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    In a world filled with dominate Alpha, obedient omegas, and bets that blend into the background. Will Omega! Alastor be able to break out of the mold made for him? And with a kid no less.

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    The world churns in perpetual conflict, fractured further by designations that dictate the purpose of every Sinner.

    A grieving king, stripped of his lover and child, rules the damned with a merciless hand.

    An Overlord whispers through the airwaves, weaving influence into every broadcast as he constructs a kingdom within the very bones of Hell.

    And a smiling usurper dreams of tearing himself free from the old, suffocating traditions that bind him. A new era waits on the horizon, and he intends to seize it with both hands.

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    "Being controlled by your heat, turned into a mindless whore–I’d wager you’d rather die than experience that. So you found a loophole. You channeled all those instincts into your shadows, didn’t you?”

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    Alastor goes into heat while in Vox's captivity, but that means nothing. There's nothing Vox can do--not humiliation, not torture, not rape--that will make him break. Alastor will emerge victorious, as he always does, even over his own instincts.

    To do otherwise would be to lose himself in entirety.

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    Alastor may finally be free of his chains, but not of the nightmares gifted to him by Vox. No one has ever seen beyond The Radio Demon’s walls, and no one will know what plagues him now. He’ll find a solution by himself - he needs no one’s help.

    All Lucifer wanted was a simple hug from his daughter after being trapped and harvested for his energy, yet even the slightest touch from another brings back agony from Vox’s machine. Is there anything or anyone that can heal the touch-starved king from fearing a light caress?

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    Un par de manipuladores de mente retorcida y con miedo al abandono tienen el mismo plan para amarrar al otro.

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    The King of Hell is in need of a new bride. The Sins have decided to create one the old fashioned way. Now the bride is unsure of their husband. But who said the devil didn't like a challenge?

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    Vox had Alastor right where he wanted him, and the timing couldn't have been more perfect.

    Maybe some would say he was taking advantage of Alastor, but he saw it as seizing an opportunity.

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    Alastor goes into heat while being Vox's captive because deer demons have heat cycles. Vox has shark eggs.

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    Love triangles! Omegaverse! One-sided obsession!

    In which everything plays out the same but Alastor is born an omega who, upon his descent into hell, decides to masquerade around as an alpha instead through the help of his deal.

    Vox has an insane infatuation with him still and wants nothing more than to make Alastor his. Lucifer denies his feelings like the plague.

    Eventually, Alastor being an omega is revealed.

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    or hazbin hotel where the media overlord and king of hell are unspeakably obsessed with our favorite deer sinner (and it's abo)

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    In the aftermath of the battle against Heaven, Alastor resorts to old distractions for the first time in eight years, attempting to erase what Adam did to him. Vox doesn't question it because this has been part of their hot-cold relationship since it started. Vox thinks everything is fine.

    Until he realizes it's not.

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    Vox and Alastor are enemies with benefits. And then they become something else entirely.

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    Lilith is here to stay and she wants to help Charlie make her dream come true - so why does everyone but Charlie get a bad feeling whenever she opens her mouth?

    Charlie wants them to be a happy blended family, but keeps putting her foot in her mouth.

    Alastor in this order: Deals, Trauma, Helicopter mom and the better Wife

    Lucifer is trying to protect everything, figure out what's going on and keep his new family together.

    Vaggie can smell the bullshit, she just doesn't know how to call it out.

    TAKUMA WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY WOULD STOP TRYING TO KILL HIM IN THE HOTEL. IT'S MAKING HIS LIFE DIFFICULT. HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INVOLVED, NOT SUPPOSED TO DIG AND STICK HIS NOSE IN THIS - You know what, fuck it. This is personal.

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    Tale of broken air conditioning, two drunk fools and suffocating tension between them

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    When Alastor first entered Hell, he hadn't expected to be this grateful for his forsight in ensuring his rise to power whilestill alive. Not only had a new body been bestowed upon him, and with it instinct of a prey's nature, but also a different kind of gender - one that would have had him fighting not only for survival, but also agency. Being tied to another by a deal was one thing, but being owned through mating is another beast entirely, and Alastor loathes both possibilities.

    He'll remain independent, come what may.

    And not even a certain short-statured King will change that!

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    Alastor agreed to the pain of withstanding the movie night at the Hotel under one condition - Lucifer was supposed to suffer right by his side during the entire thing so that it could at least resemble their usual date night, just in some twisted sense of it.

    It seems, though that he is on his losing streak tonight when instead of even this, the very questionable date, all he gets is one glass of rye after another, drunk in the sole company of his and Husk’s pouring hand, seeing to keeping his glass full, even when he slowly reaches his limit.

    Someone will have great amends to make. Alastor falling asleep doesn't seem to be an issue in the longer run. Especially that even in his sleep he moans out Lucifer's name quite clearly.

     

    This long overdue fic was written for Bottom Alastor Week 2025, fall edition, containing mainly the somnophilia prompt (consensual! ◡̈) with a hint of pussy spanking at the side, giving it a tiny bit more spice

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    Alastor got drunk--very drunk. And like always, Husk went out to bring him back home.
    And, like always, Alastor is much more plain about his feelings when he's drunk.
    Including his love of Husk.
    But Husk is tired--he's been getting drunk scraps for years; how much longer can he be expected to get affection only when the Radio Demon is drunk?

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    Warning, this is Dead Dove! Please read the tags!!!

    Despite his punishing grip and furious eyes, Lucifer’s voice was syrupy sweet. “You won’t be seeing anyone until I’ve turned you into the perfect little wife. An extended absence out of nowhere isn’t out of character for you.”
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    Lucifer would be lying if he said he hadn’t imagined claiming the unfairly pretty deer sinner as his own, and shutting him up in the process. He just needed a little push, and no one liked to push him quite like Alastor.
    One snide comment too many about his inability to satisfy a wife, and Lucifer was raring to prove him wrong.

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    the gift of the magi, but with knives.

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    El dolor de la traición es algo horrible; te desgarra desde dentro y quiebra tu confianza en pedazos que se desmoronan como el cristal. O al menos así lo sintió cuando encontró a Eva con Lilith y Samael. Pensó que se amaban, pensó que Samael y Lilith eran sus amigos, pensó que podrían salir de esto juntos y seguir adelante... pero no era verdad. Todo fue una mentira que se contó a sí mismo.

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    Kick out of his home, Alastor is giving the bad advice of getting a sugar daddy. After a year living on the streets, he gives in and meets Lucifer Moringstar. The same day as his heat begins.

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    Now married to Alastor and with a child to think about, Lucifer becomes worried when he finds signs that something isn't quite right inside their house. Unfortunately, he finds out too late that someone had been watching them; someone who was determined to steal what he thinks is his.

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    Alastor was not accustomed to waking slowly. In life, and even more so in death, his mind had been a switch—either alight with purpose or dormant in the dark. Yet mornings here, in this wretched hotel, had a different texture as of late. This particular one came on like honey poured from a jar, thick and lazy, and even his sharpest edges dulled in the warmth of it.

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