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[September 15th 9:32am You created L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N group chat]
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[September 19th]
You 8:13pm
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How do I paint my nails?
Doublethebest 8:13pm
With your hands!
You 8:13pm
Not what I meant Jin-chan
>.<
MrFantastic 8:14pm
If you need help I know the perfect guy who can lend you a *hand*. @no
Doublethebest 8:14pm
That's hilarious! I hate it!
You 8:14pm
Guys I'm serious! I don't know which color to choose!
MrFantastic 8:14pm
I suggest yellow.
Doublethebest 8:15pm
Do pink!
Or black!
You 8:15pm
|I suggest yellow
Ew
|Do pink!
Already did, and black too
I want something new!!
Meanie 8:16pm
stick your hand in a blender
|If you need help I know the perfect…
lol
The Boss™ 8:16pm
fuck you
Meanie 8:17pm
when and where
You 8:17pm
Ew gross
Doublethebest 8:17pm
Aw, young love!
The Boss™ 8:18pm
wtf
You 8:18pm
We all know it Tomu-chan ;)
MrFantastic 8:19pm
Toga, I have to inform you that you have a terrible taste in fashion.
Worse than Dabi's.
Meanie 8:19pm
thats weak even for you wizard
The Boss™ 8:19pm
|Worse than Dabi's.
hah
You 8:20pm
Tomu-chan what color do you suggest??
Tomu-chan?
@no ???????????
MrFantastic 8:25pm
He’s not going to answer.
Doublethebest 8:25pm
How rude! Take my suggestion Toga!
You 8:25pm
Jin thnx but
It's borinnng
Doublethebest 8:25pm
You wound me
Fuck you!
Beyblade 8:26pm
Red?
You 8:26pm
Omg!!! Youre a genius Spinner!!!
I didn’t think you could come up with such a good idea!!
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Beyblade 8:27pm
Uh thanks
You 8:27pm
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I’m gonna go
Bye guysss
Doublethebest 8:27pm
Goodbye! Take care of yourself!
Never come back!
Meanie 8:28pm
|Uh thanks
simp
Beyblade 8:28pm
??????
Why
The Boss™ 8:28pm
you aren’t denying it
Beyblade 8:29pm
Wtf
Why do you have to agree on this between all things
MrFantastic 8:29pm
Because they are in love but are too proud to admit it.
You 8:29pm
Who’s in love??
Meanie 8:30pm
werent you gone?
Doublethebest 8:30pm
Welcome back toga!
You 8:30pm
Can't miss a convo about love u.u
Beyblade 8:30pm
You're texting and painting your nails?
Impressive
You 8:31pm
Thank youuuuuuuuu
Meanie 8:31pm
simp
Beyblade 8:31pm
Shut. Up.
The Boss™ 8:31pm
still not denying it
MrFantastic 8:32pm
Like you aren't denying your feelings for each other?
Meanie 8:32pm
and what if i suck his dick
whatre you gonna do about it
Beyblade 8:32pm
TMI
Gross
The Boss™ 8:33pm
he doesn't
wtf
Doublethebest 8:33pm
Congratulations!!
The Boss™ 8:33pm
he doesn't
@killitwfire stop being weird
You 8:33pm
What does simp mean?
And congrats boyss!!!!!
Meanie 8:34pm
@stainsblade can answer
Beyblade 8:34pm
No I can't and fuck you
Meanie 8:34pm
later @no is busy now
The Boss™ 8:35pm
@Kurkgiri can i kick him out of the league?
You 8:35pm
Yes!
Beyblade 8:35pm
Yes
Doublethebest 8:35pm
Yeah! Fuck off!
MrFantastic 8:35pm
I don't see why not.
Meanie 8:36pm
well fuck you too
The Boss™ 8:36pm
@Kurogiri ?
Dad 2.0 8:37pm
No.
Meanie 8:37pm
hah losers
The Boss™ 8:37pm
go get fucked
Beyblade 8:38pm
Oh no
Meanie 8:38pm
only if you come with me crusty boy
You 8:39pm
I'll kick you out of the group if you don't stop being disgusting
Doublethebest 8:39pm
But come or…
You 8:39pm
Ewwwwwwwwww Jin!!!!
Beyblade 8:39pm
Sweet Jesus
Meanie 8:40pm
@Gin you stole my joke
MrFantastic 8:40pm
Should I remind everyone that Toga is a minor?
