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~Partners in Crime~
A Y/N x Yelena Belova fluff fanfic :D
A Marvel AU I guess AAaAAAAaaaaAAA
This gets dark O-O and idk why-
Warning: Angst, Cursing, Gore, Self-harm
Quick note - I do plan to extend this through Endgame and Hawkeye :D
10:03 A.M. - Avengers Tower
“AYO-”
“Y/N!”
“GET THE HELL UP ITS 10-”
“SHUT IT STEVE!” You yell back.
“RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, Y/N-!!” He shoots back.
“HAH! OLD MAN!” You laugh back.
You roll out of bed and fall onto the carpeted floor of your room. You suit up with the SHIELD agent uniform you were provided with and walk out of your room. You walk into the kitchen to see The Avengers vibing and eating breakfast. You look through the cabinets to find they’re out of Froot Loops.
“AYO WHO FINISHED THE FROOT LOOPS-?!”
“Ummm I think it was Banner…” Thor replies, eating his Froot Loops.
“Thor I swear to Asgard if you finished the Froot Loops I will obliterate Stormbreaker by smashing it against your forehead-” You threaten.
Thor pauses before replying with “We have Fruity Pebbles-?”
You smile and run to the cabinet to grab a box of Fruity Pebbles. You grab a bowl and a spoon and pour a bowl of cereal.
“Hey- anyone seen Nat?” Tony freakin Stark asks.
“Nah she flew to Moscow with her sister for a mission two nights ago.” Steve replies.
“Surprised you didn't notice. You two are good friends,” He continues, pointing at you.
“Yea Nat’s cool, but since when does she have a sister-?” You ask.
“Don't know. I'm as surprised as you are,” Tony replies.
You finish your cereal and walk back to your room.
You sigh and flop onto your bed. You put your pillow on your face and scream into it. Somehow, Steve hears you and knocks on your door.
“Yo Y/N- You good-?” Steve asks.
“Yea, but I'm tired and I wanna take a nap-” you laugh.
He chuckles and leans against your doorway.
“Do you like Nat-?” He asks, laughing uncontrollably.
“Yea that's a hard no-” You reply.
“Hmm. Ok. Maybe meet me in the target room later?” He offers.
“Yea sure!”
He walks out of your room and shuts the door.
“Ugh you’re such an idiot, Y/N” You say to yourself.
The truth is, you’re not in love with Nat, but her sister on the other hand... Sure, Nat is your closest friend in the tower. Second was probably Thor. You two joke a lot and get along fairly well, but when Natasha saved your life in Norway, that made you two friends. But you also met her sister, Yelena. Yelena is amazing, has the best humor ever, and she's pretty. You blush. Yea, if anyone, you’re in love with Yelena.
You come to your senses to see Tony standing above you.
“Didn't hear you come in, Tin Can,” You glare at him.
“Save it Y/N, we got a problem,”
“Oh how bad can it be? You're the freaking Avengers!” You shoot back, tired as hell.
“Hmph. Well try… Your best friend and her sister have been kidnapped by a mafia in Moscow, the sister’s been shot but not dying aaaaaaaand your best friend has been drugged and the mafia is asking for a ransom,” Tony says back, sharper than usual.
Your eyes widen and you feel this wave of “I gotta get out there-” wash over you.
“I’m in,” You reply.
“Good. Load some guns I guess. Get knives. Do whatever you need to do and meet us at the helicopter pad,” He replies, walking out of your room.
“Wait-” You say, hesitating. `
“What?” Tony replies, confused.
“Why me-? Clint would be perfect for this.” You ask.
“We all know you like Yelena. Trust me. We’re doing you a favor,” Tony says with a wink and smiling uncontrollably.
“Wha-”
“You’re trash at being subtle about it, Y/N,” He says, finally walking out of your room.
You stand up and lift up your mattress off the bed frame to reveal storage of various weapons, along with some personal stuff, such as your wallet, keys, that sort of thing.
You pick up a military vest that you had bought a while ago for something like this.
“Ok… first aid kit, throwing knives, military knife, 2 handguns and a rifle on my back,” You say to yourself.
“Gods, Y/N. You’re taking a lot of weapons,” You hear a voice behind you say.
You turn around to see Thor.
“For the love of gods why do people not knock on my door-?! Maybe I’ll make a sign when I get back,” You say, continuing to pack.
“Wow you really wanna be prepared for this,” Thor says, a hint of being impressed in his voice.
“Uhm, yea. I wanna make sure Yelena and Nat are ok…” You reply, very hesitant. “I really care about them both,”
“Oh come on, Y/N! We all know you love Yelena.” Thor sarcastically says.
“Oh shut up-” You say jokingly.
You both laugh a bit before he says “You’re so gay, Y/N-”
“HAH! no kidding!” You’re unable to keep yourself together, laughing.
“Welp. I’m finished packing,” You say.
“Alright let’s go help your best friend and your future wife!” Thor yells, laughing.
“THOR-!!” You scream as he runs out your door, your face a bright red.
You run out of your room and up the stairs to the helicopter pad to see a large jet, with Hawkeye in the cockpit. You see Steve, Bruce, Tony, and Thor already boarding. You run to the jet and sit down on a nearby bench-thing.
“AYO CLINT- WHATS THE ETA?!” You yell.
“AROUND 2 PM!” He shouts back.
You check your watch. It’s currently 11:21.
“ANY WAY WE CAN GET THERE FASTER-?!” You scream.
“UMMM. NO-?” He shoots back.
“OK!” You yell, sighing.
The jet takes off and you put on a seatbelt. You check your watch again. 11:23. You let out a sharp sigh.
“Shit…” You say under your breath.
“LaNgUaGe!1!” Steve yells.
You laugh at his remark. A few minutes later, you just zone out. All you can think about is Yelena. Although you don’t realize it, your face is extremely red. You just close your eyes and daydream.
~HoUrS sPeEd By LiKe SeConDs~