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Kojiro @kojiro327
Someone get them out of my restaurant.
[Video of Reki and Miya sitting on top of a table blasting All Too Well (Taylor's Version) and screaming the lyrics. Langa is looking on in confusion]
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oka @okas
i don't know what i expected but it wasnt this
reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
don't act like you didn't play it all day in dope sketch @okas
reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
just admit you remember it all too well, joe.
Kojiro @kojiro327
@kyanr I dont even know what that means!
miya (taylor's version) ✓ @chinenmiya
which is exactly why you have to keep listening. @kojiro327 @kyanr
hana @dilfzimmerman
swifties in japan? can we make a club?
jo (flop era) @lgbtkatsuki
this is very funny and i love it but i think i know the blue haired dude lol
reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
langa and i are doing couples costumes for christmas. no i will not explain
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Langa @langahasegawa
I didnt agree to this
reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
its not that bad, u just wear a reindeer onsie! @langahasegawa
Langa @langahasegawa
... @kyanr
miya (taylor's version) ✓ @chinenmiya
wtf
reki (taylor's version) @kyanreki
i said i will not explain @chinenmiya
Buzzfeed Japan ✓ @buzzfeedjpn
Sakurayashiki Kaoru is holding an exhibition this week in Okinawa! Make sure to buy your
tickets here! https://sakurayashikicalli.com/events/tickets
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miya (taylor's version) ✓ @chinenmiya
do i get free tickets bc ur my mom? @sakurayashiki
Kojiro @kojiro327
No. @chinenmiya
miya (taylor's version) ✓ @chinenmiya
ur not my dad @kojiro327
Langa @langahasegawa
[Video of Miya following Kojiro and calling him Dad] @chinenmiya
miya (taylor's version) ✓ @chinenmiya
i will remember this, slime. @langahasegawa
Arthur @arthurroux
ok so i was going through some old photos from when i was younger right and why didnt my
mom tell me i used to be friends with a (semi) popular snowboarder?
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Arthur @arthurroux
for further context: i was friends with him when we were like two, and i never saw him again. he is (was?) a popular teen snowboarder
in canada and he did it with his dad, i'm pretty sure. from what i can tell, he isn't active at the moment.
emmy @ninjatobio
besties lets be respectful!! i'm pretty sure he stopped because his dad passed!
Drew Belmont @drewbel
Where did you hear that? It's probably not even true lmao @ninjatobio
emmy @ninjatobio
https://www.espn.com/feature/story/479210/canadas-oliver-hasegawa-tragically-passes @drewbel
Drew Belmont @drewbel
How do you know thats even his dad? No one even mentioned the guys name... @ninjatobio
emmy @ninjatobio
dude read the fucking article and look at the pictures. try not to be an ass on the internet next time lol @drewbel
CNN Sports ✓ @buzzfeedcnd
Langa Hasegawa, 18, was a famous snowboarder from Canada, until his father passed and he fell off the face of
the earth. Now, pictures of Hasegawa are popping up on twitter and people are talking about what might've happened
to said snowboarder. Learn more...
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Sakurayashiki K. ✓ @sakurayashiki
@kojiro327
Kojiro @kojiro327
oh shit @sakurayashiki
jo (flop era) @lgbtkatsuki
idk if this is very disrespectful or just plain weird. maybe both?
Ryan Haynes @ryandh
is snowboarding a sport lol
Langa ✓ @langahasegawa
Why am I verified?
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miya (taylor's version) ✓ @chinenmiya
3/5 YES
reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
bc ur the best <3
reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
what does that even mean @chinenmiya
miya (taylor's version) ✓ @chinenmiya
it means that me and kaoru r verified and now langa is too. ONLY U AND JOE ARENT!!! @kyanr
Kojiro @kojiro327
Ouch @chinenmiya
Sakurayashiki K. ✓ @sakurayashiki
You're verified because CNN did an article on you.
Langa ✓ @langahasegawa
Um, what? @sakurayashiki
reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
UM WHAT @sakurayashiki
jo (flop era) @lgbtkatsuki
lol who r those guys under hasegawa's tweet? they're hilarious.
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emmy @ninjatobio
pretty sure one of them is on japans skateboarding team for the olympics
jo (flop era) @lgbtkatsuki
IM SORRY WHAT @ninjatobio
Langa @langahasegawa
In case anyone was wondering, I'm alive. And in Japan.
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reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
10/10. very descriptive.
Arthur @arthurroux
this reads as someone forced you to tweet this. hope ur doing good!
hana @dilfzimmerman
blink once if u need help
Langa @langahasegawa
What did you want me to say? "I moved to Japan and I have a new favorite sport. Also, I have a boyfriend and a weird friend group."
Kojiro @kojiro327
This is such a weird tweet.
miya (taylor's version) ✓ @chinenmiya
[To You gif] @kojiro327
reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
well when you phrase it like that @langahasegawa
Langa ✓ @langahasegawa
Ok, I guess I'm doing a Q&A. Ask me some questions.
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jules @bokutofilms
ok favorite food?
Langa ✓ @langahasegawa
Does anything edible count? @bokutofilms
jules @bokutofilms
mood @langahasegawa
hana @dilfzimmerman
biggest change moving from canada to japan?
Langa ✓ @langahasegawa
Probably the language. I can speak Japanese just fine, but writing and reading it is a struggle.
I applied at Sakurayashiki Calligraphy for an apprenticeship when i first moved here, for some
reason. I obviously did not get it.
hana @dilfzimmerman
JSDGHSHGK NOOOO @langahasegawa
reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
favorite movie we've seen?
Langa ✓ @langahasegawa
i liked totoro @kyanr
reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
i should've expected that
oka @okas
yeah i have a question: why arent you stocking the shelves?
reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
UM @okas
Langa ✓ @langahasegawa
Well that's all. I have to go before Reki gets me fired. Thanks for asking questions.
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reki (taylor's version) @kyanr
oh yeah blame this on me! just because i suggested it, and helped
u with it, and i see your point.
Kojiro @kojiro327
How do you both still have jobs?
oka @okas
i have a soft spot for hopeless cases @kojiro327
emmy @lgbtkatsuki
i know little to nothing about this man, but if anything
happened to him, i'd kill everyone and then myself.
Not Joe 🔒 @whotfisjoe
YOU KEPT ME LIKE A SECRET BUT I KEPT YOU
LIKE AN OATH??? WHAT THE FUCK???
tbc...