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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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13 Nov 2024
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
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11 Nov 2024
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After decades of filling the silence with his own voice, Lucifer has a very difficult time readjusting to filtering his thoughts before saying them out loud, and he fails more often than not, which is entirely to blame for this not-quite-but-maybe-friends-with-benefits situationship he forms with mister tall, dark and creepy.
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09 Nov 2024
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Lucifer was having a bit of a problem. Namely, a deer demon who seems hell bent on getting closer to him no matter what. However, all is not as it seems when signs point to underlying problems.
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Alastor falls in love(?) at first sight and Lucifer doesn't know how to deal.
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09 Nov 2024
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Don't Say Goodbye by Blot_Squisher
Fandoms: Halloween (Movies 1978-2002), Halloween (2007), Halloween (Movies - Zombie)
27 Jun 2022
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At seventeen, Eli is sent to Smith's Grove Sanitarium where he meets the one and only Haddonfield Boogeyman, Michael Myers. After forming a sort of friendship with the killer, he is unexpectedly released. Leaving without saying goodbye may end up being the single greatest mistake of his life...
Note: This takes a bit of inspiration from several of the Halloween movies. Michael's physical appearance is mostly based off of Rob Zombie's 2007 remake. Primarily because I'm a sucker for big dudes with long hair <3
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- Part 1 of Halloween Never Ends
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05 Nov 2024