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[photo 1: Adrien is in a standing pose, grinning at the camera. His hair is bubblegum pink, right down to the roots. There is no trace of his natural blond hair on his head. He is wearing a white graphic tee with a purple butterfly at the front, which has been crossed out with a marker. A concerningly realistic dumpster fire has been drawn under the butterfly, as if the artist set a dumpster on fire just as reference for this drawing. Adrien is also wearing a pair of black sweatpants, with the right pant leg cut off at his thigh. There is a highlighter yellow sock on his left foot, with lopsided pink hearts embroidered onto it. He wears a single dark green stocking, bordered by pale green lace, on his right leg. Somehow, despite his mismatched clothes, Adrien manages to pull off his outfit very well.]
[photo 2: Adrien has the front of his torso turned to look at something behind him, showing off the back of his t-shirt. The English caption “Father fears me, Paris loves me” is printed on the white shirt in block letters. Someone with terrible handwriting has scribbled an arrow between the words “Paris” and “love”, adding the barely legible words “and Ladybug” such that the entire caption can be read as “Father fears me, Paris and Ladybug loves me”.]
[photo 3: Adrien is sitting upside down on the couch of what appears to be the living room of his new apartment, with his feet pointed to the ceiling. His position would have been considered a disgrace to the Gabriel brand, thus it is exactly in line with Adrien’s current brand. He has his tongue stuck out at the camera, and appears to be enjoying himself immensely.]
[photo 4: Adrien is playing Ultimate Mecha Strike III in his living room. There is an uncharacteristically ferocious smile on his face. Ladybug is sitting on the couch next to him. She seems excited to be there. The tv screen reveals that Adrien is using the Ladybug mecha, while Ladybug is using the Chat Noir mecha.]
[photo 5: The tv screen shows Ladybug has won. Adrien is lying stomach-down on the couch in defeat. Ladybug is smirking and lying on top of Adrien, who looks into the camera with a deadpan stare.]
[photo 6: Ladybug has strung her yo-yo wire across Adrien’s apartment, until a wire mesh appears half a meter above the floor. Adrien has balanced himself on a yo-yo wire as if he is an acrobat walking the tightrope. He waves to the camera as nonchalantly as if he is walking on solid ground.]
[photo 7: Ladybug and Adrien are performing what appears to be a waltz on the tightrope. One of Ladybug’s hands is on Adrien’s waist and the other is holding his shoulder. The two are gazing into each other’s eyes as if they hold the secrets to the universe, i.e. very romantically.]
[photo 8: Ladybug’s legs are wrapped around Adrien’s torso so that her head is taller than his. Adrien somehow manages to keep his balance on the yo-yo wire despite the additional weight. Ladybug’s hand is gently caressing Adrien’s cheek. She is pressing her lips to Adrien’s forehead as if granting him a sacred blessing. Adrien is smiling blissfully, a light blush on his face.]
[photo 9: Ladybug is kissing Adrien on the mouth, her fingers entangled in his hair. Adrien embraces Ladybug with his hands wrapped around her neck. He is standing with his back to the camera, showing off the caption “Father fears me, Paris and Ladybug loves me” on his shirt. They appear lost in each other and are not paying attention to their surroundings.]
[photo 10: Adrien and Ladybug overbalance on the yo-yo wire. The photo is a blurred picture of Ladybug and Adrien midfall, with Ladybug’s hands flailing around and Adrien about to fall on top of the superhero. Ladybug’s mouth is open as she shouts in surprise.]
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adrienagreste.not.brand Happy birthday to me!! Thank you @ladybug for indulging me ;D As a birthday present, I will send the above photos to my father :) The thought of his reaction shall keep me warm at night :):) Hopefully he will have an aneurysm :):):)
Don’t worry @marinettedesigned @chatnoir gave permission for this photoshoot (they also found the kissing very hot wink wink nudge nudge)
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chatnoir don’t let the photos fool you @adrienagreste.not.brand @ladybug both fell off the wire a few hundred times before they got the balancing right
dandeliondandruff you were there?? Give Us The Details Don’t Leave Us Hanging My Cat
goodbye_kitty the last pic lmfao
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la-bri/ish diversity win the superhero kisses the supervillain’s son
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kingoffans.wayhem ♥ ♡ ♥ ♡ ♥
donut_doyes poly rights yass babe!!! <3
lionofthe_pride I’d gladly watch if ladybug kissed my bf too
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life.is.but.a.dream i want someone to look at me the way ladybug looks at adrien AND THEYRE NOT EVEN DATING i hate my life ToT
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