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#Hexsquad
HumanWitch: i feel like absolute shit rn
HumanWitch: entertain me
BestBlight: Language, Luz.
HumanWitch: you literally swear more than i do, amor
HumanWitch: i dont wanna hear it
VeeV: She has ya there, Amity
hunter: hA Get wre CkEd
Willow<3: what's wrong, Luz?
HumanWitch: im behind on schoolwork
HumanWitch: im sick
HumanWitch: and im still recovering from SAVING THE WORLD three weeks ago
HumanWitch: so im fucking miserable
Goose: You can get through this!
Goose: You've been through worse!
Willow<3: cheer up!
BestBlight: Get better soon, cariño. <3<3<3<3
HumanWitch: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
hunter: gaY
HumanWitch: like you have any room to talk about us being gay
HumanWitch: token straight boy
hunter: im NOt stRAi gHt th OUgh?
BestBlight: Wait, you're not????
Willow<3: no
Willow<3: he's bi
hunter: yeAh
Goose: WOOOO BI RIGHTS
hunter: thAN Ks
HumanWitch: wow, bi AND depressed? we really are siblings
HumanWitch: ty gus btw
Goose: no prob
BestBlight: I guess Hunter puts the "bi" in "bitch".
Willow<3: don't be mean to him!
BestBlight: Oh yeah, I forgot you two are a thing now.
HumanWitch: its all in good fun please dont kill my girlfriend willow please
VeeV: How about no one is going to kill anyone
VeeV: What's our opinion on that?
Goose: agreed!
HumanWitch: boring
HumanWitch: i crave chaos
The Nocedas/Clawthornes
OwlMom: hey luz, how ya feelin?
HumanWitch: absolutely atrocious, thanks for asking :D
hunter: relATa blE
Lulu: Both of you kids need therapy. Badly.
Rainestorm: I think we all need therapy, Lilith.
Lulu: ...Fair point.
OwlMom: luz, have you tried just sleeping the entire day
OwlMom: always a good idea even if youre not sick
HumanWitch: if i didnt have so much GODDAMN SCHOOLWORK to get done
HumanWitch: i would
VeeV: Your health is more important
VeeV: Go to sleep
HumanWitch: te quiero hermana
HumanWitch: but no
hunter: sTFu aNd sL eEP
HumanWitch: no
Camila: Mija. Cama. Ahora.
HumanWitch: ok ill sleep sorry mom
hunter: smAR t Ch OICe
Camila: You too, Hunter.
OwlMom: get fucked blondie
Lulu: Edalyn.
OwlMom: what
Rainestorm: Eda.
OwlMom: fine
OwlMom: sorry goldilocks
hunter: iM U Sed tO It