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Chaotic Family (SAMS)

Summary:

Eclipse: Can u ask him if I can get a pink drink?

Lunar: You basic bitch

Eclipse: Excuse me?

Lunar: You heard me!

Notes:

There will be EXTREMELY SLOW UPDATES

but there will be updates none the less

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Chapter 1: The drama begins

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‘Moondrop’ has made a group chat!

‘Moondrop’ named the group chat ‘We need therapy gang’

‘Moondrop’ has added ‘Sunrise’

‘Moondrop’ has added ‘Lunar Eclipse’

‘Moondrop’ has added ‘Killcode’

‘Moondrop’ has added ‘Solar Eclipse’

‘Moondrop’ has added ‘Bloodmoon’

‘Moondrop’ has added ‘Bloodmoon2’

 

 

We need therapy gang
2:45pm

 

‘Moondrop is online’

‘Killcode is online’

‘Sunrise is online’

 

Sunrise: Moon…
Why?

Moondrop: Why not?

Killcode: He wants drama

Moondrop: stfu

 

‘Sunrise’ has changed their name to ‘Sun’

‘Moondrop’ has changed their name to ’Moon’

 

‘Solar Eclipse is online’

 

Solar Eclipse: What…

 

‘Lunar Eclipse is online’

 

‘Lunar Eclipse’ has changed their name to ‘Lunar’

 

Lunar: …

Sun: Lunar, u good?

Lunar: Define ‘good’

Moon: We having sassy Lunar today?

Lunar: ofc not

Moon: So which flavor?

Lunar: Caramel.

Moon: Gotcha, brb

 

‘Moon is offline’

 

‘Solar Eclipse’ changed their name to ‘Eclipse’

 

Eclipse: What did I just witness???

Killcode: That my son, is Lunar without coffee
Moon went to Starbucks

Eclipse: Can u ask him if I can get a pink drink?

Lunar: You basic bitch

Eclipse: Excuse me?

Lunar: You heard me!

Killcode: Stop fighting!
Anyway, Moon said he will but you have to do something for him

Eclipse: Uuggghh, fine…

 

‘Bloodmoon is online’

‘Bloodmoon2 is online’

 

‘Bloodmoon’ changed their name to ‘Manic’

‘Bloodmoon2’ changed their name to ‘Despair’

 

Lunar: Mani! Des!

Manic: Lunar!

Despair: Lunar!

Eclipse: How come they’re nice to u two?!?

Despair: We’re the favorite :)

Lunar: :)

Manic: Dad

Killcode: Yes son?

Manic:🪫

Killcode: We can go once Moon comes back

Manic: :)

Sun: I’m confused
What does🪫mean???

Eclipse: Manic and Despair are separate rn and Manic’s blood reserves run out faster than Despair’s
He was asking Dad If they could go rob a blood bank cause there’s no blood bags left here

Sun: Oh, that makes sense

 

‘Moon is online’

 

Moon: Eclipse, Lunar
Come get yalls drinks

 

‘Lunar is offline’

‘Eclipse is offline’

 

Moon: I have never seen Eclipse come down the stairs that fast ever in my life.

 

‘Eclipse is online’

‘Lunar is online’

 

Eclipse: I fell down the stairs -_-

Moon: And it was hilarious

Eclipse: I hate u so much

Lunar: Girls you're both pretty

Eclipse: Wow

Sun: How am i related to you guys again?

Lunar: stfu clean freak

Sun: Hey! I just don’t like it when stuff’s dirty

Lunar: thus, you're a clean freak

Moon: Yeah you have a major problem with cleaning

Sun: I do not!

Moon: I literally had to drag you to your room to charge yesterday because you wouldn’t stop cleaning the daycare

Sun: …

Moon: Exactly

Eclipse: imagine

Lunar: shut up mister ‘i have a breakdown every morning at 3am’

Killcode: Eclipse…

Eclipse: …

Killcode: Son…

 

‘Eclipse is offline’

 

Killcode: Moon please

Moon: You owe me

 

‘Killcode is offline’

 

Sun: What’s going on?
What’s wrong with Eclipse?!

Despair: Eclipse locked himself in their room
Dad’s trying to get through to him but they won’t let him in

 

‘Lunar is offline’

 

Sun: Shit Lunar’s crying

Despair: I’m coming over w/ Manic

 

‘Despair is offline’

‘Manic is offline’

‘Sun is offline’

‘Moon is offline’