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When hobbits go a-purring by DrakeShadeDShadowheart, lisellelascelles for intotheforest
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Jan 2026
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It had been during the early, uncertain days of their quest, long before the dwarves had welcomed Bilbo as one of their own, when the dwarves first learned about the hobbit’s best kept secret: their tails.
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Robert wants to know who was better in bed, him or John. A short one shot.
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Sail the Seas and be Free (Conditions and Exceptions May Apply) by RitzBook
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
30 Jan 2026
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Ace was six-years-old when he learned who his father was. He was six-years-old and he already knew he was a murderer.
That was the day that Ace vowed that the curse he'd been born with wouldn't be passed on. He may have been a child himself but he knew enough about the world already to know that it hated him and his blood and that it would be just cruel to subject anyone else to his sure to be terrible fate. He was six-years-old and he already knew he would die young.
Ace was fifteen-years-old when he presented and once his mind returned all he could do was cry. Because the curse he'd been born with wasn't enough in fate's cruel eyes and now he had presented as an omega and all the world saw them as good for was to bear young. He had already sworn off love and a family at six and now, he might not get a choice. Omegas didn't get a choice.
Or, Ace is an omega in a world that hates omegas and alphas but he's still going to be a badass pirate and the world can't stop him. It's still going to try to
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Back to the roots by Curly1012
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Jan 2026
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After Wemmbu’s identity is revealed, LettuceK splashes a potion on Flame, Wemmbu, and Parrot in the dome.
They manage to escape, only to be transformed into the animalistic forms of their hybrid selves.Series
- Part 7 of Unstable Oneshots
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What could've been: Part 2 - Wicked Nature by Zeus_Negro
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
30 Jan 2026
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This a prequel to "Everything was fine, until..." You can read this one first, but I would not recommend that.
Long version:
It's time to finally see Marika's side of this story, how and why she became a goddess. Her actions were part of a chain of events that culminated into Messmer's Crusade against the Hornsent, and consequently to his conquering of the whole Realm of Shadow.
This story follows the events that transformed him into who he is today through the eyes of his younger sister, Melina, along with his lover and partner in war, Rellana.
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- Part 2 of What could've been Verse
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Joseph Lister’s guide to courting your best friend. by Fromtheabusementpark
Fandoms: 검은 머리 영국 의사 | The Black-Haired British Doctor (Webcomic), Dr Kim of London
30 Jan 2026
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Joseph had a problem. That problem was his best friend, companion, also the boy he has a pathetic crush on. Through his desperation, he decided to write a letter to his father to get some advice on courting his best friend.
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The Fushiguro cosplayer looks at them with shock,apprehension, and fear for some reason.
The longer they look at the Fushiguro cosplayer, the more tense they seem to get.
‘Really though, how did they get their cosplay to be so realistic? They look exactly like what an IRL Fushiguro would look like. Maybe they were a pro cosplayer?’
Just as they were about to explain that they didn't mean to intrude, a voice suddenly called out.
“Hey, what do you think you're doing with my body? Give it back!”
Huh. That sounded a lot like Junya Enoki, Yuji's Japanese voice actor. Maybe this wasn't the afterlife. Maybe they were on anesthesia and this was a drug induced hallucination, or something.
Wait a goddamn minute..
OR: A person whose only source of info is fanfics and spoilers gets thrust into JJK as Sukuna. This can only end well, obviously
Formerly 'When I Said I Missed 2018, I DIDN'T MEAN I WANTED TO RELIVE IT?!'
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Emmy not-so-cuddly carnage (Ultra Chaos Toons) by Sc3n3T00Dl3s
Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Kindergarten (Video Games 2017 2019), Gori: Cuddly Carnage (Video Game), PHIGHTING! (Roblox), The Lion King (Movies 1994 1998 2004), Dandy's World (Roblox), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Dispatch (Video Game), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Object Fool (Web Series), Dangan Ronpa Series, The Lion Guard (Cartoon), Cookie Run (Video Game), Watership Down - Richard Adams, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, OMORI (Video Game), Splatoon (Video Games)
30 Jan 2026
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The sequel to Venom Torture Club.
Emmy deals with the Raver apocalypse and needs to find a way to put an end to this madness. With the help of her hoverskate (which apparently is a hoverboard covered in the skin of an inphernal whose somehow still alive), they need to not only kick ass but survive with not only the non infected but deal with the returning dread of the Venom Torture Club!
"Best to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in the war...."
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Jabber gets drunk, then high, then camps out in an abandoned underground railway station. When Zanka corners him in hopes of settling his pathetic 2-nil score, the exit collapses. The two choose a direction and walk along the train line, hoping for a way out, while having limited food, warmth, and ecstasy.
They don't necessarily have to work together, they only need to keep their hands off eachother.
