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“What in Merlin is that?” Harry grins even more widely and raises whatever that is even higher as if it is an award. “A leather pants.” Harry said cheerfully. If Severus could see himself in the mirror, he would look ridiculous with his mouth open and closing like a goldfish. “That… is a pants?” The question is uttered in high-pitched disbelief. “Yup and I want you to wear it.”
How the hell am I supposed to wear that??? Severus wanted to scream out but instead, a rather calm tone blew out his mouth as he said “What’s the occasion?” Harry gives him a look that should be illegal and locked away in their bedroom so he could have ways with him. “Well…” Harry drops his tone down purposely making it seductive while he trails Severus' arms with his fingers before tangling it in his hair.
“I saw Hermione wear one and the look Ron gave her is just…” Harry let out a giggle. “So yeah, can you wear this for our dinner date? Pretty please.” Severus knows he lost for this one and Harry didn’t give him those puppy eyes to convince him more.
“Very well.” Harry let out a squeal of delight and let his hands drop on top of Severus' arses and give it a good squish. “Good. See you then!” Harry tiptoes on his feet to give a peck over Severus' mouth before storming out of the bedroom to go to work.
Merlin helped me.
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The image of Severus rocking in those tight tight leather pants couldn’t leave his mind throughout the day. Pants that really didn’t leave much to the imagination and oh boy he is going to have so much fun peeling it off Severus later.
“Severus?” He shouted as he shrugged off his work coat and put it on the coat hanger. There are several grunts coming out of the bedroom and his mind immediately went into untoward places that should have been left for lovemaking only.
A wicked grin decorated his usually innocent-looking face. While he probably already lost the element of surprise, it doesn't mean he still couldn’t surprise his lover. Harry bangs open the bedroom door while shouting “Severus! I’m coming in!”
What he sees is completely out of the realm of his horny imagination. Severus’ leg is up in the air, back touching the bed while he is pulling the pants forcefully with both hands, knuckles white of force Severus put in the grip. It didn’t even go halfway through his leg while the other was still pants-free. Sweat glistened the surface of Severus and left huge wet patches on the bed as he tried on the impossible pants.
The situation is so ridiculous that Harry didn’t have time to admire the mostly naked Severus except for the boxer that is covering one of Harry’s favourite parts of Severus and laugh, really loudly. “I’m glad you found this situation so amusing Darling.” Severus' voice dripped with sarcasm.
“Why didn’t you use spells or potions?” Harry asks after he finally catches his breath and stops laughing every time he catches glimpses of Severus. “Expansion spell didn’t work on this. It will tear it apart no matter what. I had to fix it for plenty of time. As for potions, I couldn’t think of any that I could make fast and easily that could help me at the moment so I opted for lubricant. You would think it will be easier after that, well it does! Not by much.” Severus growls as he keeps trying to pull the pants up.
Harry might not get Severus in leather pants but at least he could still have his wicked ways with him, no leather pants needed. “Why don’t you put that energy on directly seducing me instead?” Harry purr, taking the rest of his clothes and climbing beside Severus. Almost immediately Severus ditches the leather pants immediately and spells it off…somewhere. It doesn’t matter with Severus' tongue down to his throat.
“You better be paying me off good with all the torment you put me through for hours just for your ridiculous pants.” Severus growls. “I-ah I will.” With them preoccupied with each other, the dinner date is off tonight and they might need to reschedule it but at least they were satisfied with the buffet that each other provides to satisfy their other urges.