You 8:40pm
Hey I'm not a baby!!
Don't treat me like one!!
Meanie 8:40pm
she says while whining like a baby
You 8:41pm
You're always so mean >:(
Doublethebest 8:41pm
Don't be mean to toga!
She is great and a grown up!
You newborn!
You 8:41pm
Thank you Jin-chan ❤️❤️
Beyblade 8:42pm
Am I the only one who noticed that shigaraki has been writing for like five minutes??
You 8:42pm
Nope :3
MrFantastic 8:42pm
Is he writing a love letter?
Beyblade 8:42pm
To dabi?
Meanie 8:43pm
who else?
You 8:43pm
Are you jealous??
Awwwww
Meanie 8:43pm
jealous of? his right hand?
You 8:43pm
?? Why just his right?
He has a lot of hands…
Meanie 8:43pm
here it is
a baby
You 8:44pm
What! Why???
Beyblade 8:44pm
@killitwfire don't you dare tell her
Meanie 8:44pm
wasn't going to
MrFantastic 8:44pm
I advise against explaining it.
Meanie 8:45pm
youre late wizard
Doublethebest 8:45pm
What's there to explain?
You 8:45pm
Guyss
Don't exclude meee
I'm confuseeeed
Beyblade 8:45pm
Not. A. Word.
Meanie 8:45pm
see when a men loves his hand very very much
The Boss™ 8:46pm
|only if you come with me crusty boy
alright
You 8:46pm
?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beyblade 8:46pm
It took you 8 minutes to write that??
MrFantastic 8:46pm
Can you not talk about that in this chat? Use a private one.
Doublethebest 8:46pm
Good for you Dabi!
Disgusting, I'd rather chop it off
Meanie 8:47pm
@no i was joking
You 8:47pm
But were you???
Beyblade 8:47pm
Yeah dabi don't be a coward
The Boss™ 8:47pm
why are you supporting this?
You 8:47pm
It's fun!!!
Beyblade 8:48pm
Revenge.
Meanie 8:48pm
im out of this conversation
The Boss™ 8:49pm
@killitwfire you know that I was joking too right?
i don't want to fuck you
like ever
you look gross
and smell worse
The Boss™ 8:50pm
dabi
@killitwfire
MrFantastic 8:50pm
The silent scream of a desperate man.
Beyblade 8:50pm
Not so silent
I can hear him shout from upstairs
You 8:51pm
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Look at my nails!!!!
Doublethebest 8:51pm
They are mazing toga! Just like you!!
You 8:51pm
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Beyblade 8:51pm
Sorry but
Why am *I* the simp?
Meanie 8:52pm
take a look in a mirror
The Boss™ 8:52pm
dabi
dabi pick up
The Boss™ 8:53pm
asshole
Beyblade 8:53pm
@killitwfire what's that supposed to mean???
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[September 21st]
You 11:47pm
Sooooo
@no @killitwfire
You got something to tell us?
Doublethebest 11:47 pm
Hi toga! You should be asleep! It's late!
You 11:47pm
Thnx Jin-chan but I'm not tired
I want the gossip
Beyblade 11:48pm
Why do you want to talk about it
Haven't you heard enough?
The Boss™ 11:48pm
you guys fucking listened?
Beyblade 11:48pm
Not by choice
Doublethebest 11:48pm
Did you use protection?
The Boss™ 11:49pm
what for
it's not like one of us can get pregnant
You 11:49pm
That's not what I was taught in sex ed
Doublethebest 11:49pm
They can get pregnant???
Beyblade 11:49pm
No
You 11:49pm
No!
Doublethebest 11:50pm
Alright just checking!
Beyblade 11:50pm
Wait…
@Kirby! sex ed?
|jealous of who? his right hand?
so you know what this means?
You 11:50pm
?????
What
MrFantastic 11:50pm
Still very much underage.
Beyblade 11:51pm
Yep
True
Sorry Toga
You 11:51pm
Np spinner
:3
Meanie 11:51pm
im going to murder all of you if you don't shut up
You 11:51pm
Rude
MrFantastic 11:52pm
Oh, being queer and commiting felonies.
You 11:52pm
Are you coming out Mister?
MrFantastic 11:52pm
Do I… need to?
The Boss™ 11:52pm
wtf
no
MrFantastic 11:53pm
Excellent.
Wait a second, you did not use protections?
