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    If someone would have told Phil a year ago that he would be sneaking two cats and a kitten into his apartment at 5:58 on a Thursday, he would have laughed in their face so hard he'd probably scare the person away.

    God. He wished he was lying when he said there was a kitten pulling out his hair under his hat right now.

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    Wilbur, Techno, and Tommy are cat shifters and Phil has absolutely no idea.

    Out of the kindness of his heart, he brings the three "cats" into his apartment to escape the cold.

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    Cuando eres secuestrado, lo último que esperas es que sea para tener crías.
    En un mundo donde la sociedad se divide en razas, un experimento nombrado DP parte al estándar social para presentar un nuevo plan de crecimiento y ampliación generacional, recientemente integrado gracias a la federación.
    Esperamos que disfruten la isla y la llegada de la nueva generación de híbridos que llegaran al mundo.

     

    HAHAHA

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    fWhip had gotten a stack of letters for each of the other emperors plus Owen and Eloise and minus False and Gem. The letters had contained invites to the Antarctic Empire’s yearly gala.

    He'd made his decision, going home after ten years would bring up lots of questions but he could deal with it.

    The Hermits also getting invites ends up bringing more secrets to light than he was originally planning for.

    Not that he had any qualms about any of them coming out.

    Seeing Scott's reaction however sends him spiraling.

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    Tomas Watson was born on the ninth of April, on a warm sunny afternoon in some hospital in some city his parents couldn’t be bothered to memorize.

    When he was born, he cried. Not like any other baby, though, he cried for hours upon hours after his birth, his mother was surprised his face hadn’t turned blue.

    The nurse had tried everything she knew. Rocking him, humming softly, pacing the length of the room with him bundled awkwardly against her shoulder. Nothing worked. Tomas cried until his tiny fists curled tight and his voice went hoarse, as if he had already decided the world had wronged him.

    His father, Phil, had been the one to take him eventually.

    He held the boy like he wasn’t quite sure what to do with him, one large hand supporting the back of the baby’s head while the other steadied the blanket wrapped around him. For a moment Tomas kept crying, face scrunched and red and furious.

     

    Or, a historical fiction SBI au where Wilbur goes to war and Tommy is left at home.

    I do not support Wilbur Soot.

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    Phil was just trying to get food for his fledglings at night when he was shot down by a hunter, he was stuck. Who the hell was this pink haired guy?!

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    Phil trying to be a good dad when Techno injures him with a net.

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    Relentless describes something that is persistent, unyielding, and doesn't stop or weaken, showing great determination, vigor, or severity, often without mercy.

    Technoblade is Relentless in his attempts to escape.

     

    Philza, Tommy, and Wilbur are Relentless in making him a part of their family.

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    Technoblade became a hero out of necessity. Not morals, not fame, not even bitter revenge. Just... necessity. Something needed to pay the bills and an English degree wasn't going to do it.

    He was a top hero now, only four years onto his career, with both his brothers trailing behind. Things weren't perfect, but it wasn't like his past could come bite him in the ass anymore then it already had...

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    Or, Technoblade gets chased down and emotionally beaten up by a past he thought was long dead. It doesn't go well for anyone.

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    Red lost everything to the Syndicate. His family, his friends, his home. He’s no vigilant, he’s stained his hands and he will take his punishment.

    Apparently the universe hates him so it isn’t making things easy when he finds two big shots Ravager and Croupier bleeding out in an alleyway.

    He doesn’t know what to do. But healing them and locking them in his temporary home wasn’t exactly what he was thinking.

    Doesn’t help that Enderwalk allies with the Syndicate who took everything away from him while Red is actively avoiding the Hunters at all costs.

    (Or… nope this is exactly like the others. I did put my own spin on it.)

    Now back to it.

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    Like the title says i realized all my fics are not really fics so i just decided to make them one fic

    Other characters might be added

    Tags are prone to change

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    “Wilbur,” Techno says quietly. He squeezes Wilbur’s hand. “D… don’ cry.”
    “Oh,” he gasps, doubling over to press his face against the mattress. “Oh, Tech-”
    “M’here.” It’s soft, quiet, and so Techno that Wilbur collapses into fresh sobs. “M’here… Wil.”
    And he knows Techno isn’t like this with anyone else. Techno has been weak, he has been vulnerable, but soft- he’s only ever soft for Wilbur. So gentle for him.
    “Don’… cry,” Techno repeats, slurred and slow. “I… I’m here. Wil.”
    “I know,” Wilbur chokes out, lifting his head and hugging his twin. Techno makes a slightly startled sound, but quickly melts into Wilbur’s arms. “I’m just so happy, Techno. That’s why I’m crying, I’m happy.”

