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1. Angel with a Shotgun by sillu

   Fandoms: Soul Eater  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Sep 2022

   Tags

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   • Maka Albarn/Soul Eater Evans
   • eventual side Black Star/Tsubaki
   • Maka Albarn
   • Soul Eater Evans
   • Spirit Albarn | Death Scythe
   • Marie Mjolnir
   • Nakatsukasa Tsubaki
   • Black Star (Soul Eater)
   • Wes Evans
   • Sid Barett
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Grumps to Lovers
   • Craigslist
   • Meddling
   • so much meddling
   • Spirit is obnoxious
   • Maka makes a lot of violent threats lol
   • Mostly comedy with a ~sprinkle~ of family drama
   • DIY Ear Piercing
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Sexual Tension
   • Gets a little friends-with-benefits-y for a hot minute but we all know the truth
   • Non-Explicit Sex

   Summary

   After years of Spirit wreaking havoc on her love life, Maka invents a pretend boyfriend just to give herself a break from his meddling. When Spirit offers her a large sum of money to go to couple's counseling, hoping it will break the two of them up, Maka suddenly finds herself in need of a real fake boyfriend. She posts a Craigslist ad seeking someone to play the role, offering compensation to sweeten the deal. Enter Soul Evans, a strapped-for-cash bartender who happens to be the perfect prototype for everything her dad hates in men.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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