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1. We Don’t Talk About Fight Club by solas_oiche

   Fandoms: Naruto  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Oct 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gaara/Rock Lee
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Nara Shikamaru/Temari
   • Hyuuga Neji/Tenten
   • Gaara & Uzumaki Naruto
   • Gaara (Naruto)
   • Rock Lee
   • Temari (Naruto)
   • Kankurou (Naruto)
   • Tenten (Naruto)
   • Hyuuga Neji
   • Uzumaki Naruto
   • Haruno Sakura
   • Nara Shikamaru
   • Naruto Ensemble
   • Rock Lee Fucks
   • Fighting as a Form of Foreplay
   • naruto sd said Rock Lee is packing heat and i agree
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Masturbation
   • stripteasing in the context of battle
   • Mutual Pining
   • doctor lee hours
   • Comedy
   • Fluff and Humor
   • one (1) calamitous dick measuring contest
   • gaara said Sand Underwear
   • environmentally burdensome amounts of water are wasted on showers in here
   • comedic fuck airhorns
   • copious amounts of plot that leads absolutely nowhere 2: electric boogaloo
   • bondage?
   • your honour the author needs a cold shower
   • Sand but it’s Kinky™
   • neji isn’t dead because i god damn said so
   • excessive use of — instead of literally any other punctuation
   • Illustrated
   • WIP Big Bang 2022

   Summary

   “That was entirely uncalled for! There is no reason for anyone to have to know I wear reinforced compression briefs, and besides, it is simply for protection while fighting! It has nothing at all to do with decency—” Lee cut off his tirade, stalling his waving arms mid-air, his face flaring a red even brighter than Gaara’s hair.

   It would be really nice if Gaara had thought to wear reinforced compression briefs himself, because the mental image that had completely mugged his entire thought process was putting him in serious danger of being completely indecent in the middle of a foreign village.

   Or, the one where beating the shit out of your best friend is definitely considered high romance.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The First Rule of Fight Club is...

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