The Boss™ 11:53pm
none of your business
fuck off
MrFantastic 11:53pm
@Kurogiri
Dad 2.0 11:54pm
They did.
You 11:54pm
Wow! Instant reply!
He never does that with me :(
The Boss™ 11:54pm
or me…
wtf kurogiri
MrFantastic 11:54pm
Thank you.
Dad 2.0 11:54pm
You are welcome.
The Boss™ 11:55pm
@Kurogiri wtf
The Boss™ 11:57pm
why does everyone ignore me
You 11:57pm
It's probably your temper Tomu-chan
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[September 22nd]
The Boss™ 3:03am
hand
Beyblade 3:12am
????
Need help @no?
The Boss™ 3:12am
wrong chat
it was for kurogiri
Beyblade 3:12am
????
Meanie 3:13am
you write hand to kurogiri at 3am?
fucking weirdo
The Boss™ 3:13am
shut up
Meanie 3:13am
make me
Beyblade 3:13am
You know
Private chats exist
Meanie 3:14am
we know
The Boss 3:14am
we know
Beyblade 3:14am
Ugh if you start talking in unison I'll puke
Meanie 3:14am
don't need to get so pissed just cause you can't get any
The Boss™ 3:15am
yeah spinner
jealous doesn't suit you
Beyblade 3:15am
I liked you best when you couldn't stand each other
The Boss™ 3:15am
still don't
Meanie 3:15am
we don't
The Boss™ 3:15am
stop it
Meanie 3:16am
you started
The Boss™ 3:16am
no u
Meanie 3:16am
what are you 6?
The Boss™ 3:16am
so you fucked a six y o
Beyblade 3:16am
Ew Dabi
Meanie 3:17am
i hate you
The Boss™ 3:17am
same
Beyblade 3:17am
Wow that really hurt my feelings
/s
…
You weren't talking to me right?
Beyblade 3:27am
Guys c'mon it's three in the morning
A bit of respect
Beyblade 3:33am
I'll get my headphones
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[September 24th]
You 10:30am
Guysss what's your favorite hero?
Doublethebest 10:30am
Morning toga!
I hate all of them!
You 10:30am
Moooorning Jin-chan!
But like
If you had to choose one
MrFantastic 10:31am
This question is appropriate neither to the time nor the place.
Doublethebest 10:31am
I like ectoplasm! He sucks!
You 10:31am
Who???
He's not in the options
Beyblade 10:31am
All Might
Meanie 10:31am
@no
You 10:32am
Oh! I have All Might!
The Boss™ 10:32am
who the fuck said all might
Beyblade 10:32am
Stain considers him a true hero and so do I
Meanie 10:32am
wrong answer
Beyblade 10:33am
I'm ready to die for my beliefs
The Boss™ 10:33am
then perish
You 10:33am
"People who admire All Might are amiable and gentle. Like the hero, they stay true to their belief and are ready to fight for them."
Yap sounds like Spinner
Doublethebest 10:33am
Toga I don't understand
MrFantastic 10:34am
I think she's reading some kind of blog.
You 10:34am
Yupp
Doublethebest 10:34am
Oh! Do me next!
You 10:34am
You need to choose a hero on the list!
Wait I'll tell u
So there is
All Might
Endeavor
You 10:35am
Hawks
Best Jeanist
Edgeshot
And Mirko
Only one girl
Booooo
Meanie 10:35am
the fuck are you spamming for
Double 10:35am
Do Hawks!
Meanie 10:35am
if you insist
You 10:35am
Sure thing Jin-chan!
Beyblade 10:35am
Ew
Meanie 10:36am
so youre alive
Beyblade 10:36am
So you want to fuck a hero
Meanie 10:36am
at least its not all might
Beyblade 10:36am
I
Don't
Want
To
MrFantastic 10:36am
Please, don't spam.
Beyblade 10:37am
Fuck
All Might
Meanie 10:37am
my point
Beyblade 10:37am
I can't win can I?
You 10:37am
Well Hawks is hot (/////)
Meanie 10:37am
yeah not anymore
You 10:38am
Btw
"You are a free spirit and a fast learner. Like Hawks, you are optimistic, easy going and always ready to help who's in need."
Doublethebest 10:38am
Thanks toga! I hate it!
The Boss™ 10:38am
@killitwfire the fuck is wrong w you
Meanie 10:38am
you don't even know half of it
The Boss™ 10:38am
hawks? really?
