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“You don’t let anyone help you, ever! And right now—right now there’s a serial killer looking for us!!”
“He’s not a serial killer—”
“He has a fucking chainsaw!!!!” Buck says exasperatedly, shaking his arms at Eddie like he’s going insane himself. “That’s covered in blood and there’s a fucking dead body in the laundry room you have got to be kidding me!!”
“Well if he’s a serial killer would you stop screaming so he can’t find us,” Eddie whisper-yells, going red in the face.
or: if 9x13 actually went serial-killer
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A Bite out of your Collar by xarxi
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
05 Apr 2026
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“Do you like a good glazing after a topping?”
Easter Baking really gets Phil in the mood for a topping. Wearing their formal suits and bunny ears, Dan and Phil can’t resist quenching their hunger as they wait for the dough (and maybe something else) to rise.
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No Time for Sex We Have to Watch the New Dinosaur Documentary by hamiemeows
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
05 Apr 2026
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Jisung pisses.
Minho cums.
They kiss afterwards. <3- Language:
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Bang Chan is a devil blessed with the face of an angel and cursed with a past he can’t escape.
Driven by a tragedy that has haunted him for most of his life, his ruthless pursuits for success and vengeance leave little room for matters of the heart.
But when he’s forced to look after his best friend’s brother, he starts to feel something in his chest:
A crack.
A melt.
A fire that could end his world as he knew it.***
Lee Jeongin is a free spirit trapped by nightmares of a childhood he can’t remember.
But despite his broken past, he’s never stopped seeing the beauty in the world…including the heart beneath the icy exterior of a man he shouldn’t want.
His brother’s best friend.
His neighbor.
His savior and his downfall.Theirs is a love that was never supposed to happen—but when it does, it unleashes secrets that could destroy them both…and everything they hold dear.
(This is a rewrite from an already existing book named Twisted Love by Ana Huang and is heavily inspired by it, so all credit goes to the original author)
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“Mike.” Will's voice was quiet and inquisitive.
“Yes?” Mike continued to keep his eyes firmly shut, however he could feel Will staring at him.
“Are you uncomfortable?” Mike opened his eyes finally and looked at Will’s. He was beautiful.
“I'm fine.” He lied. “Are you feeling okay?”
“I feel better. Not cold. Well maybe my hands.” Will's hazel eyes danced in the lantern light.
“Your lips aren’t blue anymore.” The color of Will’s lips, the shape. When did Mike become so fascinated with them? He found himself unable to ignore them. When Will talked, when he smiled, when he laughed. Mike wanted to kiss him
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A story following the several years after 1989. Explores ideas of yearning, forgiveness and the power of honesty. The story will shift between 'present' day and the past, slowly revealing Will and Mikes complicated and intense relationship. -
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Park Seonghwa never imagined his quiet life would unravel with a single phone call.
“You will marry Kim Hongjoong. It’s not a choice.” His father’s voice was sharp and steady on the other side of the line he left no room for negotiation.
The Kim family—cold, feared, and haunted by a violent past—offered an arranged marriage to get an heir for the family.
But the man Seonghwa is supposed to wed doesn’t even show up to meet him on the first meeting.
Instead, Seonghwa faces the cold truth from Hongjoong’s father:
“If anything happens to my son, you inherit everything. The fortune. The protection.”
Seonghwa wants no part of this. He did not want wealth born from blood. He did not want safety purchased with someone else’s life.
He did not want anyone to get hurt. But the choice isn’t his to make especially that his father gave his words to Mr. Kim.
When asked, “Are you willing to marry my son?” he hesitates… then quietly agrees.
Because deep down, he knows this marriage is more than a contract for both families.
Will Seonghwa survive the man who refuses to love him?
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The Stranger Things/Hannibal AU Fic
These are the last words, I'll ever speak - And they'll set me free...
