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    "Your eyes are like the toilet," Nagi says. "Toilet water," he adds as an afterthought.

    Somewhere in his office, Ego chokes on his coffee.

    Reo's frozen, a polite smile plastered on his face.

    "... Sorry?"

    Nagi wants to say something about the toilet flushing and spiralling water and how Reo's eyes are similar with how hypnotizing they are and—and Nagi realizes that one, explaining all this to Reo would be too much of a hassle, and two, maybe a fucking toilet was not the best thing to compare to Reo's eyes.

    "Nevermind," Nagi mumbles.

    Or: 5 times Nagi tries different ways to flirt with Reo (spoilers: none of them work) and one time he succeeds. Kind of.

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