MrFantastic 10:38am
I sense some jealousy.
You 10:38am
Yeeessssss
Hihihihi
Meanie 10:39am
i was just joking relax
The Boss™ 10:39am
like when you were "joking" w me?
Meanie 10:39am
jesus fuck youre five
The Boss™ 10:39am
yeah? and you re ugly
and smell
Meanie 10:40am
says the guy who uses dead hands as a choker
The Boss™ 10:40am
don't fucking talk to me
Meanie 10:40am
oh what a great loss
The Boss™ 10:40am
fuck you
Meanie 10:40am
you
too
Beyblade 10:42am
…
Damn
You 10:42am
Oooookkkkk
Awkward!
Doublethebest 10:42am
What a short relationship
Thank god it's over!
Beyblade 10:42am
It isn't
You 10:42am
It isn't
MrFantastic 10:43am
Actually, I don't think it is.
You 10:43am
Well btw!
Favorite hero Mister?
MrFantastic 10:43am
Based on your list I'd say Best Jeanist.
You 10:44am
"Best Jeanist is an elegant man, he always knows what to say and how to act. Who prefers him is composed, polite and just a tad dramatic."
MrFantastic 10:44am
Dare I say, quite accurate.
You 10:44am
See?? It's a good blog!
Doublethebest 10:44am
It really is! Good job!
You 10:44am
Thnx Jin-chan
❤️❤️❤️
Meanie 10:55am
what does it say about endeavor
You 10:55am
That's your favorite??
Meanie 10:55am
i want to kill him
You 10:55am
And…?
Meanie 10:55am
no he isnt
just send the thing
You 10:56am
Rude ok
"You are devoted to your career but still find time to spend with your family. Hot-headed and stoic, you face every challenge undaunted."
Not that accurate :(
You 10:57am
@killitwfire don't leave me on read!
@killitwfire
@killitwfire
@killitwfire
@killitwfire
You 10:58am
@killitwfire
@killitwfire
[Meanie left the group]
You 10:58am
:(
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[September 25th]
Beyblade 2:59pm
@Kirby! I have a question
You 2:59pm
Yess???
Beyblade 2:59pm
Why is that the name of the group?
And why has no one asked before?
You 2:59pm
Oh!! Wait a sec
MrFantastic 3:00pm
|And why has no one asked before?
We weren't ready for the explanation.
[You added Meanie to the group]
You 3:00pm
Well it stands for:
the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness
Meanie 3:00pm
wow its even more stupid than i though
You 3:01pm
Rude >:(
It's from a cartoon I watched!
It's funnyyyy
And accurate u.u
Beyblade 3:01pm
@themagestic yeah I didn't want to know
TMI
You 3:01pm
:(
I should save everyone as "meanie" not just Dabi
Meanie 3:02pm
the fuck
MrFantastic 3:02pm
Look at the bright side: it could have been so much worse.
Beyblade 3:02pm
Yeah like
What has Shigaraki saved you as?
You 3:02pm
I mean if you'd be kinder to me I'll change it
:3
Meanie 3:03pm
ass
which is kinda flattering
Beyblade 3:03pm
You made up already??
It's been like
A day
Meanie 3:03pm
didn't
You 3:03pm
Are you sure about that??
Meanie 3:04pm
@no hate me still?
The Boss™ 3:04pm
yes fuck you
Meanie 3:04pm
see?
Beyblade 3:04pm
That's some fucked up love language
You 3:04pm
Omg!!!
We should plan their wedding!!!
Meanie 3:04pm
no
The Boss™ 3:04pm
no
MrFantastic 3:05pm
I could be the officiant. I have the perfect suit for the occasion.
You 3:05pm
Yessss
I'm the flower girl!!!
(It's a western wedding right?)
MrFantastic 3:05pm
I'd say so.
@stainsblade @Gin you two can be best men.
You 3:05pm
Waaaaaaa
Perfect!!!!
What's the theme??
Can it be blood???
It'll suit Tomu-chan's eyes!
Beyblade 3:06pm
I refuse.
Doublethebest 3:06pm
Cool! Sounds dumb.
I'm in!
MrFantastic 3:06pm
As a theme may I suggest constellations?
You 3:06pm
Why not blood ;-;
Beyblade 3:06pm
…
At this point
Let's do swords
Doublethebest 3:07pm
Everything together!!
