 1-A

[03:00]

Ebony Darkness: ARISE

Discount Pikachu: High Counciler!

Discount Pikachu: another of out kind joins us!

Ebony Darkness: oh?

The Better Purple Boy: yo

Ebony Darkness: ah, i should have known

Ebony Darkness: you have the vapors

Discount Pikachu: High Counciler Todoroki and I wish for Shinsou to be on the Council

Ebony Darkness: what?

Deku: what

Tentacles: what?

The Better Purple Boy: cool. Council of what?

I’m Behind You: The Council of Insomniacs sweetie

The Better Purple Boy: oh even better

The Better Purple Boy: thanks for dming me the list of nicknames btw

I’m Behind You: np

IcyHot: yeah what Kaminari said, we want him on the council

I’m Behind You: I’d also like to vast my vote for him!

Deku: same here

Tentacles: i don’t see why not

Ebony Darkness: very well then

Ebony Darkness: Welcome to the Council of Insomniacs

Ebony Darkness: where brain cells go to die and the moon is worshipped

The Better Purple Boy: oh I love this already

Discount Pikachu: told you!

IcyHot: hold on

IcyHot changed The Better Purple Boy’s name to CATostrophic Insomniac

CATostrophic Insomniac: Todoroki is my new favorite

IcyHot: Kaminari came up with it but they didn’t want it misspelled 

CATostrophic Insomniac: nm Kaminari is my new favorite <3

Discount Pikachu: :D yes!

Deku: hey!

IcyHot: its ok Midoriya you’re my favorite

I’m Behind You: where does that leave me?!?!

CATostrophic Insomniac: you’re Ojiro’s favorite

I’m Behind You: fair enough

Ebony Darkness: what a mad banquet of darkness

Tentacles: couldn’t have said it better myself babe

Chapter Text

Izuku Midoriya messaged Hitoshi Shinsou at 04:00

Izuku Midoriya: Shinsou!

Izuku Midoriya: Shin

Izuku Midoriya: Shin

Izuku Midoriya: Shin

Hitoshi Shinsou: have you met god yet?

Izuku Midoriya: no :(

Izuku Midoriya: but i will after i down this second 5-hour!

Hitoshi Shinsou: a second one?

Hitoshi Shinsou: can’t that kill you?

Izuku Midoriya: bold of you to assume i fear death

Hitoshi Shinsou: understandable have a nice day

Hitoshi Shinsou: so we’re still doing Thotty Thursdays right?

Izuku Midoriya: oh you know it

Izuku Midoriya: see anyone in the class we could turn to the Thot Side? 👀 👀 👀

Hitoshi Shinsou: oh absolutely 

Hitoshi Shinsou: I think IcyHot could easily become IcyThot

Hitoshi Shinsou: I certainly know you would love that ;)

Izuku Midoriya: asdfghjkl stop

Izuku Midoriya: i might actually have a heart attack

Hitoshi Shinsou: from the image of Thot Todoroki or all the caffeine in your bloodstream?

Izuku Midoriya: asdfghjkl both

Izuku Midoriya: dumb crushes aside

Izuku Midoriya: do you really think we could turn him to the Thot Side?

Hitoshi Shinsou: oh absolutely

Hitoshi Shinsou: we just have to show him how much fun it is

Izuku Midoriya: cool cool

Izuku Midoriya: so while i try NOT to have a heart attack

Izuku Midoriya: anyone else?

Hitoshi Shinsou: Kaminari def has potential

Hitoshi Shinsou: which reminds me

Hitoshi Shinsou: fuck you

Izuku Midoriya: what did i do??????

Hitoshi Shinsou: you didn’t warn me about Kaminari and how fucking cute they are

Izuku Midoriya: oh ho? What’s this?

Izuku Midoriya: someone have a cruuuuuuuuuuuush?

Hitoshi Shinsou: no

Hitoshi Shinsou: they’re just ridiculously cute is all

Izuku Midoriya: but it could become a crush? ;)

Hitoshi Shinsou: …..yes

Izuku Midoriya: ;) ;) ;) ;)

Hitoshi Shinsou: stop that

Izuku Midoriya: ;)

Hitoshi Shinsou: anyway

Hitoshi Shinsou: literally everyone on the Bakusquad has thot potential

Hitoshi Shinsou: Ashido especially

Hitoshi Shinsou: i would love to be a part of a thotty squad with her tbh

Izuku Midoriya: god mood

Hitoshi Shinsou: but yeah she def could be a thot

Hitoshi Shinsou: chances are she’ll nose dive right in like you did

Izuku Midoriya: excellent

Hitoshi Shinsou: those are the people i see potential in so far

Izuku Midoriya: solid

Izuku Midoriya: so like

Izuku Midoriya: i know im not going to get any actual sleep tonight

Izuku Midoriya: what about you?

Hitoshi Shinsou: too excited to move in tbh

Izuku Midoriya: :D

Izuku Midoriya: i know the perfect way we can utilize our time

Hitoshi Shinsou: do tell

Izuku Midoriya: plan our next Thotty Thursday

Hitoshi Shinsou: perfect

Class 1-A

[08:00]

Deku: @Tailman @I’m Behind You RISE AND SHINE

Deku: ITS MOVE IN SHINSOU DAY

I’m Behind You: at 8 in the fuckin morning?

Deku: YEAH

CATostrophic Insomniac: just so you know

CATostrophic Insomniac: he’s had two more Monsters and a second 5-hour

Deku: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m Behind You: Midoriya if i see you before i get some coffee in me i WILL murder you

I’m Behind You: ugh 

I’m Behind You: you’re making coffee for me aren’t you?

Deku: you and Ojiro!!!!!!!

I’m Behind You: ……

I’m Behind You: fine but you’re on thin fukin ice

Deku: SHIN TIME

Tailman: i know you’re excited

Tailman: but at 8 in the morning? really?

Tailman: besides don’t we need Aizawa to move Shinsou in?

Deku: he’s been on standby since 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deku: both of you hurry downstairs and drink your coffee!!!!!!

Deku: WE HAVE A SHINSOU TO MOVE IN

Creati: oh dear

Creati: did I just hear something break?

Deku: ……………...no

Creati: Midoriya

Deku: I may or may not have accidently knocked over a few mugs

Deku: none of the ones with coffee in them tho!

Deku: and i’m already cleaning up the mess

Creati: good

Creati: I can replace the mugs later

Creati: continue wrecking havoc Midoriya

Deku: :D

CATostrophic Insomniac: lmao

CATostrophic Insomniac: im pretty sure as vp you’re supposed to stop him

Creati: oh it’ll be fine

Creati: I can just replace anything he breaks

CATostrophic Insomniac: what if he ends up breaking a wall?

Creati: I can pay for that to be fixed

CATostrophic Insomniac: how much money do you have?????

Creati: enough

Deku: SHINSOU GET ALL YOUR SHIT WE ON OUR WAY

Tailman: aaaaand like that he’s gone

Tailman: Tooru opened the door and all i saw was a flash of green and he was gone

I’m Behind You: he better not expect us to try and keep up with him

Creati: haha well

Creati: I’ll probably be downstairs by the time the four of you get back

Creati: I’ll be happy to lend a hand if you need me

Pining Idiots Anonymous

[8:50]

Dwyane has added Discount Pikachu

Dwyane: guess who got like no sleep last night lol

Discount Pikachu: sorry!!!

Dwyane: you’re fine Denika its just a joke

Creati: Denika?

Dwyane: oh yeah most of the class doesn’t know yet!

Discount Pikachu: i go by Denika on she/her days

Living Balloon: ONE OF US

IcyHot: ah

IcyHot: another useless queer joins the party i see

Discount Pikachu: haha you know it

Living Balloon: sooooooooo

Living Balloon: who is it?

Living Balloon: because I'm just a disaster for Tsu

Discount Pikachu: im a fool who falls in love two quickly

Discount Pikachu: Shinsou

Creati: oh how sweet!

Creati: I myself am after someone with an affinity for purple

Discount Pikachu: Jirou?

Creati: Jirou

IcyHot: Midoriya

Discount Pikachu: how are you even still functioning after last night?

IcyHot: what makes you think I’m functioning?

Discount Pikachu: understandable have a nice day

Dwyane: you already know :,)

Discount Pikachu: :,)

Living Balloon: so like

Living Balloon: does everyone on the Bakusquad know about Kirishima’s crush?

