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You have been doing this like hundreds of times now.
It’s not that much. Yea sure.
You only do pacifist run, which is… good.
But still kinda boring.
Or it would be if you didn’t keep discovering weird way to break the world’s physics, like whatever is up with Nice cream in particular.
And you use that knowledge to just, keep resetting and go through the Underground as fast as possible like you’re trying to speedrun a videogame.
…Are you?
You did not answer. Okay then.
You keep ignoring the monsters that’s trying to tell you the story about the royal family, since you have heard it for maybe too many times now.
And of course because you’re…
Speedrunning.
…
What would you even get from doing this anyway? I don’t think something will change.
World record?
I don’t think there is a world record for freeing a race trapped under a mountain, Frisk.
Or even if there is I am pretty sure one day is enough for that, you don’t have to do like, in 2 hours or something.
…
You reached the Last Corridor.
Again.
You walk past the save point entirely because that would waste time for your hypothetical world record.
Ah, sans is here again.
And he’s going to say the same thing he said the last however much times.
Judging you and stuff.
“welp.” ?!
“…you’re here early.” Wait that’s not normal.
Did you know about this?
…Of course you didn’t. You’re shocked too.
“i’m gonna be honest. you got here so fast.. i haven’t even finished eating my ice cream yet.”
…What? He has Ice cream?
“…well, you’re not in a rush.” I am pretty sure you are, and he probably knows that
“you can wait a minute, right?” Yea, definitely, he’s winking at you.
A song starts out of nowhere as sans start eating the ice cream… somehow…
He is… taking his time…
The music sounds slowed down for some reason… it feels weird.
Also he, for some reason… sync his …movement, with the music?
Why would anyway want to sync their movement to the music when they’re eating ice cream???
Man, now I want to eat some ice cream. You what?
Like, it looks so good, and now I’m kinda hungry. …You serious?
Mmm… strawberry ice cream… Oh, you’re actually serious, you look… well, like you really want to eat ice cream, but is trying not to show it, carefully closed but kind of shaking mouth, clenching hands, and things like that. Stop describing me like that, it’s weird.
Well, okay sure.
…
I still really want ice cream though. Unfortunately you only bought one Nice cream for the Punch card and you already ate it in a battle.
…You know you can just ignore him and just walk past him, right?
…
Okay.
You think we can go find some ice cream after this? …Aren’t you in a hurry? Speedrunning?
…
Well, the Nice cream guy already sold all his Nice cream to the RGs so not really.
…Or maybe if you wait until tomorrow or something.
But I want it now…
…I don’t think I can help you with that
…
He’s definitely dragging this out.
The music sounds like it’s ending…
…
It
Is not ending.
…Oh my god, why.
Sigh…
Frisk, you look miserable.
Ice cream…
…
There there?
…
I don’t know what to do in this situation.
Mmm…
We’re just
waiting in silence
until
Finally.
He finished this ice cream.
“phew. what a great cone.” You’re looking at him really intensely.
“sometimes it’s nice to take it easy.” Unfortunately for you, he is closing his eyesockets.
“otherwise, you’ll get brainfreeze.” He is winking, and you’re stilling staring, which means that he definitely saw that and is just deliberately ignoring you now.
“anyway… i’m sure you got something important to do.” And he still wasted your time
“wouldn’t wanna slow you down.” Totally believable
“later.” And he just disappear the next time you blink, as always.
…
…You’re still stuck about this?
Ice cream…
…
Well… if it helps, I kind of want an ice cream too.
…
But like, a chocolate one, it tastes better.
Strawberry is better. Frisk, please don’t argue with me, I’m trying to comfort you.
…
Then aren’t you suppo- Nevermind, let’s just go Frisk.
Huh? Wha-? Yea, walk outta here, hurry up, get your world record or whatever.
Oh! That! I almost forgot! And you finally leave the room, to the throne room, and the final fight number I don’t remember…
…Wait, are you really trying to get a world record? Hey!