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1. Champagne Problems by DoctorBitchcraft (SpoonDeficiency)

   Fandoms: The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Mar 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Theodore Decker/Boris Pavlikovsky
   • Theodore Decker
   • Boris Pavlikovsky
   • Toddy Barbour
   • James "Hobie" Hobart
   • Kitsey Barbour
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Wedding Planning
   • Drug Abuse
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Kitsey is Theo's beard
   • lets be honest
   • Whether or not Theo admits it. We all know it
   • Reuniting with childhood best friend
   • Implied/Referenced Cheating
   • but like not really
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Panic Attacks
   • Best Man AU
   • is this even a thing
   • well i'm making it one
   • Song: champagne problems (Taylor Swift)
   • It's not based on the song but thats my favourite TS song and its close enough that im using it
   • And yes since it is named after a TS song I made it 13 chapters
   • The AU is basically Boris never lost the Goldfinch
   • So nobody figured out Theo is scamming people and Theo and Boris never reunited
   • Also this fic is finished I just need to edit
   • I am looking for a beta if anyone is interested
   • Theo is allergic to the truth

   Summary

   When Theo's fiancee asked him who he wanted as his best man there is no one he could imagine asking but his childhood best friend Boris. Unfortunately, Theo hadn't seen Boris in almost a decade.

   Already overwhelmed by his impending marriage Theo finds himself more and more conflicted the closer he becomes to his best man, and the closer the date of his wedding gets.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   45,996

   Chapters:

   13/13

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