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if there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies by wildwestwind
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Jun 2022
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“You fake your orgasms,” Lan Zhan repeated.
“Yes!” Wei Ying threw up her arms. “Fine. I fake my orgasms. You don’t get it. I have ADHD, right? I can’t concentrate on anything, I can’t even concentrate on jerking off. I didn’t figure out how to come until I was twenty-two and it’s not for lack of trying. I have to have really hot porn and a high-powered vibrator and noise-canceling headphones and the music up loud enough that there aren’t any random sounds to distract me–”
Lan Zhan blinked. “Wei Ying can wear noise-canceling headphones during sex.”
“You don’t understand,” Wei Ying said. “You’re so goddamn nice to me. People aren’t that nice to me. I’m not the kind of girl that guys take to restaurants. I’m the kind of girl that gets invited over to watch a movie and then I have the guy’s dick in my mouth by ten minutes in.”