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1. i only came here for you by ScarlettStorm

   Fandoms: 有翡 | Legend of Fei (TV), 有匪 | Bandits - priest  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Mar 2024

   Tags

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   • Xie Yun/Zhou Fei (Bandits)
   • Xie Yun (Bandits)
   • Zhou Fei (Bandits)
   • Modern AU
   • vague north american setting
   • modern with magic
   • the magic is demon summoning specifically
   • human xie yun
   • demon zhou fei
   • oh my god they were nonconsensual roommates
   • Minor Angst
   • major comedy
   • what's up it's time for scarlett's extended meditations on invisible disability
   • Discussion of Ableism
   • chronically ill xie yun
   • wife guy xie yun
   • so basically just xie yun
   • a'fei being god's perfect three ounce killing machine
   • Femdom
   • mentions of a lot of very niche fetishes
   • xie yun's mostly just a rope bunny who gets off on acts of service though
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • not sickfic but not not sickfic
   • Cunnilingus
   • Anal Fingering
   • Pegging
   • the erotic potential of situational erectile dysfunction
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Vaginal Sex
   • some light sexual humiliation
   • you know
   • for fun

   Summary

   “Your robes are very beautifully made,” Xie Yun says honestly, doing his best to speak the same dialect and choosing not to mention any of the horny thoughts he’s currently having.

   The being gives him a withering look. “Did you summon me to compliment my robes?”

   Xie Yun blinks. “No?” he offers, feeling very wrong-footed, which is not a way he’s used to feeling.

   The being straightens their shoulders and nods. “Who do you want me to kill, then?”

   Okay, that is a pretty significant escalation. “No one?” Xie Yun tries.

   The being frowns at him. “Then what did you summon me for?”

   Xie Yun decides that having this conversation while lying propped on his elbows on the floor is undignified, and he pushes up to sitting. “Pardon me, honored guest, but I didn’t summon you.”

   Or: Xie Yun accidentally summons a demon, and gets way more than he bargained for... but not in a bad way.

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