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How does one idol| An IDOLiSH7 chatfic

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16:26


Momo has added Yuki, Riku and 9 people to RTI!☆☆☆

 

Momo: how do you do fellow kids

Mitsuki: momo-san, I love you, but why the fuck did you ever think this was a good idea

Momo: entertainment :)

Notes:

I currently have 12 character wikis open to help me look at nicknames and got distracted halfway through writing this by screaming over and finding everyone's heights bc holy fuck my 5'1 ass would look tiny next to ryuu

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Momo: how do you do fellow kids

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16:26
Momo has added Yuki, Riku and 9 people to RTI!☆☆☆

Momo: how do you do fellow kids

Mitsuki: momo-san, I love you, but why the fuck did you ever think this was a good idea

Momo: entertainment :)

Nagi: hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3<3<3<3***~~~

Yamato: the energy is currently at like a 15, could we bring it down to a 2 i have a raging hangover

Mitsuki: damn how much did you guys drink last night

Ryuunosuke has changed their name to Ryuu

Ryuu: considering the fact that sogo-kun is currently passed out on the floor surrounded by origami swans made from shitty cheap beer labels and how yamato-kun is sitting at the kitchen counter looking like he wants actal death id say a lot

Mitsuki: ...ok so theres a lot to unpack there

Nagi: oh! who made the origami?

Ryuu: i did, i think? idk i can't remember much lmao

Yamato: yeah it was tsunashi-san

Riku: whoa that's so cool! ive never tried origami before, it seems too complicated lol

Ryuu: tbf the only reason i can do it is because one of my brothers begged me to make him something because we were bored once and we ended up spending the whole day doing origami

Tenn: why's my phone blowing up

Momo: read up

Tenn: ....why

Riku: !!! tenn-nii!

Tenn: hello, riku

Riku: how've you been recently! i keep seeing bits of your concerts and ads and stuff :)

Tenn: im ok, i guess, you?

Iori: ...ok while i appreciate and understand the brotherly bonding moment i kinda need some urgent medical assistance

Mitsuki: you ok, iori?

Iori: yes but yotsuba-san sort-of...

Tamaki: hELP I KEEP SQUEAKING

Mitsuki: what the fuck

Iori: we ran into some fans on the way back from school and one of them gave yotsuba-san an osama pudding plush that squeaks and he was walking hugging it when somebody stumbled into us which somehow managed to make yostuba-san swallow the squeaker

Tamaki: every breath is just *insert dying goose*

Yamato: every day i question my sanity and choices in life

Yuki: as you should

Yamato: with no due respects please fuck off senpai

Mitsuki: wait iori where are you guys rn?

Iori: we're a few minutes away from the dorms, walking back now

Sogo: i've informed manager-san about tamaki-kun's condition, she said to see how he's doing when they get back to the dorms and then if we can't do anything, call an ambulance.

Momo: i knew a group chat would be entertaining

Kinako has added themself to the chat

Kinako: mew

Kinako has left the chat

Momo:what the fuck