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    Here's the thing about routines. Even shitty ones--even ones you hate--can be preferable to a sudden change. Which is the only reason Billy is so pissed when the cunt in the cape fails to show up one night.

    Except, the cunt didn't stand him up. He was actually drugged with some sort of sex pollen, and is having some trouble controlling his more violent sexual urges at the moment. He calls Billy in the wee hours of the morning with a pretty shitty Would You Rather?

    Or: Billy and Homelander have nasty phone sex so Homelander doesn't literally fuck someone to death.

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