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Dying is, of course, incredibly tragic. It is also the most wonderful opportunity.
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[“Oh, there’s no point.” Said Pat bitterly, “Julian already told me about Italia ’90. He’s ruined that as well.”
Alison took a breath. “Pat,” She said gently, “It’s a compilation of an entire decade. Even Julian can’t spoil a whole decade.”
“Oh yes I can! Party conference, ’88, Anne Widdecombe told me I’d ruined her whole month but I’d barely gotten the engine running, only asked -in the spirit of charity- if she fancied popping round the back by which I mean-”
And finally she could hold it no longer. In a glorious moment completely devoid of thought Alison reached out and fulfilled the desire of her last fifty years on earth.
She cuffed Julian upside the back of the head.]