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Soothsayer
@anon29842
@ohgreatcaesar are you dating Brutus?
Julius Caesar
@ohgreatcaesar
Replying to @anon29842
No what why would I be dating Brutus?
Soothsayer
@anon29842
Replying to @ohgreatcaesar
Everyone thinks you’re dating Brutus.
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Julius Caesar
@ohgreatcaesar
Everyone, Caesar is not gay for Brutus. Caesar is not dating Brutus.
Marc Antony
@caesarsmicrowave
Replying to @ohgreatcaesar
Guys, I’m pretty sure he’s not dating Brutus. He was a wife. As much as it pains me, Caesar is most likely straight.
Calphurnia Caesar
@missuscaesar
Replying to @caesarsmicrowave
Sorry, this is the truth. I am his wife.
Gaius Cassius
@guycassius
I know everyone thinks Caesar’s gay but he’s probably a closeted homophobe…
Decius
@nobodyexpectsdecius
Guys check out my fanfic <33 Love how @22andbrutus looks at @ohgreatcaesar
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Julius Caesar
@ohgreatcaesar
Sometimes it's the fans that make me hate being famous. I am NOT gay for Brutus. We ARE NOT dating. I have a wife. You even insinuating that I would be a homosexual is not okay, you should not compare someone like me to anyone like that ever. You can not be saying that my sexuality is not what it is. I am a normal heterosexual straight man. I am a hero and a leader, not someone you should be diminishing the name of by calling them gay.
Brutus is my close friend, and we have been friends for a long time. We have NEVER kissed, hugged, touched, or done anything homosexual to each other. Both of us are manly STRAIGHT men who do not do anything gross or perverted to each other. I am disgusted by this possibility, and you should be ashamed of what you have done and what you have written.
Cinna
@not_the_poet
Replying to @ohgreatcaesar
Man, this is twitter, i am not reading all of that
Gaius Cassius
@guycassius
Replying to @ohgreatcaesar
What do you mean by “anyone like that”. How dare you say that being “straight” is the “normal” thing to do? Why are you “disgusted by this possibility”? What’s wrong with being gay, Caesar?
Marcus Brutus
@22andbrutus
Replying to @guycassius
Guys can we please de-escalate this? I don’t think we need to be having this argument.
Gaius Cassius
@guycassius
Replying to @22andbrutus
Why, are you scared that your homophobic side will come out too? Hm??
Marcus Brutus
@22andbrutus
Replying to @guycassius
I’m not homophobic. I guess I didn’t realize Caesar was so mean… I’m just feeling a lot of emotions right now.
Casca
@the.casca.des
Replying to @guycassius
Brutus is bisexual. He can’t be homophobic. But screw Caesar man, I always knew he was kinda rude but I never realized he was this bad… #cancelcaesar
Trebonius
@treeeeeeeee
Replying to @the.casca.des
I know right, I totally loved him but now that I know this, I’m upset I ever supported him. I can’t believe Caesar is so trash #cancelcaesar
Metellus Cimber
@metalman8161
Replying to @the.casca.des
Seriously!!!! #cancelcaesar
Decius
@nobodyexpectsdecius
Replying to @the.casca.des
I pour my heart and soul into my work. That was my favorite fanfic I’ve written, and I’m crushed that someone could hate my writing so much. I’ve been crying for hours. #cancelcaesar
Ligarius
@whygarius
Replying to @the.casca.des
WHAT?? I loved caesar :(( I’m so upset!!!!! #cancelcaesar
Cinna
@not_the_poet
Replying to @the.casca.des
his message is so long i literally had chatgpt summarize it for me- since when was caesar so terrible? #cancelcaesar
Gaius Cassius
@guycassius
Replying to @the.casca.des
Agreed. Caesar is the worst person ever. Thankfully I’ve always liked Brutus better. #cancelcaesar
Marcus Brutus
@22andbrutus
Replying to @the.casca.des
I always thought Caesar was my best friend. But to know that he doesn’t support me and my community, and even can hate people for their identity is a lot to deal with, especially considering what we’ve been through in the past… It’s all too much for me. I have decided to cut off all my ties with Caesar for my mental health and for the good of those around me. #cancelcaesar
Julius Caesar
@ohgreatcaesar
Replying to @22andbrutus
Seriously? You too, Brutus? I can’t believe this. I’m deleting my account.
Gaius Cassius
@guycassius
Replying to @ohgreatcaesar
Shut up homophobe nobody likes you
Decius
@nobodyexpectsdecius
@22andbrutus 41°53′35″N 12°29′7″E
Marcus Brutus
@22andbrutus
Replying to @nobodyexpectsdecius
Locked and loaded. For the good of Twitter!
(Attached Image: Julius Caesar on a couch, scrolling on his phone)
Gaius Cassius
@guycassius
Replying to @22andbrutus
You’re not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.
Marc Antony
@caesarsmicrowave
Replying to @22andbrutus
What??? The hell??? I’m calling the police.
Gaius Cassius
@guycassius
Replying to @caesarsmicrowave
Shut up caesar stan nobody likes you
Marcus Brutus
@22andbrutus
Replying to @guycassius
He’s just misguided, leave him be. @caesarsmicrowave its not your fault that you got brainwashed by caesar, you can grow past this <33
Marc Antony
@caesarsmicrowave
Replying to @22andbrutus
BRO???? YOU JUST KILLED HIM HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO “GROW PAST THIS”
Marcus Brutus
@22andbrutus
Replying to @caesarsmicrowave
It’s not like that-- I’m just a silly little guy
Gaius Cassius
@guycassius
Replying to @caesarsmicrowave
Go off 💅