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"Y'know that's too big for you, right?"
Gumball snapped his head to his right to face his foe, a defensive scowl on his face. "W-what are you talking about? This would fit fine-"
"I've seen you naked before." Hot Dog Guy said bluntly, clearly unimpressed.
Gumball's open mouth wavered for a few moments, before closing tightly into a pursed frown. He dropped the box back onto the shelf, and grabbed a new one; this one sporting the humbling tagline: Average.
"Why the hell are you buying this stuff anyway? The last time I checked, hot dogs don't exactly have a… y'know." Gumball waggled his eyebrows teasingly, trying to cover up his hurt ego.
Hot Dog Guy rolled his eyes as if expecting the comment. "Hey, you aren't exactly perfect yourself. Don't cat dicks have barbs on them or something, and they're all red and slimy-"
"First of all, why do you know so much about that?" Gumball wrinkled his nose, "And secondly… fair point, although I will add that mine doesn't have any of that stuff."
"Yeah, I know. I've-"
"Seen you naked before, yeah. I get it." Gumball finished for him with an exasperated sigh.
Series
- Part 2 of Gumball Collections