If my heart was still alive, I know it would surely break
And my memories left with you, There's nothing more to say
Moving on is a simple thing, What it leaves behind is hard
You know the sleeping feel no more pain, And the living are scarred -
The Stars, The Sun and The Paladin by SweetestPastryofall
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Apr 2026
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In the Kingdom of Halig, a great and prosperous land constantly threatened by immeasurable darkness. The anointed Princess Willow and the soon to be Paladin Mikal must part on great journeys. In three years time Lady Mikal will return from her pilgrimage to take up her oath to protect the land and Princess from darkness. With deep love between them, will Mikal and Princess Willow be able to be together again?
This story will follow along their separate journeys and show that love is truly the most holy thing of all.
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Genderbent Byler, lesbyler and lescleradin. All other characters will be the same gender however most names have been changed to old English or some derivative.
Halig meaning sacred, divine, and holy. Meant to represent that this kingdom is blessed by the divine itself, making it the holy land.
Mike Wheeler as Mikal Wynnstan
Will Byers as Princess Willow
Dustin as Lord Tustin
Lucas as Lord Lukas
Eleven as Lady Jane
Max as Lady Maxine
Nancy as Ancy Wynnstan
Hopper as Sir James
Steve Harrington as Lord Stephan
Joyce Byers as The Dowager Queen
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Will returns to Hawkins for the holidays and admits that he is nervous because in two months he will meet his long-distance boyfriend in person and he is a virgin. Mike offers to help him “practice,” thinking it will just be a favor between friends, until the line between comfort and nice gesture begins to blur.
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Mike offers himself as a test subject so Will can lose his virginity and have plenty of practice until he feels ready. Neither of them knows that this only serves to reawaken old feelings.
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Dating a witch is no joke.
Mike Wheeler earned himself a peaceful life. But instead, he falls for Will Byers, who spent his whole life in the Upside Down, so once he ends up in the real world, he has absolutely no clue what flirting even is.
When Mike finally tries to have a real talk about sex, he realizes way too late that “spicing things up” in their relationship could mean literally ANYTHING: turning into a snake, using a lava lamp the wrong way, or... yeah, pretty much anything.Or:
Will tries to be a good boyfriend, and Mike desperately needs therapy.
AU! Witch Will Byers
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Don’t think about tomorrow yet (stay right here) by sadgirlheadphones
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Apr 2026
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The summer of 1989 is supposed to be theirs.
For the first time since they were twelve, nothing is trying to kill them. The Upside Down is gone. Hawkins is quiet. And the Party realizes they’ve never actually gotten to be normal teenagers.
So they make a plan.
One last summer to do everything they never got to do; parties, stupid competitions, late-night drives, bad decisions, and all the reckless things that come with finally feeling like the world might belong to them.
Just one last summer of being teenagers in Hawkins.
But once you’ve spent your whole life surviving the impossible, you learn to recognize when something isn’t right.
Which means that somewhere between the late nights, the laughter, and the slow realization that childhood is slipping through their fingers, the Party might be pulled into one last mystery.
And this time, it might change everything.
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Will Byers swears he’s over Him. Mike Wheeler swears he doesn't have feelings for him. One reckless summer in Hawkins proves they might both be very, very wrong.
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Sam was supposed to be finishing a new track, lost in a world of bass lines and midi tracks but you had other plans, and a blue laced bunny costume designed to shatter his musical focus. You aren't just looking for attention... you're looking for trouble.
Turns out, Sam's breaking point involves pinning you to his lap, ignoring the world and making sure you’re far too wrecked to ever leave the room. The festival can wait, Sam has a much more "Productive" project to finish in his office chair and he’s determined to hear you scream a melody that has nothing to do with his song.Long story short you ride his thigh then you give him a blowjob under the desk then you ride him on the chair HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!!🐇🐣
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- Part 14 of My Sam's smut fics
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He tensed when the Cardinal approached, no longer whistling. He backed up as far as he could, not wanting to be anywhere near the door when that horrible man was before it.