Meanie 3:07pm
you are crazy
You 3:07pm
Rude
We are working for you :(
Beyblade 3:07pm
Cause you aren't
Dad 2.0 3:07pm
I ask you to stop talking about marriage. Shigaraki Tomura has already destroyed two glasses.
Meanie 3:08pm
@no wanna marry me?
Dad 2.0 3:08 pm
Dabi.
You 3:08pm
Was that Tomu-chan?
Beyblade 3:08pm
A truly powerful fuck you
MrFantastic 3:09pm
Indeed.
Meanie 3:09pm
lol
The Boss™ 3:09pm
no.
Meanie 3:09pm
guess ill marry hawks then
The Boss™ 3:09pm
fuck
you
asshole
Meanie 3:10pm
too late
[Dad 2.0 kicked Meanie out of the group]
Beyblade 3:10pm
Damn
Brutal
Doublethebest 3:10pm
Why can't I do that?
I don't want to know.
You 3:10pm
Only me and Kurogiri-san are admin
MrFantastic 3:11pm
I suggest making everyone an "admin".
You 3:11pm
No :p
Beyblade 3:11pm
Cool
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[September 27th]
Doublethebest 6:19am
add me back
MrFantastic 6:20am
I'm afraid I can't do that.
Doublethebest 6:20am
who can
MrFantastic 6:20am
Kurogiri and Toga, apparently.
Doublethebest 6:20am
tag kurogiri
MrFantastic 6:21am
What's the magic word?
Doublethebest 6:21am
i'll set fire to all your card decks
MrFantastic 6:21am
You should really learn some manners.
@Kurogiri
Dad 2.0 6:22am
Do you need me?
Doublethebest 6:22am
add me
i'm dabi
[Dad 2.0 added Meanie to the group]
Meanie 6:23am
thx
MrFantastic 6:23am
So you thank him and not me? Outrageous.
Meanie 6:23am
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@no this your mommy?
MrFantastic 6:23am
I understand, I won't be in the building when Shigaraki wakes up.
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You 8:16am
OMG DABI
@no
IM SCREAMING
Beyblade 8:47am
@killitwfire you are sick
He's going to kill us all
You 8:47am
It's funnyyyy thoo
Beyblade 8:47am
Yeah it is
@no
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Doublethebest 10:01am
HAHAHAHA MAN
I DIDN'T GET IT
You 10:02am
:p
Hiiii Jin-chan
Doublethebest 10:02am
Hellooo Toga!!
You're always beautiful!
You 10:02am
Thank you Jin-chan!
❤️❤️❤️
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The Boss™ 12:12am
the fuck do you want
You 12:12am
Scroll up Tomu-chan
The Boss™ 12:13am
…
fucking pice of shit
You 12:13am
Hihihi
The Boss™ 12:15am
@killitwfire where are you
come out bitch
Meanie 12:15am
im gay
You 12:15am
Omgomg
This is the best
The Boss™ 12:16am
stop being a little bitch and tell me where you are
Beyblade 12:16am
Downstairs, bathroom
Meanie 12:16am
the fuck man why are you helping him
Beyblade 12:16am
Revenge
You 12:17am
Dabi are you hiding in the bathroom?
Meanie 12:17am
no
couldnt stay in my room cause someone had to clean
You 12:17am
Jin's just a bit stressed
Let him clean a bit
Meanie 12:17am
yeah that's why im in the bathroom
and also @no
shower sex?
Beyblade 12:18am
Private. Chat.
God
We didn't need to know
You 12:18am
Yeppp
Ew
MrFantastic 12:18am
That is a shared bathroom. Get in Shigaraki's room.
The Boss™ 12:18am
nah
You 12:19am
@Kurogiri can we buy a new bathroom?
Beyblade 12:19am
@Kurogiri can you stop them?
MrFantastic 12:19am
I agree with Spinner, @Kurogiri
Dad 2.0 12:20am
Shigaraki Tomura, please stay in the privacy of your own room.
The Boss™ 12:20am
oh ffs
i hate this family so fucking much
You 12:20am
Awwwwwww
That's so sweet Tomu-chan
We love you!
Doublethebest 12:20am
Yeah!!!!! Absolutely not!
Beyblade 12:20am
I mean if you don't fuck in the shower
MrFantastic 12:21am
Agreed.
You 12:22am
@killitwfire ?
Meanie 12:22am
@no fuck you
The Boss™ 12:22am
you. too.