Discount Pikachu: everyone but the man himself

Dwyane: :,)

Discount Pikachu: it really is tragic

Creati: oh I don’t doubt that

Creati: btw I’m making coffee if anyone wants any

Discount Pikachu: oh ill be right down!

Discount Pikachu: i just want to change into some real clothes first

Living Balloon: I’ll head down as well

IcyHot: I don't know if I have the energy to leave my room yet :/

Creati: that’s quite alright

Creati: I’ll send some food up to you later

Class 1-A

[09:25]

Sugar Daddy: ok so I know Kaminari is a girl today

Sugar Daddy: but why is she wearing the school uniform skirt

Discount Pikachu: oh uh

Discount Pikachu: it’s the only one I own?

I’m Behind You: WHAT

Alien Queen: UNACCEPTABLE

Crazy Frog: what about dresses or makeup? Kenro

Discount Pikachu: yeah I

Discount Pikachu: don’t own a lot of feminine things?

Discount Pikachu: tho I would really like to

Creati: unacceptable

Creati: we’re going shopping

Living Balloon: GIRLS DAY OUT

Alien Queen: GIRLS DAY OUT

Butch Queen: heck yeah! Girls day out!

I’m Behind You: Kaminari we’re going to make you look so pretty

Discount Pikachu: oh wow

Discount Pikachu: thanks so much it means a lot

Creati: of course!

Creati: when would be a good time for everyone?

Alien Queen: ugh im still in bed

Alien Queen: and in dire need of coffee

Butch Queen: same

Creati: does 10 work for everyone?

Crazy Frog: works for me

Living Balloon: same here

Butch Queen: yeah that’ll work

Alien Queen: oh this’ll be exciting!

I’m Behind You: I’ll need more coffee but 10 works for me!

Creati: excellent! I’ll just go ask Mr. Aizawa then!

Butch Queen: wait he’s in the dorms?

I’m Behind You: yeah he’s moving in Shinsou

IcyHot: I thought that wasn’t going to happen until later in the day

I’m Behind You: yeah well

I’m Behind You: SOMEONE couldn’t wait and woke me up at 8

Deku: :3

I’m Behind You: i cant wait for you to crash

Deku: bold of you to assume i haven’t consumed more caffeine

Tailman: cool so Shinsou is completely moved in now

Tailman: i’m going back to bed

I’m Behind You: have fun bby

Discount Pikachu: arent you goign to go bakc to bed?

I’m Behind You: and miss out on Girls Day out?

I’m Behind You: i think the fuck not

Deku: what’s this about a girls day out?

Alien Queen: our girl Denika doesn’t own a lot of femine things

Alien Queen: so all us girls are going on a shopping spree!

Deku: Oh that sounds like fun!

Deku: there’s a new shop in the local mall you guys should check out!

Deku: it’s called Dolls Kill

Butch Queen: oh shit they opened up a store at the mall?

Butch Queen: fucking finally I love that store!

Creati: I take it you’ve been?

Butch Queen: kind of yeah

Butch Queen: i found them online a few years ago

Butch Queen: i’ve also been to their shop in Tokyo once

Butch Queen: they’ll have something for everyone

CATostrophic Insomniac: oh hella

CATostrophic Insomniac: Dolls Kill is the shit

Creati: excellent!

Creati: oh @Discount Pikachu if you want to borrow some clothes I’d be more than happy to lend you some!

Butch Queen: same here

Butch Queen: I have some shirts I know you’ll like

Butch Queen: that and we should be around the same size

Alien Queen: DIBS ON MAKEUP

Discount Pikachu: stop i might actually cry

Alien Queen: waterproof makeup it is!

Crazy Frog: kero all of my makeup is waterproof so you can use mine if you need

Alien Queen: awesome!

Alien Queen: anyone who has something for Denika come to my room please!

Crazy Frog: I’m on my way

Living Balloon: I have some clip on earrings i think Kaminari would like!

Creati: I think it’s safe to say we’re all just going to meet in your room Ashido

Alien Queen: that’s ok! I dont mind!

Dwyane: so what should us bros do while the girls are out having fun?

CATostrophic Insomniac: uh well

CATostrophic Insomniac: there’s an arcade nearby?

Dwyane: perfect!

Dwyane: thanks bro!

Sugar Daddy: the arcade sounds fun

Dwyane: tho I don’t think any of our other bros will be getting up anytime soon

CATostrophic Insomniac: yeah probably not

Disney Princess: hey! I hope you don’t mind but @Discount Tamaki and I already made plans for today!

Disney Princess: we were planning on seeing Frozen 2 together

Dwyane: that’s totally cool Koda!

Dwyane: if you’d like you and Aoyama can meet up with us later!

Dwyane: if you want to hang with the girls thats cool too!

Disney Princess: we’ll definitely keep the offer in mind! Thanks Kirishima!

Disney Princess: :D

Dwyane: :D

CATostrophic Insomniac: im getting really strong big brother vibes from you Kirishima

Dwyane: thanks I try

#same trauma

[09:50]

Hitoshi: regret

Denki: regret what?

Denki: oh hold on

Denki changed their name to Denika

Denika: ok continue

Hitoshi: i suggested the guys go to the arcade but

Hitoshi: I literally have no money

Hitoshi: i mean i have enough to take the bus there and back

Hitoshi: but that’s about it

Denika: same hat

Denika: my parents refuse to give me an allowance

Denika: but because she’s an actual goddess 

Denika: Yaoyorozu has insisted on paying for literally EVERYTHING

Denika: she’s even insisted that she’s going to pay for everyone’s lunch

Hitoshi: wow we stan an actual queen

Hitoshi: does she know?

Denika: eh she knows enough

Denika: like

Denika: she knows I’m real short on cash and that my family doesn’t know about me being genderfluid

Denika: and that I’d like to keep it that way

Hitoshi: that reminds me

Hitoshi: aren’t you getting your makeup done or something?

Denika: lol they finished a while ago

Denika: right now they’re braiding Tsu’s hair and arguing over what shoes would go with my outfit best

Denika: Mina is also doing everyone’s makeup because she’s really good at it

Shouto: i just got back on my phone

Shouto: I can cover for you Hitoshi

Hitoshi: are you sure?

Shouto: my father made the mistake of leaving his wallet left unattended one time

Shouto: and he has so many credit cards he won’t notice if I make a purchase here and there

Denika: lol it’s true

Denika: he once treated Mina and I by taking us to a really nice resturant

Hitoshi: aren’t you afraid of getting caught?

Shouto: no not really

Shouto: all three of my older siblings have been doing the same thing for years

Shouto: and they’ve made some pretty out-there purchases

Denika: lmoa yeah wasn’t it your brother Natsuo who bought like

Denika: 100 crabs?

Hitoshi: what

Shouto: it was for a school project

Shouto: he named every single one of them too

Shouto: and according to Fuyumi, Toya once bought an entire farm

Shouto: he sold it a few months later after Fuyumi found out of course but still

Hitoshi: wild

Hitoshi: who are those two?

Shouto: Toya was my eldest brother

Shouto: and Fuyumi is my oldest sister

Hitoshi: was?

Hitoshi: you don’t have to answer that btw

Shouto: no it’s fine

Shouto: Toya disappeared years ago

Shouto: he was legally pronounced dead not much longer after that but

Shouto: Fuyumi and Natsuo seem pretty sure that he’s still alive

Shouto: they won’t tell me why but I trust them

Hitoshi: jesus christ dude

Denika: haha yeah Todoroki family drama is like

Denika: its soemthing else

Shouto: i suppose

Shouto: though my situation doesn’t take away the horror of yours Denika, or anyone elses

Denika: :,)

Shouto: :,)

Hitoshi: :,)

Class 1-A

[10:00]

Alien Queen: alright us girls are heading out!

Dwyane: have fun!

Dwyane: be safe!

Alien Queen: you got it my fav rock!

Dwyane: :D

Sonic: Enjoy your day out!

Sonic: So, what was this about an arcade?

Deku: the girls are having a girl day

Deku: so us dudes should hang out!

Deku: plus honorable thems

Ebony Darkness: the acknowledgment it appreciated

Dwyane: yeah what Midoriya said

Sonic: I don’t see why not

Sonic: Though someone will have to be put on Midoriya duty since Yaoyorozu’s dare is still in effect

IcyHot: I can be on Midoriya duty

CATostrophic Insomniac: so how badly can i mess with Todoroki through Midoriya

IcyHot: bet

Sonic: Just

Sonic: Don’t get us kicked out of the arcade 

Deku: I’ll try my best Iida

Sonic: Sounds fake but ok.

