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Echidna was sitting down in her office doodling to pass the time. Well she preferred to call it art, yet the few friends she possessed sadly informed her, she has no talent for drawing.
Yet, that wouldn't let her spirits remain undaunted and with bold strokes she kept practicing.
She observed the doodle and frowned because it wasn't what she was expecting.
She started drawing a fierce haired boy with a cheerful laugh. Yet it morphed strangely. Into a boy with dead eyes clutching a purple pendant as if it was his only lifeline to sanity.
As she contemplated this further and decided the doodle was perfect, she heard a knock on the door. She responded without looking up from the doodle:
"Enter."
Her patient Charles Bespoke entered and she motioned for him to sit down in the patient chair. She summarized his information from the mental files she kept in her head:
(Charles Bespoke, 44, recently divorced, hasn't talked to his children in quite some time due to them not wasting the time of day reaching out. Self loathing issues and trauma from childhood memories. It used to be interesting, now it's Jill dull.)
All work and no play, makes Echidna a dull girl.
She had a mission though, to maintain the integrity of her station as a respected Psychologist. Or so she thought, she didn't really care. Even Eldritch beings must work to eat.
As Charles' monotone voice nearly caused Echidna to pass out in dullness she recieved a text from someone. As the highly respected Psychologist she was, it would be wrong to check it out. Yet, her curiosity grew, and her patient has already exhausted her own Infinite patience to learn. So she checked out the message and her eyes once again brightened as she read:
*Sorry Dona but I'm going to be running a bit late. I don't want to cancel or anything but I got busy at my part time job. Cya soon."
Now normally, patient's would have the licensed professionals phone number to their office. Not their personal cell, yet This boy has it. Only because Echidna herself insisted.
Her cheeks grew rosy as her lips parted. She couldn't wait to see the boy, the man whose brain is the most fucked up she has ever seen. It's simply… marvelous. How she couldn't wait to spin and twirl his mind, to undo his agony, multiply it, erase it, increase it. The brain indeed quivers.
As Charles finished his spiel that she didn't even pay attention to, she cleared her throat and said:
"So you see, the reason why these past traumas are affecting your current life, as well as severely limiting your ability to function in society as a whole, can all be due to one reason. Your best friend of your childhood betrayed you, and left you lingering in self doubt and feelings of self loathing."
Echidna states as she finishes her doodle. there it's perfect.
"Umm... Doctor-san? So my pet Fluffy was the result of my trauma after running away?"
"Yes, precisely, it's all Fluffies fault. Now, do excuse me but our session is over."
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Carmilla is a marriage counselor.
She looks at her clients as she sighs in exhaustion, having been up blocking numbers from her fans. It seems everywhere she went people would fall head over heels for her.
"So, the issue her is infidelity, Mr.Marcus, it has come to my attention that you, yourself have admitted to cheating on your wife with another woman. Is this correct?"
Carmilla questions as she writes down notes in her iPad, making sure to keep the file updated. As she hums and works the wife, Mrs. Dahlia replies:
"This cheating, scandalous man! I cannot believe how he has the sheer audacity to perform such acts. However, if I were to take revenge, it would have to be with you Doctor Carmilla."
Her breath hitches as her eyes widen in incredulity as she grunts:
"Ugh not again."
She clears her throat but before she can say anything, Marcos interjects:
"You know what honey, what do you say about inviting Dr. Carmilla out for a date? She's so lovely isn't she?
Dahlia nodded as her eyes turn lustful. Carmilla has had enough and yells:
"Security!"
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A blonde haired woman with cyan eyes was crying as she tried to help someone that was unconscious on the floor. She screamed:
"I won't let you die Noah!"
Everyone was looking at her strangely, since the guy seemed to just have fainted due to not having eaten. It's not like he is dying or anything.
That didn't stop Minerva, the self proclaimed Miracle healer from punching him as hard as she could in his stomach. Causing blood to splurt out of his mouth. Everyone gasped in shock as two emergency medical personnel approached and started shouting:
"Leave him alone! The poor man has suffered enough. You are making this worse!"
She shook her head resolutely and punched Noah once more, this time nearly sending him to the afterworld as she replied:
"I'm healing him, see! Look at that smile of peace!"
Everyone gazed at Noah's smile, it surely did look like a peaceful smile, the one that people on the verge of death made as they died with no regrets.
Two security guards grabbed Minerva by her arms and started dragging her away as she cried:
"Don't interrupt this medical genius healing!"
"Take her away, fuck she cracked his ribs and injured his kidney, she's definitely a self proclaimed healer alright."
Sighed the medical tech as he started preparing for transporting the dying Noah to the hospital.
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"Alright kids, I hope today's lesson was entertaining!"
Exclaimed a silver haired woman. She was in front of what seemed to be a class full of rambunctious children. Petra smacked her friend Melli as they shouted:
"It was Satella-sensei! We had a lot of fun, didn't we Melli-chan?"
Mellia just blew raspberry as she grasped her backpack and said while leaving:
"Yeah, yeah it was alright. Now I gotta go with big sis Elsa-chan and take care of some people. ~murder becomes a habit~ after all, hehe."
Satella frowned and responded:
"Those are some rather unsettling words, Melli-san."
"Huh, what'd you say?"
Asked a confused Melli as she was deciding which knife to take with her on their little expedition tonight.
"Anyways cya! Bye sensei and Petra, let's play with some cute doggies later."
Melli departed and Petra as well as Satella frowned at the exchange. Before they could comment on Melli's homicidal tendencies a cheerful voice was heard, echoing throughout the classroom:
"Good evening Satella-sensei, and Petra-chan let's get going shall we?"
An elegant blonde haired woman with piercing emerald eyes gave a slight bow as her sharp teeth seemed to gleam as she smiled.
Satella smiled and nodded as she commented on Frederica Baumann's teeth:
"My how large teeth you have, Frederica."
Here her shark smile seemed to grow even wider as she grasped Satella by the shoulder and looked her up and down. Like a prize butcher examining a slab of meat. She grinned and replied with eyes full of hunger:
"The better to eat you with, darling. Let's go Petra, we are interrupting Satella-sensei's time off after all."
The clueless and hopelessly naive orange haired girl didn't even notice how Satella seemed to shiver, whether in fear or arousal remained to be seen as she nodded her head and left the classroom.
Before Frederica left with Petra she looked at Satella and flashed a hungry grin at her again and bowed as she concluded:
"Well then, until next time ~Satella~."
As Satella was flustered all she could think of was:
"What the fuck. That was kinda hot not gonna lie."
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Authors note:
These are going to be short and written for stress relief hehe. Hope y'all enjoyed the first chapter of this crack.