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    "If you're watching this, then it means I'm—" The Dib on the screen suddenly cursed, ducking just in time for Zim's former SIR unit to crash onto the table. "No—GIR! Get off! No—DON'T FUCKING CHEW ON THE WIRES!"

    Zim sat through several minutes of swearing and crazed screeching until Dib finally slid back into the camera again. "Uh, right. Where was I?" GIR burped happily offscreen, and Dib didn't bother to conceal his scowl. "Okay, uh—so yeah. I'm dead now. Or dying." He grimaced at his words. "I probably should've lead with that."

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