Deku: D:

King Explosion Murder: haha suck it nerd

Dwyane: Katsuki!

Dwyane: you’re coming right bro?

King Explosion Murder: fuck no

Dwyane: D:

King Explosion Murder: ugh fine

CATostrophic Insomniac: whipped

King Explosion Murder: I WILL END YOUR BLOODLINE

CATostrophic Insomniac: he says to the orphan

Dwyane: O_O

Tape Spiderman: O_O

Sugar Daddy: O_O

Ebony Darkness: O_O

Tentacles: O_O

Sonic: This is a trainwreck

CATostrophic Insomniac: lmao

CATostrophic Insomniac: just like my life

Deku: mood

IcyHot: mood

Tailman: I fall asleep for like an hour and i come back to this mess

Tailman: an arcade sounds fun tho

Deku: :D

Sonic: The arcade does indeed sounds quite enjoyable.

Sonic: And I do believe everyone who would come is currently in the group chat.

Tentacles: you would be correct

Sonic: Excellent! What time would everyone like to leave then?

Deku: anytime is good with me!

Sugar Daddy: same with me

Tailman: give me a few more minutes to wake up again

IcyHot: I’m good to leave whenever

IcyHot: and i can cover for anyone who might be short on cash atm

Tailman: could you? My allowance hasn’t come through yet :,)

IcyHot: of course

Deku: do you think you could cover me too?

Deku: i have money but i kinda want to save as much as I can for my Mom’s birthday

IcyHot: absolutely. 

CATostrophic Insomniac: i’m all moved in so im also good to leave whenever

Dwyane: I still need to eat and get dressed, so probably 11?

Tape Spiderman: same here

King Explosion Murder: I don’t care

Ebony Darkness: 11 I think would be an apt hour to leave

Tentacles: same here

Sonic: Very well, we shall leave at 11.

Pining Idiots Anonymous

[11:00]

Dwyane: guys

Dwyane: help

Dwyane: Katsuki is literally too hot

IcyHot: felt that

IcyHot: I can’t look at Midoriya without thinking about last night

Creati: oh you poor dears

Creati: if it makes you feel any better, Uraraka and I aren’t faring any better

Living Balloon: Tsu

Living Balloon: she’s so cute

Living Balloon: i cry

Creati: Jirou has had me help her try on clothes

Creati: you can imagine the hell I’m in

IcyHot: rip

Dwyane: rip

Discount Pikachu: rip

Discount Pikachu: ngl kinda glad i’m not with Shinsou

Discount Pikachu: id probably end up making a fool of myself

Dwyane: aw don’t say that Denika!

Dwyane: you just have to be yourself!

Discount Pikachu: so make a fool of myself?

Dwyane: no!

IcyHot: idk if this helps

IcyHot: but I feel you’re pain Kaminari

IcyHot: as I always make a fool of myself when it comes to Midoriya

IcyHot: Uraraka can back me up on this

Living Balloon: you’re not that bad….

IcyHot: :/

Discount Pikachu: haha thanks Todoroki

Discount Pikachu: that does actually help

IcyHot: speaking of

IcyHot: time to fight Midoriya

Creati: ?

Dwyane: all us dudes + honorable them Tokoyami are going to the arcade rn

Dwyane: Todoroki agreed to cover for a few who are a little short on cash rn

Dwyane: he’s currently trying to argue with Midoriya on whether or not that includes the bus fare

Dwyane: obviously Todoroki wants to pay for the bus fare as well

Dwyane: it’s super manly of him

Living Balloon: aww!

Living Balloon: that’s so nice of him!

Living Balloon: Yaoyorozu is doing the same

Living Balloon: she’s paying for a lot of stuff that some of us other girls can’t really afford

Living Balloon: and she’s even buying all of us lunch

Discount Pikachu: we stan actual gods Todoroki and Yaoyorozu

Dwyane: haha tru

Unnamed

[11:10]

Denika has added Shouto and Eijirou

Denika: help my anxiety keeps flaring up

Eijirou: rip, also

Eijirou: ????

Shouto: ^^^

Denika: ok so

Denika: Eijirou you’re here because you know everything

Denika: Shouto you’re here because same-ish home situation

Denika: and uh, now that I think about it I should have asked you first

Shouto: no no it’s ok

Shouto: if you trust Kirishima then I will as well

Shouto: tho I have to ask why this isn’t in #same trauma?

Eijirou: ah see I actually know this answer

Eijirou: so you already know that I know everyone who’s in #same trauma

Eijirou: and the reason why Denika’s anxiety is flaring up is because of its most recent member

Shouto: ah ok, i see now

Eijirou: Denika you mind if I tell him?

Denika: go right on ahead

Eijirou: right so last night Denika had a panic attack because of her developing crush

Eijirou: and she came to me 

Eijirou: because her family is kinda really transphobic and homophobic and so

Eijirou: on top of the usual anxiety one gets with a crush

Eijirou: Denika also has the anxiety of if she starts dating Shinsou, her parents will find out about it

Shouto: ah

Shouto: same hat

Denika: :,)

Denika: how do you deal Shouto?

Denika: everytime I think about it i can feel my anxiety kick in

Shouto: i have the advantage that the rest of my family would help me hide any relationship i have

Shouto: as we don’t want a repeat of Toya

Shouto: Kirishima since you don’t know

Shouto: Toya was my eldest brother who ran away from home

Shouto: part of the reason why was becuase my father found out he was gay

Eijirou: :(

Shouto: also Denika

Shouto: if it helps

Shouto: don’t forget Shinsou knows about your parents

Shouto: so he knows why the two of you would need to be discreet

Shouto: and I think Kirishima will agree with me that our entire class would happily lie to anyone to keep your relationship a secret no questions asked

Eijirou: he’s right i do agree

Denika: wow ok

Denika: thanks you two i really appreciate it

Denika: i feel a lot better know

Eijirou: :D

Eijirou: now go enjoy your day!

Eijirou: get all the fem things you’ve always wanted

Shouto: and don’t forget you’re surrounded by aspiring heros

Shouto: they’ll keep you safe

Denika: :)

Class 1-A

[15:12]

Ebony Darkness: I knew Mezo was good at air hockey

Ebony Darkness: but Bakugou was a surprise

Dwyane: it’s because he has lightning fast reflexes

Tape Spiderman: oh shit did Shoji Katsuki go up against each other in air hockey?

Ebony Darkness: no but they’re about to

Tape Spiderman: SHIT HOLD OFF I WANNA SEE THIS

Alien Queen: aw man!

Alien Queen: i’d love to see that showdown too :/

Dwyane: lmao don’t worry Mina

Dwyane: Hanta is going to video the whole thing

Alien Queen: EXCELLENT

Butch Queen: lmao be sure to share that video with the rest of the class

IcyHot: @CATostrophic Insomniac where are you?

IcyHot: i just wanna talk

CATostrophic Insomniac: >:3

Tailman: wait what did Shinsou do?

IcyHot: he gave Midoriya pop rocks

IcyHot: and another Monster

Deku: i thin idicndb skanden colors

Crazy Frog: were those even words?

Living Balloon: what about colors?

Deku: i thin i fnebr se yxoltwb

CATostrophic Insomniac: i would just like to say

CATostrophic Insomniac: i regret nothing

Deku: brbr im gina  fovkuneovoff and buoldinf

Sonic: You’re going to do what now?

IcyHot: nothing

IcyHot: i’ve frozen him to the floor and taken away his phone

IcyHot: he had amazon open

Sugar Daddy: I thought Midoriya was short on cash???

IcyHot: my credit card is attached to his amazon account

IcyHot: he’s usually pretty good about making reasonable purchases

IcyHot: usually

Tape Spiderman: andtheycalledhimjohncenna.vid

Alien Queen: OMG

Butch Queen: this is fantastic

Crazy Frog: is that ...Midoriya handcuffed to Todoroki in the background?

CATostrophic Insomniac: haha yeah

I’m Behind You: care to explain why?

CATostrophic Insomniac: well he couldn’t keep him frozen to the floor

CATostrophic Insomniac: that’d be bad for the floor

Creati: where did you acquire handcuffs?

Sonic: I had them for just this reason

Sonic: And before you accuse me for interfering, I simply had them on me, and Todoroki asked me for them.

