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    "Your cadet corps is insane! What is wrong with them!?"

    Shadis sighed. "Was it the argument about fighting a thousand duck-sized titans or one titan-sized duck?"

    "What? No…"

    "Was it the fact that half of them are convinced that the other half are werewolves?"

    "...No, I-"

    "Was it Eren and Krista doing their creepy mind-meld thing?"

    The Sergeant sighed in defeat. "No."

    "Oh… was it-"

    "They were talking about how attractive they find the Armored Titan."

    Shadis let out a single dry bark of laughter. "Yeah. I ignore those discussions on purpose."
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    Told entirely from outsider POVs: the 104th Cadet Corps is all really bad at keeping secrets from each other. Rated M for Levi's potty mouth. For slightly less crack, just go to the second fic in this series!

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