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The Problem with Mineta

Summary:

“Do you have a girlfriend, midget?” the middle schooler asks him.

Minoru’s face wrinkles in disgust. “Ew, girls have cooties!”

The middle schooler snorts, “Of course you’d think that, you little f*****.”

Minoru flinches away. He doesn’t know what that word means yet, but he will.

Notes:

(Wall of text incoming)

Listen. Guys. I hate Mineta as much as the next person, possibly more.

If he were a real person I would want to yeet him into the sun. As a canon character, I want to yeet him into the sun. In 99.99% of fanfic, I want to yeet him into the sun. If I ever write and finish a substantial BNHA fic wherein he might reasonably pop up, I will, or at least will want to, yeet him into the sun. Something like 95%+ of the fanfic writers I have read stuff from seem to feel the same way. That is fair.

I also, however, want to yeet canon Bakugou and 98% of fanon Bakugou, into the sun. But a hell of a lot less of fandom, or at least of fanfic writers whose work I’ve come across, or readers whose comments I’ve read, agree with me.

I understand the discrepancy in usage and inclusion in fanfiction. Bakugou was very much a formative life experience for Midoriya. He is more powerful, has a more establish canonical history and personality and has much more narrative utility. I get that. If I ever write, finish/publish a substantial BNHA fic, I will probably be forced to include Bakugou in at least some capacity, while minimising or deleting Mineta. I 100% understand that there are real and very valid reasons for their disparate treatment by fandom.

However, I have a couple of complaints.

I support those authors who do critical, nuanced, or alternate takes on Bakugou that exhibit that SOME thought has gone into the shit he has done canonically, even if they override it in their fic. I’m also okay with people mentioning him as a side note, using him for narrative purposes, and not doing much else new with him past his canonical interpretation and input.

BUT, I am NOT okay with the hypocrisy that one dimensionally condemns Mineta, but writes apologist, revisionist bullshit about Bakugou simply because he is A) more attractive and B) stronger than Mineta. The sort of thing where it turns out that Bakugou is A Good Person, Actually, (the end), just misunderstood, or some other shit like that.

That, ladies, gentlemen and esteemed nonbinary folks, is how you get rape culture, and it’s how attractive, powerful and rich men get away with awful, awful things, while their less lucky counterparts get (rightfully) condemned.

We, as fandom that generally tries to at least pay lip service to fighting sexism, homophobia, transphobia, racism, ableism, etc, etc, can and SHOULD do better.

So, this is my tiny and ironic attempt to give Mineta the slightest fraction of a percent as much apologism as Bakugou gets. If nothing else, to draw light to the double standards and the things we let those like Bakugou get away with. If we do, we are no better than the shitty teachers at Aldera that looked the other way.

This is by no means a defence of Mineta, either as a person or as a character. I just wanted to give him some amount of best case, wishful thinking sympathy. If he were a real person he would be no less deserving of redemption than Bakugou.

Note: I’ve censored the slurs used as I don’t want to use them, but they play an integral role in the story. In-text, I have censored even the word queer, because although I ordinarily do use it in the reclaimed sense, and I absolutely think it is okay to use, here it IS being used as a slur, and that makes it different.

Content warning: homophobia, transphobia, sexism… internalisation of the above… it’s… not great. Please be mindful of reading, though I’ve tried to keep to mostly the broad strokes.

Partially inspired by a comment by XQF on my other BNHA ficlet.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

“Do you have a girlfriend, midget?” the middle schooler asks him.

Minoru’s face wrinkles in disgust. “Ew, girls have cooties!”
The middle schooler snorts, “Of course you’d think that, you little fa****.”

Minoru flinches away. He doesn’t know what that word means yet, but he will.

---

He is much smaller and physically weaker than the other kids in his class, and doesn’t have normal hair. His mutation isn’t even cool-looking, like the girl in his class with tiger stripes and claws, or normal-looking until it’s used, like the boy who can turn himself to prehensile putty and squeeze his arm through a crack in a door, or even just kind of neutral, like the girl whose hair changes colour based on her mood, but is still recognisably hair.

Of course he gets bullied.

One day in the future, when he hears about what Midoriya and Shinsou went through, he’ll realise he didn’t really have it as bad as he could have.

But he’s seven years old and sobbing in the bathroom at lunch because he has no friends and the class bully has smushed Minoru’s food into his chest, ruining his lunch and his uniform in one go, and he hasn’t the knowledge nor inclination to try to compete in the oppression Olympics just yet.