Creati: :/

Creati: I’ll allow it

Creati: I take it you’re having fun at the arcade?

Sonic: Yes! It is quite enjoyable and everyone seems to be having a good time in one form or another.

Sonic: How’s your shopping?

Creati: oh its going wonderfully!

Creati: Kaminari now has a bunch of femine items at her disposal

Creati: and we’ve all gotten something we wanted

Sonic: hmm, I know it’s still early in the day, but what if we met up for dinner?

Creati: an excellent idea!

Creati: there’s a quaint little restaurant that shouldn’t be too far from either of us

Creati: I can send you the location

Sonic: Ah yes! I’ve been there!

Sonic: It’s closer to us so let me know when you girls are ready to go and I’ll wrangle up the boys

Disney Princess: could you send the location to Aoyama and I? We’ll join you

Creati: of course!

Disney Princess: thank you! (/◕ヮ◕)/✧

Pining Idiots Anonymous

[17:10]

Creati: this is a check in

Creati: how is everyone doing?

Living Balloon: surviving

Dwyane: currently hiding in the bathroom because I needed a break

Discount Pikachu: nervous for dinner

Discount Pikachu: obvously I have to wear my new clothes and jewlry

Discount Pikachu: but what os the best outfit to waear for Shinsou?

IcyHot: I am quite literally handcuffed to Midoriya

IcyHot: what do you think?

Creati: and I’m still dealing with Jirou seemingly having no shame when it comes to changing in front of me

Living Balloon: Kirishima you good bro?

Dwyane: I will be once i catch my breath because Katsuki takes it away every time he smiles

IcyHot: I didn’t know that was a thing he could do :p

Dwyane: to be fair, it’s def not something he does often

Dwyane: but when he does I fall a little bit more 

Dwyane: how about you Todoroki?

Dwyane: you are quite literally handcuffed to Midoriya

Dwyane: I bet thats fun for you :/

IcyHot: I want to die

IcyHot: how he manages to be so completely adorable and sexy at the same time is beyond me

Living Balloon: felt that

Living Balloon: also Kaminari if you need help picking out an outfit hmu

Discount Pikachu: thank

It was several hours later that all of class 1-A regrouped at the local restaurant and managed to get seating for all of them. It should be noted that Midoriya was still very much handcuffed to Todoroki. 

“Oh my gosh! This restaurant is so cute! And it’s right down the road from a Cat Cafe? How awesome is that?!?” Hagakure exclaimed excitedly as she and the rest of the class sat down.

“Very,” Shinsou said with his usual deadpan tone, though he seemed rather distracted by one very pretty Kaminari, who was wearing a yellow crop-top sweatshirt with a black skirt and tiny black heeled boots. The fact that she was also wearing knee-high pikachu socks did not deter from the overall outfit, in fact Shinsou thought they were perfect. He was very distracted.

“Well I’m glad everyone seemed to have a good day,” Iida said, smiling at his peers.

“Heck yeah we did! Next weekend we’ll have to go out as a class!” Ashido said, pumping her fist into the air.

“Now I wouldn’t get ahead of yourself,” Iida replied. As the class ordered their food and talked amongst themselves, Bakugou noticed that Kirishima was unusually quiet.

“Hey, Eijiro, what’s up with you. You’re usually one of the loudest ones,” Bakugou asked, Kirishima chuckling softly.

“Oh it’s nothing really, just thinking that’s all.”

“Don’t hurt yourself.”

“Hey!” As Bakugou and Kirishima started to bicker like an old married couple, Shinsou leaned over to Kaminari.

“So are they always like that?” he whispered, Sero and Ashido hearing as well, both of them nodding as Kaminari giggled.

“Yep, pretty much. The sad part is neither of them realize that they have giant crushes on each other. Whenever the other isn’t around, they like to complain to us about it,” Kaminari told Shinsou, who nodded in understanding.

“So they’re idiots,” Shinsou said.

“Hey, this is the Bakusquad. You have to be an idiot to be in it,” Ashido said, both Sero and Kaminari laughing with her. Meanwhile, at the other end of the table, Midoriya was started to crash. 

“Midoriya, I can take you home if you’re really this tired,” Todoroki said after he stopped Midoriya from slamming his head against the table for the fourth time from nearly falling asleep.

“No. Wanna stay. I’ll be able to stay awake with food,” Midoriya muttered, trying his best (and failing) to keep his eyes open.

“All right, if you insist. Why don’t we play a game to help you stay awake in the meantime?” Todoroki suggested, Midoriya slowly nodding his head.

“It goes like this; you ask me a question, and then I ask you a question. The person who answers the most questions by the time food gets here wins,” Todoroki explained, Midoriya once again nodding his head, already seeming more awake.

“I’ll go first, we’ll start off easy. What’s your favorite food?” 

“Katsudon. How’s your Mom?”

“She’s doing much better, I’m planning on visiting her tomorrow. Where you always such a hoe?” At this question Midoriya burst into giggles, eventually calming down enough to answer.

“A bit yeah. It’s fun. Why, you interested in joining me on the Thot Side?” Midoriya teased, though his mind was racing. Maybe he hadn’t blown his chance with Todoroki after all.

“Maybe, from what Fuyumi and Natsuo have told me, Toya was one. And they keep telling me I’m a lot like him,” Todoroki said, a small smile on his face.

“My turn to ask a question; do you really have noted on everyone in the class?” Todoroki asked, Midoriya blushing a little as he rubbed the back of his head.

“Haha yeah ...It's just that everyone is just so cool and interesting! I also have notes on class 1-B and our teachers. Ok uh… do you have a crush on anyone?” Midoriya asked. Before Todoroki could answer, two servers walked up to the table and started handing out food. The rest of the night went by fairly quickly and without incident (much to Iida’s relief). The class soon returned to the dorms and most everyone retired to bed.

Katsuki Bakugou messaged Izuku Midoriya at 19:13

Katsuki Bakugou: hey nerd

Katsuki Bakugou: you realized we’re both fucked right?

Izuku Midoriya: yeah :/

Izuku Midoriya: I just (ノಠ益ಠ)

Izuku Midoriya: why can’t they make things obvious???

Izuku Midoriya: does Todoroki like me? Does he not like me?

Izuku Midoriya: I’m getting so many mixed signals here

Izuku Midoriya: and I know you’re also having a hard time with Kirishima 

Katsuki Bakugou: oh my god its bad

Katsuki Bakugou: I try flirting with him and he flirts back but like?????

Katsuki Bakugou: is he fake flirting with me or does he actually mean it?

Izuku Midoriya: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Katsuki Bakugou: it’s getting to the point where I might actually straight up fucking ask him

Katsuki Bakugou: because I can’t tell if he’s flirting or just being overly friendly

Izuku Midoriya: it is pretty hard to tell with Kirishima :/

Katsuki Bakugou: it’s fucking impossible to tell!

Katsuki Bakugou: that’s the problem!

Katsuki Bakugou: anyways

Katsuki Bakugou: you’re welcome for last night btw

Izuku Midoriya: if you’re expecting a thank you don’t bother

Izuku Midoriya: I’ve been trying not to think about last night all day

Katsuki Bakugou: and failing miserably?

Izuku Midoriya: (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) yes

Izuku Midoriya: god why do we suck at this?

Katsuki Bakugou: because God gave us crushes on himbos who are hard to read

Izuku Midoriya: isn’t that the truth

Katsuki Bakugou: whatever, night nerd

Izuku Midoriya: night Kacchan

Class 1-A

[03:00]

Ebony Darkness: Arise Children on the Night

Ebony Darkness: it’s sinning time

IcyHot: I’m afraid Council Member Midoriya will not be joining us

I’m Behind You: lmao did he finally crash?

IcyHot: yeah

IcyHot: and he’s not about to wake up anytime soon

CATostrophic Insomniac: who knows maybe for once he’ll get a decent nights sleep

IcyHot: hopefully

Tentacles: I wonder what he’ll be like tomorrow

Tentacles: he was a complete force of chaos today

IcyHot: Midoriya is always a force of chaos

IcyHot: its just the Iida stops most of it

I’m Behind You: so what I’m hearing is that Iida needs more appreciation from protecting us from the Chaos Force

IcyHot: yes

CATostrophic Insomniac: but Chaos Force Midoriya is a fun Midoriya

IcyHot: until you’re on the receiving end

CATostrophic Insomniac: …..fair point

Discount Pikachu: so like

Discount Pikachu: what if

I’m Behind You: 👀

Discount Pikachu: your legs forgot they were legs?

