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"Hey, buddy. Wanna buy an Eliminate? Only 250 gems. A real steal."
"I don't know. Why is it all scratched up?"
"See, that's the quality craftsmanship. Makes even a novice feel like a battle veteran. Why, you can practically smell the sands of the arena."
"Why is it black, though? Aren't they always red?"
"Super-secret Baldwin recipe. You have to know just how to ask the old guy or it’s no good. Look, you're clearly a dragon of taste. 200 gems."
"I don't think so."
"Okay, you're twisting my leg. I'll throw in a second at half the price."
"Sold."
