Chapter Text
*Mikey's POV [Kinda]*
Where is he? Where is he? Where is my wife? Mikey thought as he was snooping around Takemichi's elementry school.
(I did some research on Japanese school systems since I live in Australia and the educational system is unfamiliar to me
^I used this^)
There was a group of kids coming over to Mikey and purposely bumped into him.
"Ow!" the one that bumped into him cried. Of course being Mikey, he didn't give a damn and walked away.
"Oi you bastard!"
"Get back here right now!"
"That cocky kid!"
Where is my Takemitchy? Mikey thought as he ignored their yells.
"Look at them, they're trying to bully another person." said a girl.
"What? Didn't they learn last time when they bullied you know- what's his name?" commented a boy
"Hanagaki Takemichi I think?" answered another boy.
That conversation caught Mikey's attention. He then walked over to the group and put up his fake smile.
"Excuse me, did you say that they used to bully someone called Hanagaki Takemichi?"
"Y-yes they did but got called out and was suspended from school for a week," answered a boy.
"Ah, do you perhaps know which class Takemichi is in?" Mikey asked again still keeping his smile.
"Ah yes he's in class 5-A, um who are you?"
"Thanks for telling me oh and I'm Takemichi's husband. Bye," Mikey then left the group speechless as he went towards the group of "bullies".
They bullied MY Takemitchy and expect to get away with such a light punishment? Hell no.
"Look, he came back"
"Maybe he got scared and wanted to get it over with"
"Hahaha! He looks so scrawny and weak, this should be easy"
The group laughed to themselves and boasted about how strong they are.
"Oi, you guys bullied my Takemitchy?"
"Who?"
"The hell is a Takemitchy?"
"Whatever I know the perfect gift to get him now," Mikey said to himself.
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*Takemichi POV [Kinda]*
"TAKEMICHI! SOMEONE IS LOOKING FOR YOU!" Yelled Takuya.
"DID YOU GET INTO TROUBLE AGAIN?!" Shouted Hinata.
"AAAHHH HE'S WALKING OVER HERE!" Stated Makoto in panic.
"C-Calm down guys! Maybe he mistook Takemichi for somebody else?" Atsushi said with a bit of hope.
"Y-Yeah! He said Takemitchy so maybe," Kazushi agreed.
"Eh? Wait Mikey-kun is her-" Takemichi tried to ask but was interrupted.
"TAKEMITCHY~~!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" Yelled out everyone but Takemichi.
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*Mizo Mid Crew & Hinata POV [Kinda]*
WHO THE HELL IS HE?!?!
WHO'S TAKEMITCHY?!?!
WHY'S HE HERE?!?!
WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!
While everyone besides Takemichi is having a mental breakdown, they didn't notice that the boy came closer while dragging a person by their hair.
"Takemitchy!" Said the boy. "I finally found you!"
Eh? Was what everyone thought.
"Mikey-kun? Why're you here in my school?"
Everyone then turned their head to Takemichi with a baffled look.
Takemichi knows him?
Our angel is friends with a killer?
"I wanted to visit you!" Was all this 'Mikey' person said.
"Okay well why did you beat up this person?"
"It's a gift!"
"A gift for what?" Atsushi whispered to the others.
"Nevermind that! Why is a beaten up dude considered a gift to this dude?!" Takuya whispered as well.
"A gift for who Mikey-kun?"
"For you of course Takemitchy!"
"What? But why a beaten up dude?"
"I heard that he bullied you," Mikey stated. "Thought that showing you your bully in this state would be a perfect first gift for you!"
That's not a good first gift man
Takemichi really attracts weird guys
"Mikey-kun… you could've just bought me snacks and I would've been happy," Takemichi stated with a small whine.
"But Takemitchyyyyyy I had to make it meaningful!!"
"Still! You shouldn't beat someone up cause they bullied me."
"*Dramatic gasp* How could I? Your husband, just stand there knowing that my wife was hurt by these bastards?!"
What?
Husband?
Wife?
Takemichi got married?
With this dude?
"Stop saying that Mikey…" Takemichi muttered while covering his red face.
"But it's true though! I still have to get Ken-chin's blessing but that's fine," Mikey replied.
Ken-chin?
Who's this person now?
"Ken-chin?? Who's that?" Takemichi asked tilting his head.
"Y'know that dude with the tattoo on the side of his head?"
"Nii-san?!"
"Yea. I'll call him Ken-chin from now on too!"
I give up…
Takemichi… you're on your own now…
I'm going home…
"Nii-san only likes to be called Draken!"
"But Draken is too longggg"
"Mikey-kun! You'll never get Nii-san's blessing like this…"
-End-
+Bonus: Draken finds out about Mikey's nickname for him+
"Hey there Ken-chin!" Said Mikey.
"…" on the hand Draken was still processing whatever Mikey just said. "Ken-chin?"
"Yeah! Ken-chin is your new nickname from me!" Mikey stated proudly while puffing out his chest.
"D-R-A-K-E-N. DRAKEN. Don't call me that weirdass name you shit," Draken said with disgust written on his face.
"Ken-chin is so much easier than Draken though," Mikey whined.
"I don't care! Don't call me that!"
"Nah. I like it"
Almighty entity that's real give me strength… for not committing first degree murder on this lil shit!