I’m Behind You: what does that even MEAN?

Ebony Darkness: ಠ_ಠ

CATostrophic Insomniac: no no

CATostrophic Insomniac: let her continue

Discount Pikachu: well I mean

Discount Pikachu: what of there was a quirl out there that made youre legs forget that they wer legs?

Discount Pikachu: and they just

Discount Pikachu: stopped wprking?

IcyHot: then they would stop working

Discount Pikachu: ok but would they just be rooted to the spot and stiff

Discount Pikachu: or would they turn into jelly and you;d collapse

Tentacles: I guess it depends on the quirk then

Ebony Darkness: how does one even come up with a question like that?

Discount Pikachu: by being me  (◉ω◉)

Ebony Darkness: I feel vaguely threatened

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Bakusquad

[09:00]

Alien Queen: ok so like

Alien Queen: I was out for my usual morning jog right?

Tape Spiderman: go ooooon

Dad: you have my interest

Alien Queen: and like

Alien Queen: you guys know that girl from class 1-b that kicked our fav pikachu's ass?

Alien Queen: Ibara Shiozaki?

Discount Pikachu: how could i forget

Alien Queen: yeah

Alien Queen: she was also jogging

Alien Queen: and she looked smoking hot in her outfit

Alien Queen: like damn

Alien Queen: but like, i’m not like some people

Alien Queen: I can talk to hot people

Discount Pikachu: wow fuck you to

Alien Queen: so I pick up my pace to catch up to her to say hello, right?

Alien Queen: was just gonna say hi and good morning and then let her be right?

Alien Queen: because most people don’t like to have small talk while jogging

Alien Queen: but as my luck would have it

Alien Queen: she’s like me! She likes to have company while on her morning jog!

Alien Queen: apparently Tetsutetsu and Kendo usually accompany her

Dad: my bro!

Alien Queen: yeah! You’re bro!

Alien Queen: anyway, apparently Kendo got sick so Tetsutetsu is taking care of her

Dad: what a good bro

Tape Spiderman: we should send a get well card to Kendo

Mom: why the fuck would we do that?

Tape Spiderman: she helps keep Monoma in check and leave us alone

Mom: ….fine

Alien Queen: ANYWAY

Alien Queen: so Shiozaki and i were talking

Alien Queen: and it turns out we have a lot in common?

Dad: really? That’s awesome!

Alien Queen: yeah!

Alien Queen: either way, we both had such a fun time we agreed to meet up later today!

Alien Queen: Shiozaki is gonna take me to this greenhouse cafe that sounds super chill

Tape Spiderman: get some pussy!

Alien Queen: oh hush

Alien Queen: now if you don’t mind

Alien Queen: i have to go change to cafe attire

Dad: have fun!

Mom: don’t get into too much trouble

Discount Pikachu: bring back sweets!

Alien Queen: you got it fam!

Class 1-A

[10:15]

Sugar Daddy: I’m making brunch

Sugar Daddy: what do you heathens want?

Alien Queen: oh Sato you’re the best!

Alien Queen: i’m going to have to pass tho :(

I’m Behind You: is it the end of the world?

I’m Behind You: is that what this is?

Sugar Daddy: you’re good Ashido

Alien Queen: thank

I’m Behind You: since when do you pass up Sato’s cooking?

Alien Queen: since being invited to a greenhouse cafe

Alien Queen: which I’m going to be late to if I don’t leave like

Alien Queen: now

Sonic: Have a good time!

Alien Queen: thanks! I’ll see ya all later!

Disney Princess: bye!

Disney Princess: So what was this about brunch? ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Pining Idiots Anonymous

[10:30]

Creati: this is a check in on @IcyHot

Dwyane: how you doing bro?

IcyHot: i’ve accepted my fate

Living Balloon: but alive

IcyHot: I don’t think I’ve ever truly been alive

Discount Pikachu: oof mood

Creati: It’s been a rough few days for you :(

IcyHot: god yeah

Discount Pikachu: its ok man were here for you

IcyHot: thanks

IcyHot: I actually really appreciated it

Creati: I think today would actually be a good day for us to get together and have some downtime

Creati: without having to worry about any of our crushes

Living Balloon: that sounds really nice!

Discount Pikachu: we can all hang in my room!

Discount Pikachu: there’s plenty of room for all of us and I have some fun card games

Dwyane: yeah!

Living Balloon: i’ll be sure to bring some snacks up from the kitchen!

Dwyane: I’ll help!

IcyHot: :)

Dekucrew

[12:45]

Deku: ugh

Deku: why did you let me do this to myself Iida?

Sonic: You can blame Momo for that.

Creati: Whoops

Deku: never again..

CATostrophic Insomniac: see

CATostrophic Insomniac: you say that now

CATostrophic Insomniac: but we all know you’ll try again in

CATostrophic Insomniac: at best 5 days

Living Balloon: I give it 3 days

Deku: oof

Deku: can’t believe I’m being called out like this

Butch Queen: you brought this upon yourself

Deku: …..you’re right but you shouldn’t say it

Sonic: Did you just wake up?

Deku: kind of?

Deku: I think i’ve been in and out of sleep for the past few hours

Deku: but now I’m def awake

Sonic: I recommend you get some food and water.

Butch Queen: Sato made brunch and there are still leftovers

Deku: oh sweet

Izuku Midoriya started messaging Shouto Todoroki at [12:50]

Izuku Midoriya: hey

Izuku Midoriya: I’m sorry about yesterday

Shouto Todoroki: Sorry about what?

Izuku Midoriya: I was kinda a burden on you…

Izuku Midoriya: I got over excited and I gave you a hard time

Shouto Todoroki: you weren’t a burden

Shouto Todoroki: I promise

Shouto Todoroki: I actually had a lot of fun yesterday

Izuku Midoriya: really?

Shouto Todoroki: yeah

Shouto Todoroki: I spent most of the night laughing, remember?

Izuku Midoriya: yeah..

Izuku Midoriya: I had a lot of fun too

Izuku Midoriya: thanks for making sure I didn’t do anything too reckless XD

Shouto Todoroki: :)

Shouto Todoroki: it was my pleasure

Shouto Todoroki: be sure to drink lots of water tho

Shouto Todoroki: I’m pretty sure that drinking that much monster is really unhealthy for you

Izuku Midoriya: haha yeah..

Izuku Midoriya: I’ll talk to you later Todoroki!

Shouto Todoroki: yeah, take care Midoriya

Class 1-A

[13:15]

Tailman: Toru Hagakure come back here and finish your homework

I’m Behind You: never!

I’m Behind You: you can’t make me!

Tailman: fine then

Tailman: no kisses until you finish your homework

I’m Behind You: fuck you

I’m Behind You: i’m strong enough to last without your kisses

Discount Tamaki: sounds fake but ok 

I’m Behind You: how dare

Butch Queen: I need a fellow gamer

Tape Spiderman: you called?

Butch Queen: I’m trying to beat this Boss in Battle Kid and I just can’t

Butch Queen: I am literally this close to throwing my controller across my room

Tape Spiderman: say no more

Tape Spiderman: just give me a minute to grab my lucky controller

Butch Queen: thanks

Butch Queen: I owe you my life

Crazy Frog: @Disney Princess @Ebony Darkness @Tentacles

Crazy Frog: you guys ready to go? Kero

Tentacles: yeah, Fumikage and I are ready

Disney Princess: (/◕ヮ◕)/✿ I’m ready to go too!

Crazy Frog: Thanks again for agreeing to help me plant these flowers you guys

Tentacles: don’t mention it

Disney Princess: (^_^) yeah! We’re more than happy to help!

Crazy Frog: :)

[14:05]

Tape Spiderman: @King Explosion Murder come help

Tape Spiderman: Jiro and I can’t beat this boss

King Explosion Murder: why the fuck should I help?

Butch Queen: I’ll buy you the spiciest pepper I can find

King Explosion Murder: .....give me one minute

Tape Spiderman: yes!!!

Tape Spiderman: our savior comes!

King Explosion Murder: shut up tape arms

King Explosion Murder: where are you fucks at?

