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In the summer after her Fourth Year and the death of Cedric Diggory, strange things start happening to Heather. She starts dreaming up a knockout handsome Voldemort, she survives a month without sleep or food, and oh! Yeah! She kills and eats a boy.
Strangely desensitized to the whole thing, she goes on to her horror show of a Fifth Year, finding solace in hyperfeminine clothing and taunting Draco Malfoy about his enormous crush on her while avoiding any thoughts of how wet she got every time Voldemort called her Bambi.Mean girl!Harry AU inspired by Jennifer's Body and with homages to Heathers (see her name), Mean Girls, Gossip Girl, and every other teenage bitch media you can think of.