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A Rising Nova: The Art of traumatising Them Back by Nanuchiii
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Jan 2026
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What are you supposed to do when you are stuck in one place ? accept a secret international mission of course . And that is exactly what she did , let's see if she can handle it
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What if, even though Louis was burnt on that dreadful pyre, his spirit still remains? People think of vampires as unholy creatures, yet, does that make them devoid of spirit and soul? What if the founder of Oakhurst researched just that, and sends his blessing from the afterlife for a certain someone to wake up a person who they once lost? What if the books in the crypts do not only aid humans in times of need?
A lot of what-ifs, but they might just be the truth for once.(Basically, I wanted Louis to use his incredibly high charisma stats to use the power of friendship and diplomacy to stop everyone in Oakhurst from slaughtering each other, and putting Owen’s radical meltdown on hold for a moment. (Having his partner back certainly won’t “fix” him, that man has loads more issues due to discrimination, but it will HELP.))
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Only the blonde man remained situated in the empty train, not moving once.
He stared at the doorway the blue cookie left through. All he felt was amazement and happiness.
The sketchpad the blue cookie had on his lap, with only one line drawn on it, had dropped out from his bag. Now it laid on the train's floor, and no one but him saw it.
The blonde quietly picks it up, glancing at the name of the holder.
For his first time in a while, he smiles softly.
"I found you."
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Shadow Milk is a mentally drained art student with nothing to lighten up his dull life.
On a train ride home, he finds a blonde stranger across his spot staring at him.He doesn’t know him. He labeled him as a creep.
Pure Vanilla, on the other hand, never said anything.
He can only smile and await his return.
It’s what he ended with, after all.Series
- Part 5 of 💙💛 experimental_recluse (Crytia)’s works
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Of Quartermasters and Agents by grandier
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Kingsman (Movies)
30 Jan 2026
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Being a quartermaster is in Q's blood, he inherited that from his dad. Dating an agent seems to be hereditary as well. It's a shame that the agent he has decided to date has such an awful reputation.
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lovely to be rained on with you by obscurial6242
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Jan 2026
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Ilya and Shane meet when Shane interviews Ilya for his college newspaper. Shane kind of freaks out (as our boy is prone to do) and friend zones Ilya. Mutual pining ensues.
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It's not everyday that your best friend tries to kill eighty percent of the entire world. No, it's really not. Unfortunately for Armin, that was his current life.
...Until said best friend decided to throw him four years into the past, back to when Armin was just fifteen years old. Armin, being the mature person he is, did not panic. He took the situation in confidence and decided to seize the moment:
If he was going to be stuck in the past, then Armin Arlert was set on fixing the future. He would do everything and anything in his power to prevent the Rumbling from happening, and subsequently save the world (even if he ruined himself in the process).
or, eren sends armin four years into the past during their talk in the Paths all the way to the female titan arc. armin has zero clue on how to cope with this.
or or, armin repurposes his entire life to saving eren from becoming insane and accidentally grows a little obsessed. everybody just thinks he's gay, though.
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Memento Mori - Remember, you HAVE to die (unless your immortal) by Polligonner
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Dream SMP
30 Jan 2026
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Being captured isn't all that bad.
Okay that's a lie, it sucks ass, especially when your a four year old who doesn't even understand what colors are yet!
While exploring, you ended up wondering into a trafficking campsite, being captured and held in the same cell for days, weeks, months even, another man was thrown into it with you.
He had blonde hair, the lightest blue eyes, dark grey wings with white tips.
You quickly grew close, but when you were set free, you charged out the door and into the sky like you didn't just make a bond with this man.
Centuries later, you come into contact with him again. And this time, he doesn't plan on letting you take to the sky. Not like you want you, your fine with being a nomad anyways.
Let's just hope he doesn't tie you down.
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the title is a placeholder..
I really don't like summaries.
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my (not)awesome sauce 77noli fic with 77noli topped off with a little more 77nolireal chapter one summary here though: The duo had just finished vandalizing(if you could call it that) builder brothers pizza, Elliot called the admins, now they are hiding or smth
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Which tragic rendition do we end up in this time?? by Sillyseall815
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP, More to be added! - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Jan 2026
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Parrot, an underpaid worker and the last of the avians (though he is unaware of this fact), and Wifies, a clone of an evil mastermind, meet shortly after being given a mysterious phone.
The phone being the only thing that ground the two after being sent on a quest into the multi-verse. Right after a portal quickly swallowed them both in a second. Fortunately and unfortunately for them, the only set in stone company the two can get is each other.
Also, what's this about them existing in other universes?
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Odyssey duo multi-fandom crack fic.
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- Part 4 of goofy crossovers!!
- Part 3 of We are.. UNSTABLE
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The Compound Printer Incident by Leia_2000
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jan 2026
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Peter just needs to print his homework.
The printer disagrees.Series