Butch Queen: my room

Butch Queen: the doors unlocked

King Explosion Murder: k

When Ashido got back to the dorms after saying goodbye to Shiozaki, the main lounge was surprisingly empty. At one of the couches, Shinsou and Midoriya were huddled over a bunch of colorful papers, whispering to each other, and Tsuyu, Shoji, and Tokoyami were all in the kitchen eating snacks, seemingly covered in dirt. Ashido walked over to peer over Shinsou and Midoriya’s shoulders.

“Whatcha guys working on?” she asked, making both boys jump.

“Ashido! When did you get back?” Midoriya asked as Ashido walked around the couch to sit next to them.

“Just now. You still haven’t answered my question.”

“Oh, we’re planning our next few Thotty Thursedays,” Shinsou replied, Ashido giggling at that.

“Thotty Thursdays? Nice name, so what do you do?” Ashido asked as Midoriya and Shinsou held up their extremely colorful planner.

“Depends really! Sometimes we just stay in and watch movies that have Legendary Thots in them, but sometimes we go out! The only rule is that you have to dress like a thot!” Midoriya explained.

“This week we were planning on going to a Drag Show, it’s opening night for the show on Thursday so it won’t be overcrowded. You’re more than welcome to join us,” Shinsou said, Ashido squealing in delight.

“Are you inviting me to Thotty Thursday?” she asked with delight.

“Hell yeah! I can even create a group chat for us, help teach you the thotty ways,” Midoriya said, Ashido laughing.

“Well I’m sold. I’ll be right back down, I just want to drop my purse off in my room. Anything I should bring back down with me?” Ashido said as she stood back up.

“Something to take notes with,” Midoriya replied, Ashido giving them a thumbs up as she walked away.

“Fuck yeah we got Ashido.”

“Phase 1 of creating the perfect thot squad is complete.”

Izuku Midoriya added Mina Ashido, and Hitoshi Shinsou

Izuku Midoriya renamed the chat Thot Squad

Izuku Midoriya changed their name to Green Thot

Green Thot: finally

Green Thot: a thot squad can officially begin

Hitoshi Shinsou: really?

Hitoshi Shinsou: Green Thot?

Hitoshi Shinsou: That’s the best you could come up with?

Green Thot: oh like you could come up with anything better

Hitoshi Shinsou changed their name to Cat Lady Thot

Green Thot: wow fuck you then

Cat Lady Thot: oh we both know I’m not the one you want to fuck ;)

Mina Ashido: oh TEA?

Green Thot: fuck

Cat Lady Thot: haha nice

Mina Ashido changed their name to Lady Thota

Cat Lady Thot: is that?

Lady Thota: an homage to the one of the queens of thots, Lady Gaga?

Lady Thota: you know it

Green Thot: we stan

Lady Thota: so what’s this about Midoriya wanting to fuck someone 👀

Green Thot: HOW ABOUT NO

Lady Thota: :(

Cat Lady Thot: lmao

Cat Lady Thot: as much as I would love to spill on who Midoriya would love to have in his bed

Cat Lady Thot: we have a Thotty Thursday to plan

Lady Thota: I’ll find out eventually Midoriya

Green Thot: honestly surprised you don’t already

Lady Thota: oh I have my guesses ;)

Lady Thota: so! You guys said something about a drag show?

Green Thot: yeah!

Green Thot: there’s a gay bar not to far from here that hosts small drag shows every month

Green Thot: opening night is always on Thursday and the least crowded.

Green Thot: so it’s perfect for us

Lady Thota: but it's a bar?

Lady Thota: wont they not let us in since we’re

Lady Thota: Ya know

Lady Thota: minors?

Cat Lady Thot: nope

Cat Lady Thot: It’s one of those bars that lets in minors

Cat Lady Thot: The actual bar is on the second floor of the building

Cat Lady Thot: So you have to be 21+ to go upstairs

Cat Lady Thot: But the main show is held downstairs anyway

Cat Lady Thot: So we wont have a problem getting in

Lady Thota: nice!

Lady Thota: so what else is there to plan?

Green Thot: well we need to get permission from Mr. Aizawa to leave the campus

Green Thot: and in order for that we need to figure out the best time to leave so we can arrive in time to get good seats for the show

Green Thot: it’s about a ten minute walk, though Shinsou and I like to leave 20 minutes beforehand as that gives us time to get good seats, as well as snacks and drinks.

Green Thot: also if you can think of anyone else to invite to Thotty Thursday

Green Thot: like, oh I dont know, maybe Kaminari?

Cat Lady Thot: or perhaps Todoroki?

Lady Thota: I’ll ask both!

Green Thot: WAIT

Cat Lady Thot: WAIT

#Same Trama

[14:38]

Mina: hey!

Mina: @Shoto @Denika

Mina: How would you like to partake in Thotty Thursday?

Shoto: what?

Denika: wat

Mina: Yeah!

Mina: @Hitoshi and Midoriya have this tradition called Thotty Thursdays and I’ve been officially included in their thot squad

Mina: This thursday we’re going to a drag show and like

Mina: The more the merrier ya know?

Hitoshi: obviously you guys dont have to come…

While this conversation was going on, Kaminari and Todoroki shared a look, before nodding at each other and turning back to their phones.

“What’s up with them?” Kirishima whispered to Uraraka, whom he was trying to beat in Super Smash along with Yaoyorozu.

“Who knows. I’m sure we’ll find out soon though,” she responded, focused on the game in front of her.

Denika: are you kidding me?

Denika: this sounds like you’re going to be doing almost everything my parents hate

Denika: of course im coming

Shoto: same here

Mina: :D

Hitoshi: are you sure?

Hitoshi: i mean

Hitoshi: we plan on going all out…

Shoto: good

Denika: yeah what he said

Hitoshi: ….all right

Thot Squad

[14:40]

Cat Lady Thot: they both said yes

Cat Lady Thot: i blame you

Green Thot: listen mistakes were made ok?

Green Thot: you can yell at me later when we’re both suffering

Cat Lady Thot: yeah ok fair enough

Lady Thota: :)

Green Thot: FUCK I FORGOT ASHIDO WAS HERE

Cat Lady Thot added Shoto Todoroki and Denika Kaminari

Cat Lady Thot: hello and welcome to the Thot Squad

Denika Kaminari: nice

Denika Kaminari changed their name to Electric Thot

Electric changed Shoto Todoroki’s name to IcyThot

Lady Thota: pffffft

IcyThot: haha nice

Electric Thot: so what was this about Thotty Thursday and a drag show?

“I’m so happy Mina invited us to this,” Kaminari said, Todoroki nodding his head as the two of them continued texting in the Thot Squad group chat.

“Invited you to what?” Uraraka asked as she peered back at the two, Todoroki showing her his phone as Kirishima looked on as well.

“Thotty Squad with Midoriya and Shinso? Will you two be able to survive that?” Kirishima asked, Todoroki shrugging.

“If you can’t beat em’, join em. Besides, maybe if I get used to seeing Midoriya in those outfits, I won’t crash as bad,” Todoroki explained.

“Ah, exposure therapy. Best of luck you two,” Yaoyorozu said, Kaminari shooting her a thumbs up.

Tea Spillers

[15:24]

Alien Queen: @everyone I HAVE SOME HOT TEA

Discount Tamaki: 👀

Tailman: 👀

Ebony Darkness: 👀

I'm Behind You: 👀

Discount Tamaki: you better spill soon gurl

Alien Queen: ok

Alien Queen: so like

Alien Queen: we all know that Kaminari has a crush on Shinsou

Tailman: yeah because Bakusquad tells each other pretty much everything you you then spill on who has crushes on who 

Alien Queen: I could always not spill (；･`д･´)

Discount Tamaki muted Tailman

Ebony Darkness: a bit extreme

Discount Tamaki: no one gets in between moi and tea

Alien Queen: haha nice

Alien Queen: well, now I have it semi-confirmed that Shinsou has a crush on Kaminari

Discount Tamaki: oh I love this

Alien Queen: also

Alien Queen: we have confirmation that Todoroki is indeed Midoriya’s crush

I’m Behind You: CALLED IT

I’m Behind You: this means Midoriya returns Todoroki’s feelings!