The sheet was lifted just enough to show the door of the cage. Terzo gave the darkest glare he was capable of when the Cardinal’s eyes met his own.
“Good morning, little rat,” he said in a gentle voice. Satan, Terzo would give anything to gouge his eyes out. “Do you want something to eat?”
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What may have been weeks or months ago, Papa Emeritus III was kidnapped by Cardinal Copia who forced him into a cage to be his new pet rat. Despite Terzo’s resistance, the Cardinal seemed to want nothing more than to care for and spoil him the way he did with all of his rats.
If only Terzo would embrace his true self, he could be shown a love he has never had the chance to experience.
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“I’ll push the air into your lungs from mine, so that it’s not so hot.”
“H—how do you do that?”
There’s a deep crimson flush moving up Mike’s neck, and Will wonders if being high makes people warm like alcohol does. It’s hard to tell if his own hot skin is from the weight of Mike’s gaze or the weed getting to him.
“You open your mouth.” Mike’s eyes trace slowly down Will’s face, glassy and unfocused, until they fix on his lips. Surely the weed is getting to Will. “And I’ll blow the smoke in while you inhale.”
Will’s tongue goes dry. Yeah, definitely the weed, he’s heard about cotton mouth. If Mike is suggesting this, then it must be a normal thing to do with your friends. He wouldn’t offer to do it if it wasn’t.
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New York is loud and crowded. Will’s mind is tangling up all his creativity until he’s not sure what to do. When his parents go on a “pre-wedding honeymoon”, he jumps at the chance for an isolated summer at the beach. It’s perfect, except Mike crashes the escape in search of his own. Mike is running from his own shit— things he'd rather keep secret. While high, bordering estranged, and sitting under the stars— they agree to a summer of answers and no questions.
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Make or Break Me (Joe Burrow) by fpfairy2024
Fandoms: National Football League (US) RPF, American (US) Football RPF, Sports RPF, Real Person Fiction
05 Apr 2026
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Alex Lassiter is a promising tight end drafted by the Cincinnati Bengals in the first round. He has worked incredibly hard for this opportunity and upon arriving in Cincinnati, he is informed that none other than the star quarterback, Joe Burrow, will be tasked with getting him acclimated to life in the NFL. Alex is bisexual and had some experiences in college, but Joe has only recently realized that he may not be as straight as he thought he was. But that cannot matter. This is the most important season in recent Bengals history. Their Super Bowl window is open. Can they maintain their focus on the game? The answer is no. What begins as mentor relationship devolves into the situationship of the century full of jealousy, secrecy, fame, and the weight of the expectations of the NFL and the world.
Or: a much more fun 2025 Bengals season
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Equius and Nepeta survive their encounter with a crazied Gamzee and join the other survivers and some humans on the trip to the next session.
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Stranded by fr3dweasleysgf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic friends - Fandom, wizards of baking
05 Apr 2026
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a plane crash leaves you stranded on an island with the phelps twins. *on wattpad as well!
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I want to write a bunch of stories but I have about as much creativity as Ivan, so it’s up to you guys to give me prompts. Good luck, soldiers :salute:
Also, I nominate SickGame as Ivan and Andrew’s ship name, as I prefer themed ship names over just smashing names together (granted, my nomination isn’t creative :skull:)
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Jonghyun takes Taemin to a fancy hotel before he can get too drunk in front of everyone else. When Taemin wakes up he can’t keep his hands off of him; but there’s an underlying feeling behind just his desire. Him and Jonghyun indulge in it and discover a thing or two about themselves in the process.
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Gerard Way faces yet another bitter coffee in his quiet routine, sitting in a café that seems to conspire against his orders.
Whenever that new punk waiter, Frank, attends to him, something goes wrong. Forgotten sugar, strange flavors, mixed-up orders.
Mikey tries to convince him that asking for a correction isn’t a big deal. But Gerard feels there’s something more than simple distraction.