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    7 years ago, a Tom Doe was placed in foster care. A year after that, he was adopted by one Phillip Waston, who lived in northern England and had a stable career as a content creator.

    Two years after that, Tommyinnit started his channel, a mimicry of his father’s. He wanted, desperately, to do as his father did. At most it would be a fun hobby, right?

    Right.

     

    Or irl fic except Tommy is Phil's adopted son, and no one knows because they both suck at confrontation

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    Fic contains Wilbur Soot- I am not a Wilbur Soot sympathizer, that man can die, I just have a hard time letting go. Support and Believe all Victims

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    Technoblade is depressed and tying to get better. I know I have a typo. It’s there for a reason.

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    a story of Phil living his not so Mortal life. He survives through countless battles and is now some history professor who happens to meet some pretty cool people. He learns that maybe his not so normal life can be helped by some random kids he meets.

    It's exactly how it sounds so enjoy

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    That's it, Techno gives up. His alternate's house is unlivable and he's replacing everything in it, starting with the bedding so he can actually get some sleep around here. Unfortunately, that means braving the more populated parts of Sanctuary, meeting plenty of faces both familiar and not.

    It's an awful experience, mostly because people seem so surprised when he acts like a reasonable person, politely ignoring Wilbur's pre-heat and trying not to stain anything that doesn't belong to him with his scent. Seriously, it's the bare minimum! He hates it here.

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    “He’s not as bad as they make him sound!” Wilbur was trying to make eye contact with Phil as he bent over to stitch up the long cut in his arm. “I’ve never actually seen him kill anyone. And even when he injuries an officer or a hero, he only does it in self-defense. He targets specific people. Bad people.”

    “Has he added you to that list of bad people?” Phil raised the boy’s arm to show the fresh stitches. “Because he sure does like to target you.”

    “No, I think startled him this time. He doesn’t like when I come at him from behind, I think.”

    “Power to Prime Wilbur….”

    “At least he said sorry?”

    //or//

    Five times Phil could have come out of retirement, and the one time he finally did.

     

    // IMPORTANT //

    I am now posting the rewrite of this fic! You can expect updates every week, but don't ask me for dates because I'm afraid of them. But I do have the end written, so you will for sure get to see it, lol.

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    Toby isn't a criminal.
    In fact, hes never broken a law in his life.
    Never jaywalked, stolen, smoked, drank, or broken into a home.
    But he was still a home invader.

    Even if they invited him in. even if they signed the papers.
    No matter where he goes hes an invader, an outsider.
    Just a malignant mold spreading.
    Any home he entered became a shell of a house before he’s swooped away to the next place he’s bound to destroy.

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    At one point Techno would have been repulsed at what he had become.

    But that was not now.

    Case in point; the bodies laying on blue tarp at his feet.

     

    (Serial Killer Au with a sprinkle (read. a ton) of forced adoption)
    ((serial killer dadnoblade held me at knifepoint until i posted this))

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    Phil gripped the letter harder and wished the ever lasting migraine to finally go away. They were going by bus to a middle of nowhere and yet even here they couldn’t escape crying children and Karen’s yammering through the phone.

    His boys weren’t making the trip any easier.

    He knew they weren’t the happiest with moving to Stardew but Phil was desperate at this point. They all needed a change.

    His work at JoJa absolutely destroyed him mentally (maybe a little physically too but he was not going to admit to that, ever). Each day was sucking his soul more and more and when his supervisors decided to dock his pay for someone else's mistake, he nearly entered a meltdown. He didn’t at the time.

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    Sbi Stardew Crossover. They all move to Stardew and I just write their little dramas. Some anxieties, some magic, some family feels, as per usual :3

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    Quackity appreciates his two best friends, Wil and Dave, they dont harass him, aren't rude, they are probably the nicest people Quackity has ever met and talk to him whenever they come by to town.

    And today is the day Quackity decides he will show them he's an avian, he just hopes they dont go batshit crazy over them.

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    Techno hates being like this. Having panic attacks over something as simple as non-sexual physical contact. And Dr. Charles keeps saying that’s not Techno’s fault, but it still makes him feel like there’s something fundamentally broken inside him when he sees other people holding hands and hugging and touching each other without fear. When he watches his siblings tumble around without a care as to if they’re touching each other or slamming into each other.
    And he feels bad too that he can’t let anyone touch him except Phil. That Phil is the only one who doesn’t have to ask first. Except that Phil proved from the beginning, from Techno’s first day here, that he wouldn’t touch him unless Techno said it was okay.
    Dory’s been kind of normal with him. She’s cautious, but she doesn’t walk on eggshells around him. She pays attention and notices when he’s uncomfortable and does what she can to fix it.

    Read the tags and content warnings.

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