I’m Behind You: since thanks to Tokoyami we’ve known that for a while now

Ebony Darkness: he’s lucky only I overheard him when he was talking to Uraraka about it

Ebony Darkness: he was rather loud for that conversation

Discount Tamaki: so this mean we now have three pairs that don’t realize they like each other

Discount Tamaki: we have Kirishima and Bakugo, whom have been dancing around each other since forever it seems

Discount Tamaki: we have Todoroki and Midoriya, both who are awful at expressing their true feelings. Safe to say they’ve been like this for awhile

Discount Tamaki: and we have Kaminari and Shinsou, the newest of the bunch

Discount Tamaki unmuted Tailman

Tailman: sweet release

Ebony Darkness: this should be an interesting week

Alien Queen: you said it

Class 1-A

[03:00]

Ebony Darkness: the Council of Insomniacs now begins

Dwyane: damn, it is really already 3am?

I’m Behind You: Kirishima?

I’m Behind You: what are you doing up so late?

Dwyane: i was studying for tomorrow’s test

Dwyane: as well as checking over my homework

Dwyane: guess i lost track of time

Discount Pikachu: there’s a test tomorrow?

CATostrophic Insomniac: great

CATostrophic Insomniac: first day of class in the hero class and i get to fail a test

Ebony Darkness: it’s an English test?

Ebony Darkness: the hero course should be on the same track as General Studies

CATostrophic Insomniac: they are

CATostrophic Insomniac: im just being dramatic

Dwyane: Denki you’re lucky Katsuki is such a heavy sleeper

Discount Pikachu: I’ll pull out my english book rn if u promise not to tell mom

CATostrophic Insomniac: i can help

CATostrophic Insomniac: i’m pretty decent at english

Deku: I can attest to that

Dwyane: fine

Dwyane: I won’t tell Katsuki but you better at least not fail

IcyHot: I didn’t take you for the studious type Kirishima

Dwyane: yeah well

Dwyane: kinda got tired of getting sub-par grades

Dwyane: so i decided to do the manly thing and try and really better my grades!

I’m Behind You: you’re an inspiration to us all

Deku: :D

IcyHot: good luck, though I’m sure you don’t need it

Dwyane: haha thanks guys

Dwyane: imma hit the sack now

Dwyane: my exhaustion is catching up on me

Dwyane: night guys

Deku: goodnight!

Discount Pikachu: night -Shinsou

Discount Pikachu: i took their phone away

I’m Behind You: haha nice

Deku: hey where’s @Tentacles ?

Deku: he’s usually here by now

Ebony Darkness: he’s busy trying to beat a level

Ebony Darkness: he’s extremely concentrated

I’m Behind You: oh damn

I’m Behind You: good think Kirishima came by because i just remembered some homework I have yet to finish

Ebony Darkness: it appears everyone has other things to do on this night

Ebony Darkness: and knowing Mezo I’ll be asked to help him in a few moments

Deku: that’s ok!

Deku: so Todoroki

IcyHot: hmm?

Deku: wanna watch RWBY with me?

IcyHot: hell yes

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Class 1-A

[06:00]

King Explosion Murder: rise and shine losers

King Explosion Murder: get your asses up before Eijirou and I eat all these pancakes ourselves

Alien Queen: MOM NO

Tape Spiderman: are there blueberry pancakes?

King Explosion Murder: of fuckin course there are

King Explosion Murder: you really think I wouldn’t make your favorite?

Tape Spiderman: thanks Mom, lemme get dressed

Discount Pikachu: uhhhhh guys?

Discount Pikachu: this is the class group chat

Alien Queen: OH NO IT IS

King Explosion Murder: FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS THE BAKUSQUAD CHAT

Tailman took a screenshot

Tailman: damn

King Explosion Murder: YOU DELETE THAT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Tailman: delete proof of soft Bakugo?

Tailman: i think the fuck not

Tape Spiderman: oh wow

Tape Spiderman: rest in pieces bro

Discount Pikachu: @Dad

Discount Pikachu: fukc

Discount Pikachu: @Dwyane

Dwyane: oh so this is why Katsuki is muttering angrily at his phone more than usual

Dwyane: yeah bro you’re doomed

Tailman: worth it

Dwyane: your funeral

Bakusquad

[06:05]

Discount Pikachu: heeeeeey @Mom

Mom: what

Discount Pikachu: can Shinso join us?

Discount Pikachu: I kinda owe him a favor and I promise to give him my share of pancakes

Mom: yeah fine whatever

Discount Pikachu: thanks!

Discount Pikachu: we’ll be right down as soon as im done changing

Alien Queen: omg is he in your room with you?

Discount Pikachu: ummmmmm

Discount Pikachu: yeah we kidna had an impromtu sleepover last night

Alien Queen: 👀

Tape Spiderman: 👀

Dad: kids, stop picking on Denika

Mom: if I find out he hurt you in any way, I’ll break his fucking arms

Discount Pikachu: :P nothing happened, and you already made that threat when I told you I had a crush on him

Mom: It bears repeating

Hitoshi Shinsou started messaging Izuku Midoriya at 06:05

Hitoshi Shinsou: shestoocutehelp.img

Izuku Midoriya: are you

Izuku Midoriya: still in Kaminari’s room?

Hitoshi Shinsou: yeah

Hitoshi Shinsou: we both kinda fell asleep while studying last night

Hitoshi Shinsou: but that is beSIDES THE POINT

Hitoshi Shinsou: I AM DYING HERE

Hitoshi Shinsou: I officially have a crush on Kaminari and I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

Izuku Midoriya: well

Izuku Midoriya: if it makes you feel any better

Izuku Midoriya: hesliterallyspooning.img

Izuku Midoriya: he kinda just

Izuku Midoriya: did this in his sleep???

Izuku Midoriya: and i don't want to move because damn

Izuku Midoriya: he is the perfect temperature

Hitoshi Shinso: cheers to us bro

Hitoshi Shinso: helpless fools in love

Class 1-A

[06:30]

Sonic: rise and shine fellow classmates!

Sonic: Don’t forget that we have an English test today!

Sonic: Also don’t forget the homework that’s due today!

I’m Behind You: putting it in my bag right now!

Sonic: :D

Crazy Frog: @Living Balloon you’re under arrest

Living Balloon: huh? Why?

Crazy Frog: for breaking the laws of physics

Living Balloon: lol Gravity Whomst?

Living Balloon: don’t know her

Crazy Frog changed Living Balloon’s name to Gravity Whomst?

Gravity Whomst?: haha nice

Crazy Frog: 😋

Disney Princess: @Ebony Darkness I have your notebook for you!

Disney Princess: thanks again for letting me borrow your notes (✿◠‿◠)

Ebony Darkness: of course

Creati: please hurry to class everyone

Creati: Mr. Aizawa is here early for some reason

Creati: so I suggest not being late

Alien Queen: oh damn thanks for the heads up

Crazy Frog: Kaminari you look really pretty today

Discount Pikachu: thanks!

Kyoka Jirou started messaging Fumikage Tokoyami

Kyoka Jirou: I’m going to do it

Fumikage Tokoyami: about time

Fumikage Tokoyami: when

Kyoka Jirou: today

Kyoka Jirou: after school

Kyoka Jirou: I’ve made up my mind

Fumikage Tokoyami: the best of luck then

Tea Spillers

[10:27]

Ebony Darkness: some people are about to lose a bet

Ebony Darkness: I am of course referring to those in the betting chat

Ebony Darkness: “Betting Pool for Sinners” was it?

Alien Queen: which bet?

Alien Queen: because right now we’ve got a few going on

Tailman: I thought you guys only had one?

Discount Tamaki: We did at the beginning

Discount Tamaki: but it’s much more fun to have several going on at once, no?

I’m Behind You: so which bet!

I’m Behind You: I wanna know if I won some money!

Ebony Darkness: you haven’t won anything yet

Ebony Darkness: all will be revealed by the end of the day if someone keeps their word

Alien Queen: how mysterious

Betting Pool for Sinners

[10:29]

I’m Behind You: all right people

I’m Behind You: time to try and figure out which bet Tokoyami was talking about

Alien Queen: what are all the bets we have anyway?

Discount Tamaki: I do believe Midoriya is the one keeping track of all out bets

Alien Queen: @Deku what are the current running bets

Deku: ??????

Deku: Why would Tokoyami be talking about one of our bets

Gravity Whomst?: yeah, huh?

