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Self aware Sampo and his Extraordinary Journey

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"Please to all you Astral Express Players. Enjoy my colorful journey with my Player who wrote this. There's references to as my Player says the starrail communities inside joke." As Sampo Koski, Merchant extraordinare bowed to the fandom. As the curtains rose as the Reader touched the title.

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As I joined this ragtag team of plucky protagonists. After coming to the Player via express. I was thrust into an unfamiliar place. Later I was informed via Dan Heng that I'm in the Herta space station. As I got to know the rest of my teammates. Battling the antimatter legion so the trailblazer aboard the space station. Opening chests and doing the most random of chores. Til I felt the now familiar pull of forced cutscene to watch the Astral Express leap forward.

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As we arrived at an all too familiar planet. I had a sinking feeling that I was going to have some embarrassment from my teammates. Which I forgot to introduce them to all of you. My Player's team evolved from just the starters plus me. To me, a foxy fan lady, Dan Heng and my friend from the Underground, Dr. Natasha. We did receive buffs. Though for a brief couple of battles I fought with an unfamiliar team with an unfamiliar warmth unlike my Player's. After sometime traversing my snowy home. As I was thrust into snow feeling my cheeks burn with shame for my teammates seeing me in such a state. After being dragged out of the snow. My theatrical performance of the cutscene ensued. After that I joined my team back as they took some pics of their own future amusement.

 

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After some time of exploring the Overworld of Belobog my home. Though I couldn't help but notice that our Player has a fascination with simple trash cans. Though I remembered and cringed about something I had to do inside of trash can for an earlier performance for a comedy introducing the game I'm apart of with each trash can and dumpster rifled through. Though I distinctly remember not taking part against the ice queen of the supreme guardian. Though Dan Heng told me that I dodged a major bullet. As I saw the trailblazing team enter the Grand Gothe hotel. I was thrust into a cutscene and a new location with steampunk vibes. As I can finally show off that I've been self aware of my in-game status via this dream. I heard the subtle scream of glee from my Player along with the snapping of the screenshoter taking in every bit of my ""dream"" dialogue. I can tell that I'll be touted as self aware by my Player on hoyolab. Which to be fair it's good for me. See you later in-game fellow fanfic readers. I bow towards my game fandom's audience.