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“There's a knot. On my penis.”
“Oh my God,” Robin says, and is inundated by several mouthwatering visions of what Nancy could’ve been doing to discover this. “You totally explored yourself before you texted me.”
She forces herself to think of anything but Nancy touching herself. “Not important. How do we find information on this? We can’t just ask Reddit.”
“Do you have a Reddit account?” Nancy asks, looking like she doesn’t want to know.
Robin chooses not to answer that. “Actually, we’re all being tracked six ways to Sunday. I’m pretty sure that saying “help, my girlfriend grew a werewolf dick” on Tumblr would get the feds at my door.”