Alien Queen: doesn’t matter

Alien Queen: all we know is that they have insider information on one of our bets

I’m Behind You: Tokoyami just told us that some of us would win a bet by the end of the day

Discount Tamaki: but they refused to tell us which one

Gravity Whomst?: ohhhhhh Deku hurry up with that list

Deku: I’m working on it

Deku: ok so we have the bet on who’s going to ask the other first, Yaoyorozu or Jirou

Deku: we also have that same bet but for Kacchan and Kirishima

Deku: we also have the bet on who will be Problem Child #2

Deku: which is going to need an update since Shinso is in our class now

Deku: uh there’s the bet on how long Hatsume will last in her latest kick of making her “babies” before she’s forced to stop

Deku: and then there’s the bet on how long until Iida notices we’ve been rearranging his glasses

Gravity Whomst?: safe to say we can rule that last one out

I’m Behind You: yeah

Discount Tamaki: I also don’t think it’s about the Problem Child one either

Discount Tamaki: I don’t see how one could get “insider information” on something like that

Alien Queen: so it must be one of the other three 

I’m Behind You: I guess we’ll have to wait to find out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Class 1-A

[12:00]

Butch Queen: uhh heads up Bakuquad

Butch Queen: shit hey @Creati can that be an @?

Creati: it is now

Butch Queen: sweet thanks

Butch Queen: @Bakusquad heads up some creep is heading your way

Butch Queen: I think he noticed Kaminari’s new uniform

Tape Spiderman: thanks for the heads up Jirou

Gravity Whomst?: where’s a teacher?

Creati: I’m not sure

Creati: but I think they’re having a teacher’s meeting right now

Crazy Frog: that’s a shame

I’m Behind You: damn I knew Bakugo could be scary

I’m Behind You: didn’t think Ashido and Sero could be

Crazy Frog: you know who else is scary?

Crazy Frog: Shinso

Crazy Frog: he left our table looking pretty mad

Butch Queen: yeah he’s heading towards the Bausquad

Butch Queen: Yaoyorozu, Tokoyami, Shoji and I can see everything from our table

Ebony Darkness: it seems Shinso has surprised the guy with his appearance

I’m Behind You: what makes you say that?

Ebony Darkness: he jumped when Shinso placed his hand on his shoulder

Tentacles: looks like Shinso used his quirk

Tentacles: he’s is walking away quietly

Alien Queen: yep!

Alien Queen: we had Shinso send him to Recovery Girl

Butch Queen: nice

Pining Idiots Anonymous

[12:15]

Discount Pikachu: omg

Discount Pikachu: its official

Discount Pikachu: Shinso is my Knight in Shining Armor

Dwyane: just so you guys know

Dwyane: she has the sappiest look on her face rn

Dwyane: like I can basically see the hearts in her eyes

Creati: aww

Gravity Whomst?: lmao me every time I see Tsu

IcyHot: you jest but you do

Gravity Whomst?: Todoroki why

IcyHot: I call it as I see it

Gravity Whomst?: you know what thats fair

Class 1-A

[15:00]

Tape Spiderman: there’s a sense of anticipation in the air and I don't know why

Butch Queen: i think i know why and i know who to blame too

Deku: do you now?

Butch Queen: yeah

Butch Queen: and you’re one of them

Deku: :3

Butch Queen: whatever

Butch Queen: @Creati you free?

Butch Queen: I need to ask you something

Creati: sure!

Creati: I’m in my room

Creati: the doors unlocked so you don’t have to bother knocking

Butch Queen: k i’ll be right up

Jirou walked to Yaoyorozu’s room, stopping in front of her door. Jirou took a long, deep breath, trying to calm her nerves before opening the door.

“Jirou! What can I help you with?” Yaoyorozu asked cheerfully, Jirou could feel the heat in her cheeks as she was blinded by Yaoyorozu’s beauty for the hundredth time that day. 

“Oh, um, it’s not a homework thing. It’s a personal thing,” Jirou managed to get out as she sat down next to Yaoyorozu.

“Oh! Of course, you know I’m then happy to help you in any way that I can,” Yaoyorozu said.

“I know, you see, there’s this girl I really like, and I really want to ask her out. But, I’m not really good at planning dates. So, I was wondering, what would you like to do on a first date?” Jirou asked, Yaoyorozu deflating a little.

“Oh, I see. Well, I know it’s terribly romantic, but a picnic under the cherry blossoms would be wonderful. And then afterwards go see a movie or just windowshop I suppose,” Yaoyorozu replied.

“Ok, how does this Saturday sound?” Jirou asked, Yaoyorozu whipping her head around to stare at Jirou, going completely red as she comprehended what Jirou had just asked her.

“Did-did you just ask me on a date?!?” Yaoyorozu asked in astonishment.

“Yeah”

“Saturday is perfect!” Yaoyorozu exclaimed as she tackled Jirou into the bed, the two of them looking at each other before bursting out laughing.

Class 1-A

[15:23]

Butch Queen: @Ebony Darkness IT FUCKING WORKED

Butch Queen: GUESS WHO HAS A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND NOW BITCHES

Creati: me :D

Butch Queen: HELL YEAH

Ebony Darkness: congratulations

Ebony Darkness: and you doubted me

Betting Pool for Sinners

Deku: PAY UP

Alien Queen: PAY UP

Discount Tamaki: I cannot believe I lost this bet

Gravity Whomst?: damn

Gravity Whomst?: I can’t believe I was wrong

I’m Behind You: lesson learned I guess

I’m Behind You: always bet on the Butch

Class 1-A

Alien Queen: congrats you two!!!

Alien Queen: also Jirou thank you for winning me and Midoriya some money

Butch Queen: lmao how much you make and what percentage do I get?

Deku: we made 15.50 each

Deku: I’m willing to buy you a lesbian pride flag keychain if Ashido also chips in

Alien Queen: done

Butch Queen: nice

Gravity Whomst?: congrats!

Gravity Whomst?: even if you did cost me money

Sonic: I cannot believe you Uraraka

Sonic: how could you bet against Jirou?

Gravity Whomst?: yeah yeah always bet butch

Creati: if it helps

Creati: I appreciate that you bet on me

King Explosion Murder: wtf did you losers bet on anyway?

Deku: who would ask who out first :)

King Explosion Murder: pfft nice

Dwyane: omg cograts you two!

Alien Queen: oh! That reminds me

Alien Queen: @Tape Spiderman

Alien Queen: you know what to do

Tape Spiderman: say no more

Tape Spiderman changed Dwyane’s name to HardBoySoftBoy

Tape Spiderman: also congrats!

HardBoySoftBoy: lmao thanks

Tentacles: let me guess

Tentacles: @Creati did Jirou ask you out by asking what you would want to do on a first date?

Tentacles: and then ask you when you were free

Creati: yeah basically

Creati: how’d you know?

Tentacles: because that’s how Fumikage asked me out

Ebony Darkness: the method is now two for two

Ebony Darkness: you’re not allowed to make fun of it

Tentacles: of course not dear

Pining Idiots Anonymous

Creati: so like

Creati: should I leave or…?

HardBoySoftBoy: no I don’t think you should

HardBoySoftBoy: at least not yet

IcyHot: yeah I agree

Discount Pikachu: maybe add Jirou?

Gravity Whomst?: oh! That would be fun!

IcyHot: I’m all for it

Creati: alright then

Creati added Butch Queen

Creati: so um

Creati: this might have been a mistake now that I think about it

HardBoySoftBoy: hello and welcome to where Yaoyorozu has been screaming about you for the past several weeks!

Creati: definitely a mistake

Butch Queen: omg

Butch Queen: have you really?

Creati: .....maybe

Discount Pikachu: many screams

Butch Queen: lmao

Butch Queen: I mean if it makes you feel any better

Butch Queen: I was screaming about you to basically everyone in the Dekucrew minus you

Gravity Whomst?: can confirm

IcyHot: and now sadly you both must be kicked

Gravity Whomst?: mmm I don’t like the sound of that, too mean

Discount Pikachu: how about they graduate instead?

HardBoySoftBoy: yep!

HardBoySoftBoy: Hagakure is creating a new group chat called Couple’s Corner

IcyHot: congrats on graduating to Couple’s Corner

Creati: its been fun guys

Creati: hopefully I’ll see in in Couple’s Corner some day

Butch Queen: lol bye

Creati has been kicked from Pining Idiots Anonymous

Butch Queen has been kicked from Pining Idiots Anonymous

Couples Corner

I’m Behind You added Creati

I’m Behind You added Butch Queen

I’m Behind You: you know I’m kinda sad I never got to be a part of Pining Idiots Anonymous

Tailman: god knows you would have fit right in

I’m Behind You: divorced

Tailman: can’t