He’s seven, and crying, and it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to him, and thought he doesn’t know it yet, it will keep happening to him.

---

The same middle schooler who asked him about girlfriends, is hanging around after school to pick up his cousin, Minoru’s class bully.

Minoru tries to hurry past.

“Hey, look, guys, it’s the little qu**r. Oi, fa****! Suck any dicks lately?”

Minoru’s classmate and his friends snigger at the older boy’s words.

Minoru gives up all pretence of nonchalance and runs past them, thankfully only their laughter and jeers following behind.

---

“How’s school, kid?” Uncle asks.

“Okay.” Minoru whispers.

Uncle looks up from his book, eyes sharp. “Are you giving ‘em hell, kid? You’re not being a pushover anymore, right?”

“Yes, Uncle.” Minoru says, voice louder but not firmer.

“If you act like a wet sock, they’re gonna treat you like a wet sock. It’s a dog eat dog world out there, you gotta learn to stand up for yourself!”

Minoru’s mother walks in with Uncle’s cup of tea.

“You’re telling him not to be a pansy, right, Sister?” Uncle says to her. “These years are formative for children, he needs to learn to stand up for himself, or he’s going to deserve everything he gets.”

Years later, as an adult in therapy, Minoru will question his uncle’s logic. If his parents are responsible for shaping him, then how can Minoru himself deserve what he gets if they fail to do so? If he deserves to be bullied, then how can the actions of adults external to himself change that inherent quality?

But right now he is eight and intimidated by his sharp-tongued uncle, who sneers at Minoru’s mother and grandmother, and says things like what are you, a girl? if Minoru cries or shows weakness.

---

When he’s nine, his parents move to a different town because of his father’s job.

Minoru thought it would be better, because here no one knows him, and maybe he can have a fresh start.

He is wrong.

---

The class bully is a girl.

Mostly, she picks on the other girls, but Minoru, being an outsider in small town district, and small and shy, is easy pickings.

“You’re more of a girl than I am!” She mocks him when he can’t keep up in the long distance run in Physical Education class.

He is ten when he’s in the change room after PE and one of the boys pull his pants down, to ‘check if you’re even really a boy!’

Minoru’s parents get called in after he tells the teacher, and a lot of noise is made about the event, but nothing comes of it.

A day later the boy who did it is back in class, and he and his friends are much worse.

The class bully girl, sensing weakness, turns Minoru into a full time project rather than an occasional distraction.

---

“You need to act like a real man, and then this nonsense wouldn’t happen.” Minoru’s uncle scoffs in disgust. “If you act like a qu**r, they’re going to treat you like a qu**r. Shape up, kid, what the hell is wrong with you?”

---

When he starts middle school, in another district yet again, Minoru takes his uncle’s advice.

He’s been listening, watching, taking mental notes of what a real man is supposed to be.

He talks down to the girls, talks himself up to the boys, makes as many sexual comments as he understands enough to do so.

His first week of middle school goes swimmingly.

---

By the time he’s finishing middle school, Minoru has become a miniature copy of his uncle, or of his old bully’s older cousin, or of dozens of horrible but idolised fictional men admired by the kinds of people who used to push him down into the dirt.

If you can’t beat em, join em, they always say.

---

Minoru did just that.

Notes:

(The sheer irony of this whole Mineta vs Bakugou treatment thing being a problem in a fandom whose source material consistently at least TRIES to bring to light prejudice e.g. quirkism, that people like Midoriya and Shinsou [and probably Aizawa, Asui, Tokoyami, and numerous others] suffered. I’m not saying the canon author did such an amazing job of inclusiveness, though I suppose There Was An Attempt ™, but even more so, we, as the fanfic writers and readers, as those often sick of being excluded, erased and ignored in mainstream spaces, should be trying to do EVEN better.)

(Note, I probably sound really lecture-y and on my high horse, and I don’t mean to. I too am at least equally guilty of a lot of these kinds of assumptions, prejudices and mistakes, but I think it’s worth talking about, and worth trying to be better, and I won’t soften my tone for fear of defanging my point, but do please be aware I am not trying to call out any one individual. I read, enjoy and love a lot of the work that I am critiquing. I criticise because I think we, as a fandom have the capacity to learn to be better, unlike the filthy normies IRL. XD [For legal reasons, that was a joke XD].)

Comments keep my will to post what I write alive, though if you wholeheartedly hated everything about this, please keep it to yourself because I am a fragile baby and will take it personally. XD